into the light(but still in incognito)

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Rating: Not Rated

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Category: Other
Fandom: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs, 僕のヒーローアカデミア |
Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
Relationship: Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead & Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs),
Dazai Osamu & Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs), Edogawa
Ranpo & Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu &
Edogawa Ranpo (Bungou Stray Dogs)
Character: Edogawa Ranpo (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray
Dogs), Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs), Aizawa Shouta |
Eraserhead, Class 1-A (My Hero Academia), Yagi Toshinori | All Might,
Dabi | Todoroki Touya, League of Villains (My Hero Academia)
Additional Tags: Edogawa Ranpo is a Little Shit (Bungou Stray Dogs), Edogawa Ranpo
Knows All (Bungou Stray Dogs), Nakahara Chuuya Is So Done
(Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai-Typical Suicide Mentions (Bungou Stray
Dogs), Dazai Osamu Needs a Hug (Bungou Stray Dogs), Port Mafia
Member Edogawa Ranpo (Bungou Stray Dogs), Aizawa and Dazai are
cousins, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead is So Done, Dabi and Chuuya
bond, Soft Dabi | Todoroki Touya, Dabi | Todoroki Touya is a Mess,
Nakahara Chuuya has a ED(eating disorder)
Language: English
Series: Part 1 of into the light(but still in incognito) series, Part 1 of my
Collection of Mha X bungou stray dogs Fics
Stats: Published: 2022-11-19 Updated: 2022-12-22 Chapters: 9/? Words:
20670

into the light(but still in incognito)

by sne4k

Summary

Dazai, Chuuya and Ranpo go to UA under cover as hero wannabes. what will they get into?

all while, Aizawa is close to finally cracking the case of his dead auntie and uncle, and his
missing cousin. Shuji Tsushima.

Notes

uhh I am not good at writing fanfictions so enjoy this! I hope you don't mind my bad
writing

oh and Ranpo has an ability in this AU

it's still called ultra-deduction
but it's very very different from its name
and I'm going to keep it a surprise
 a mission so tiring
Chapter Notes

See the end of the chapter for notes

Being called by Mori could mean a lot of things. for Chuuya he was hoping it was some type of
raise.
not likely but there's hoping
Chuuya ran through the possibilities in his head.
or maybe.. A new mission. hopefully. he's been cramped up in his apartment for three whole days!
it's insanity. especially since he has to share it with Ranpo.

speaking of which. Chuuya thought he was an interesting person.. he's been in the mafia longer
than Chuuya himself. yet, he doesn't have his own apartment? or The most concerning, a
paycheck? to be fair Dazai didn't either. that made him wonder about the both of them..

Chuuya finally made it to the doors of Mori's Office.

he slowly opened them and stepped inside.
first thing he saw was, Ranpo sitting on the ground next to Elise coloring some picture. Next he
noticed Dazai and Mori having a quiet conversation.
Damn. Chuuya hopes he doesn't have to go on a mission with.. Dazai.

"Your not doing it right! you have to color inside the lines.." Chuuya glanced at Elise scolding
Ranpo on how to color in the lines..

Chuuya walked over to mori and Dazai, and sat.

"Ah, you're a bit late Chibi.." Dazai's annoying voice rung throughout his head, like an alarm that
would not stop going off.

Chuuya tried his best not to groan in front of the boss. Chuuya waited for mori to speak, while
purposely ignoring shitty dazai.

"Now that everyone is accounted for.. you, Dazai and Ranpo. are going to...!" Mori draged out his
sentence
"high School!" Chuuya almost choked.

Ranpo showed no emotion on his face.

Dazai looked as if he was about to puke! but he soon began laughing. how does he get away with
that?
"heh you're joking right?" Dazai began to look for sarcasm in mori's face. he didn't find any.

"well... you three are going to be infiltrating UA as students this upcoming year, exciting huh?"
Mori picked up the papers to his side, and begin sliding two papers at Chuuya and Dazai. Pointing
Ranpo's towards him. but the boy showed no interest in looking at it. or getting up at all

Chuuya looked down at the paper. and then it hit him. "Were going to high school?!" he almost
flipped out of his chair

to the right of him, Dazai looked down at the paper scanning it with no emotion.
"what's your true intentions." Dazai glared at mori
and Chuuya was still left wondering
how the fuck does he get away with that??
"ah! you caught me.." Mori paused his sentence seemingly thinking if he should tell them his full
intentions. "The league of villains, you know them."

weren't they like sheep or something? "the bunch of hypocrites? that League of villains?" Chuuya
spoke, words dosed in sarcasm

"don't they have that all for one guy?" Dazai still stayed staring at the boss

"pft they're barely a threat. they're a bunch of angsty teenagers that don't know what they're doing."
Ranpo muttered from where he sat on the floor
ah so he was listening. "ah it's not like that 'all for one' guy is as much of a threat to us ability
users."

"mhm.. right Ranpo. but I would prefer if we got rid of them now before they become..
antagonizing."
Dazai obviously wasn't satisfied with this answer. but he would probably find out himself what is
really going on, eventually anyways..

"oh and, there's an entrance exam.. in a week prepared yourselves! your free to go." Mori waived
off the boys

Chuuya got up off of his chair. and walked to the door hoping to avoid.. Dazai and Ranpo. but
nothing ever goes his way. as soon as he was out that door-

"heey ya fancy-hat! you don't mind me bunking for tonight?" Ranpo hung off Chuuya's shoulder.
Chuuya forcefully pushed him off.
"you practically live at my apartment..? why would you even ask that." Chuuya was convinced The
world only created these two, to annoy him.
Ranpo chuckled as he skipped ahead of the two boys

somethings off. Dazai was quiet.. huh. Dazai walked a short distance behind Chuuya. somewhat
deep in thought. 'at least he wasn't annoying me.'

Chuuya decided he was going to have a nice glass of wine tonight.

-----

by the time he made it to his car, Ranpo was already in the passenger seat.

Chuuya walked around the front of the car to get to the driver seat.
Ranpo decided it would be a good idea to honk the horn.. he was going to regret that.
BEEP!
Chuuya jumped "SHIT what the fuck?!" Chuuya looked at Ranpo leaning towards the wheel while
still sitting in the passenger seat
Chuuya probably looks like a deer caught in headlights. he quickly made his way to the driver seat.
he slammed the door shut. all he could hear was was the raven haired idiot beside him. chuckling.
oooh how Chuuya would love to ruin his pretty little face... "ah that sounded weird." he didn't
mean to say that out loud.
Ranpo turned to look at him "thinking about how attractive I am?" Ranpo put a hand under his
chin. Chuuya glared at him. and then started to hit him, slap him is more like it... there are pretty
much kitty fighting at this point
"HaH!!" Ranpo was not affected. Chuuya was going to burst a blood vessel....
Chuuya started the car and angrily drove it to his apartment.
 ----

Dazai sat at the usual bar he goes to, he usually has other two people there with him..
but Ango and Oda are buzy or whatever.

Dazai has a feeling there's something going on between the two... lol imagine their hooking up.. ew

Dazai took out his year old laptop

He has nothing better to do then hack into the UA system, better see what they're in for..

Dazai click a few buttons

ah.."robots, that'll be semi-difficult for me.."
whatever he'll just get 100% on the written, to make up for the lack of combat he will show

Dazai looked up at the clock in the bar

10:26 pm
Dazai groaned.. this was gonna be a long week..
well.. he could shorten it by jumping off a bridge..
yeah that'll do!

Dazai in a better mood than he was before, Closed his laptop and excitedly got up out of his seat
and left the bar

--------------------

A week went by faster than they thought

The exam was right around the corner..
actually, the next day

Dazai found a semi-good apartment for the three of them. three room, one bathroom
AKA a living room, a bedroom, a kitchen and a bathroom

"Ranpo get off your ass." Chuuya slams the refrigerator closed. "also we have no food!"

Ranpo continued chewing on his snacks, "Not it!" he had already claimed the couch as his own

"Fine. lazyass.." Chuuya glared at Dazai, "hey. go to the damn store will you?"

Dazai leaned against the door. "so hostile Chibi...

but alright I stole the money off of mori earlier anyways.." Dazai opened the door and walked out.

truthfully he just needed air. this whole Mission is annoying... not hard by any means.. just
annoying.
--------------

when Aizawa heard the news he immediately ran to the police station as fast as he could.
apparently something new appeared out of nowhere..
the case of his auntie and uncle slaughtered in their own home.. and his missing cousin Shuji.

back then there wasn't enough evidence to prove to anything

it could've been a number of things..

 A murderer, less likely. there was no evidence of anyone having a grudge for the family. but
considering Aizawa already had his hero license when it occurred... maybe someone had a grudge
for him and decided to go after his family..

Aizawa absolutely hated when people brought up the idea that.. Shuji killed them.
what are these people thinking??
A 13 year-old boy?? come on now.

they said. "well maybe he ran away after he killed them? maybe they were abusive.. Endless
possibilities. you have to be open, tell us do you think he would do this?" No.

obviously not.

could've been a gang that was after their money? endless cycle of possibilities like he said..

but this morning when he got that call, they said

"we have something on your missing cousin, you're gonna wanna hear this in person."

Aizawa always knew the most likely possibility would be; that someone would take his cousin for
his quirk. nullification.

nullification is the rarest type of quirk that is out there.. and most want it for their own

Aizawa didn't even want to think about what probably happened to him.

Shota would find out what happened to his cousin. he had to.

Chapter End Notes

edited December 1, 2022

I reduced Aizawa's knowledge on his cousins 'quirk'
now it'll make a little more sense
 entrance exam
Chapter Summary

entrance exam day! yay...

Ranpo ability revealed??

read to find out

Chapter Notes

oh yeah warnings will be here

TW: implied pedophilia

!didn't reread before posting!

See the end of the chapter for more notes

A blast to the past.

Ranpo's recruitment

Ranpo Got kicked out of the police academy.

for a number of reasons-
1. people didn't like it when you did things his own way. he always delivers results.. why does it
matter?? it doesn't matter how he does it at all!
2. he refuses to use his ability. well it's more complicated than that of course.. Ranpo Lied and said
his ability is ultra-deduction.. which it is but.. he lied about what it actually does. "whenever I put
these glasses on.. I will be able to see the full truth of a case in a matter of seconds!" wrong. that
was never his ability. tch..
not even close to his real ability. his real ability...... is..... useless. Ranpo has no reason to use it!
or maybe that's a big elaborate excuse.

everyone thinks, his parents died in a car crash.

nope. not close at all..
and the police were the only ones who actually knew what happened. but of course they lied to the
public

Ranpo's parents, were involved with shady people.. and one day they got himselfs killed because of
it.
and.. Ranpo inherited his Father's ability.
the ability to Control ...air?
Ranpo's still confused about it himself

when you say it out loud it's nothing impressive..

but when you see it in person..

whether it be sucking the air out of someone

or propelling them in the air to drop them 50 feet..
its stronger than it sounds..

And Ranpo never used it. saying his ability was something totally different, worked out for him for
a very very long time.

until it didn't

in short, he pretty much got kicked out on the curb by the police academy.
now here he was sitting on some stupid bench in the rain. he's been out here for two days.. nothing
to eat nothing to drink nothing to do/nothing to solve
what a boring existence...

"they will regret that.." A voice to Ranpo's left sang out. welp. that voice sounds like a weirdo. is
this his time ..? is he gonna die now..?
Ranpo didn't look at the voice

suddenly the rain had stopped. ah joking, The man put an umbrella over Ranpo's head

"how do you know about the police academy?"

he probably looked at Files. how he got a hold of those is a whole other thing
Ranpo looked at the man
dark hair hung slightly past his ears, definitely a Doctor, he could tell from the coat, oh and the
outline of a scalpel in his coat pocket.
why would a doctor have that out in the middle of nowhere? probably a sketchy person then..

The man must've noticed him observing him intensely. "ah.. you're an observant boy.." ew.. why
the hell does he sound like that?

"no shit.." Ranpo's instincts were screaming

'stay away' 'don't talk to him' 'this is gonna end bad'
He ignored them, he was way too curious

"your sassy.. aww how cute..." Ranpo was too young to know any better. so he continued to talk
to this man.

"get to the point. what do you want?" Ranpo heard the man giggle

"well.. I heard you just got kicked out of the police Academy... you want to solve cases do you
not?"

... yes... Ranpo did want to solve cases.. but...

"i can also offer you a roof over your head... food, hygiene, Bare Necessities.. and all you have to
do for me ..is work!" The man sounded ecstatic
"work.. i'm guessing you mean.. you want me to find out where enemy organizations are? predict
when they will attack.. in sum you want to use my intelligence...?.." in all honesty this was
sounding like a great deal! and all he had to do.. was get involved with sketchy people!

"right! you're amazing already.. but you could do soo much better with my guidance. The Academy
used you for one thing.. we could use you for so much more.. we could make you so much more."
hah all those words went over Ranpo's head. he didn't care about becoming 'better'
he just wanted some action.. and his definition of action ..is cases.

"im in, old man!" Ranpo got off the bench quite quickly, still under the umbrella

was that the biggest regret of his life?

or the best part?
he was doing what he wanted now..
solving cases.

it was the only thing he ever wanted

but why does he feel.. that he made a wrong choice?..

ever since then, Mori tried to train him to be extremely manipulative. he tried to turn him into a
prodigy...
Ranpo didn't want that at all.
all he wanted to was...

what did he want...?

he himself doesn't know anymore....

once Mori found out he couldn't make him his successor. he moved on.

Ranpo was told some stuff, because Mori was quite lonely and had no one to talk to, other than
him and Elise.
he would say things like

"ah! I found someone with an incredible ability.. and impressive education score.. I think this might
be the one!! aren't you two excited? you'll get a new buddy!"

Ranpo snooped around mori's stuff occasionally

And he came across the name, Shuji Tsushima.

Ranpo of course knew that it was his new prodigy, Ranpo snooped some more, and found his
academic scores

and hell... was Mori right...

they were almost as impressive as his own..

his ability was called nullification..? weird name for an ability.. it was more like a name for a quirk
but apparently it was an ability..

eh..Ranpo didn't care enough to look into it anymore.

sometime later, a kid his age, named Dazai Osamu became Mori's 'apprentice' of sorts
and sooner or later. Mori became the boss of the port mafia.
Ranpo knew exactly what happened. he didn't have to see it to know Mori killed the old boss. it
was obvious and how no one else figure it out was.. dumb

he definitely did it in front of Dazai. he needed a witness. no one would believe him otherwise

and Ranpo didn't have to be there to know exactly what Mori said.
...
"The boss has passed due to his illness.
he left word saying I will inherit his position as boss.
You're my witness.
Got it?
Dazai."

definitely something like that. Ranpo wouldn't be too surprised if he got it right completely.

and then the whole Chuuya thing came along..

Ranpo knew Randō was a traitor of sorts.
his ultimate goal was to learn what happened to his close partner. Paul Verlaine

but that's not how Ranpo found out or suspected anything at first. it all started when he took intense
interest in Arahabaki's existence.
and then one thing led to another... yeah.

Aizawa made it to the station

the police found a new lead. The demon prodigy of the port mafia.. they think.. Shuji is...
...

the Port mafia apparently has someone with a nullification ability. and the demon prodigy
apparently has some ties to it.
no.. that doesn't make sense... at all

unless...

no no... could Shuji.. be the... demon prodigy..?

NO ..no. it has to be someone else. they're wrong.. it can't be him.. someone else with nullification..
it has to be..

"they always say the first stage is denial." the officer said to him. how. dare. he.

nullification isn't that rare... there's multiple people out there with it..!
even if it is less likely in Yokohama..

Geez. its 12 at midnight.

and he still thinking about something that happened hours ago. ridiculous.
he has to be at UA soon.
--------

Ranpo woke up two hours ago.

he still wasn't dressed.. "ughhhhhhh" Ranpo groaned as he got off his lovely spot on the couch

Ranpo spotted Dazai leaned against the door already fully dressed
knowing him, he was probably up the whole night
wait where does he sleep?

he opened his book bag with two outfits in it. jeez.

Mori could've at least given them some money.
The only person in this house actually get a paycheck for doing this, is Chuuya.

speaking of which Chuuya 's alarm has been going off every five minutes for 20. how annoying...

Ranpo made his way to Chuuya's room as quiet as he could get. not wanting to wake him ...just yet

Ranpo barges into Chuuya's room "you're gonna be late!" Ranpo scurried off to the bathroom after
successfully scaring the shit out of Chuuya
before he did, he managed to be a witness of Chuuya falling off his bed
heh..
"UGh FUCK YOU! I was gonna get up ....soon..!"

"if you guys don't hurry up we're all gonna be late.."

Ranpo heard Dazai mock the both of them from beyond the bathroom door

"WELL if RANpO doesn't hurry up in the bathroom we WILL be late!" Chuuya yelled
--

sooner or later they were all out the door

walking to UA..

"did you see the news? some sludge monster or something.." Chuuya stayed looking down at his
phone
it was definitely old news, from like a month ago. but it peaked Chuuya's interest

"Sorry Chibi not all of us can afford a phone... it's so offensive to flex your richness ..whenever
you're around us!" Dazai try to make it sound like Chuuya murdered his whole family
A drama queen!

Chuuya tried to kick him, keyword; tried

Dazai dodged it of course..

all the talking stopped for a few minutes

Ranpo was relieved

but not for long

"Sooo... Chibi... did you study? knowing you.. you're gonna need it..." Dazai kicked his feet as he
walked

"shut up you damn geniuses! not everyone can be....uhhh... geniuses!" Chuuya tried to kick Dazai
in his shins, but he dodged
Ranpo Giggled

"no but seriously... how are you going to pass... im ohhh sooo concerned.." Ranpo played along

"... i did but I forgot everything." Chuuya mumbled

but everyone heard, by everyone that just means Dazai and Ranpo

Dazai started hysterically laughing.

"Great! you're the only one with the paycheck and you're probably gonna lose it!"
"how will we ever eat now?" Ranpo mocked Chuuya with Dazai

"right. why don't you guys get paid? i've always wondered." Chuuya was trying to joke around
but he got the silent treatment for the rest of the walk

until they finally made it to the school.

Chuuya looked up at the building.

"Holy shit.. this place screams government funding."

"tell me about it..." Dazai muttered, unimpressed

"don't worry.. Chuuya. you'll do perfectly fine on the physical exam, you'll need to.. because you'll
probably fail the written." Ranpo observed everyone around him. they were very very different
from Yokohama people.
of course they are..
Abilities and quirks are different after all.

"WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!"

chuuya screamed at him
Ranpo knew Chuuya wasn't THAT stupid to fail, he would be fine... he's just teasing
Midoriya POV-

I didn't even have a chance to test out my new power..

I swallowed the hair all might told me too, but I don't feel any different...
something that comes with time maybe....?

"stupid Deku." Izuku recognized that angry voice anywhere. oh god...

"Kacchan.." Bakugo continued to walk

"get out of my way now, before I set you on fire."

he walked past Izuku, while he was flaring his arms in the air
"good morning!! let'sjustdoourbestoutthereokay??!" Izuku very nervously spited out
until he realized his childhood 'friend' was gone

he went to look at him, before he heard

"WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!"

Izuku looked over at the noisemaker, A redhead that reminded him a little bit too much of a certain
blonde that walked past him a few seconds ago

The redhead seem to be ready to fight a raven haired boy an inch taller than him
The raven head, had quite a lot of hair...
strands of it falling on his face

before Izuku looked at the third boy he decided to mind his own business...
before he could, The redhead noticed him staring...
oh no...

"what are you looking at?" the Redhead went to a neutral pose with his hands in his pockets. with a
very very intimidating gaze on Izuku

Izuku squeaked "ah! Nothing!"

Izuku sighed in relief, when the Redhead turned back to his friends..

he slowly regained confidence in himself

and continue to walk into the school! he was going to absolutely take on that test and pass!

'Im going to be a hero!' he thought confidently

before it was all shattered

when his foot caught the other.

he fell rapidly. 'or i'll just die' he thought as he went down his confidence coming with him

but he never hit the ground

------

Chuuya was... struggling

he studied eight hours a day! for a week! and he was still so so ..confused.
he knew like... some of it...?

Ranpo turned it in before anyone else did. and then Dazai the next 10 mins after him!
Ranpo and Dazai are so smart ...its annoying
they always make it so clear he's miles behind the both of them.. ugh
and the worst part is they're always right.
but Dazai is worse.. way worse. he'd always rub it in Chuuya's damn face.. its so..... infuriating!
Great. now Chuuya has zoned off!

Chuuya turned in his test.

nowhere near in the time that Dazai and Ranpo did..
he was quite infuriated
hopefully this physical exam is something to blink at.

-----------

Chuuya was still irritated from the written exam. but fortunately calm down a bit.
he'll save his anger for the physical..

Chuuya sat in the middle of Dazai and Ranpo

The seats were close to each other, but they weren't bumping elbows or anything

soon dramatically, The lights turned on one by one in a video started playing in the front of the
room

Chuuya zoned out for bit until the loud blonde started explaining the exam,

Chuuya look at the paper he got, Center B.

Ranpo and Dazai probably have different. it's obvious that they would split schools up.
even if they were 'homeschooled'

Chuuya looked back up at the screen and started actually paying attention
City?
.. blah blah
points based on their difficulty.. Chuuya wanted to laugh about how easy this was going to be.

"make sure you keep things heroic! attacking other examinees, is a U.A no no! you dig?"
The loud blonde expressed

well that was going to be boring. you can't attack others? make sense Chuuya guesses. he almost
forgot this was a hero school
seems like it would be impossible to forget, based on how comfy these chairs are.. Again
Government funding.

"excuse me" Chuuya could tell by the voice of this person that they had a stick up the ass.

"-sir, but I have a question." The stern voice continued to talk

"on the print out, you've listed four types of villains-"

his stupid rant went on...

"it is shameful.. we are-" Chuuya only half listened

"we expect the best from Japans-"

Chuuya again only cared to listen to half of what he was saying
"A mistake such as this won't do!" Chuuya looked at the stern voice. and he definitely had a look to
fit his voice..
Square glasses, blue hair ..maybe blue, hard to tell in the lighting. The Blue head pointed at the kid
Chuuya was scaring earlier

"you've been muttering this whole time, stop that." very upfront.. that reminded him of Ranpo
speaking of which the boy was giggling, at the whole interaction
Dazai smiled amusingly

"Also.." The blue headed boy, pointed at.... HIM?

"You three! you're not in your school uniforms. you're supposed to be representing your school. it's
disrespectful." The guy stared at us for a response
The green headed boy was still shocked

Chuuya just glared at the blue guy

Dazai and Ranpo smiled.

"alright examinee, 7111.. thanks for the input!"

The rest of that stupid blonde explanation was tuned out completely by Chuuya.
when will this end...??

---

luckily it finally ended.

Chuuya in front of the Battle center B entrance.

They were taken by bus here.

it was a huge ass door.. when Chuuya looked up it was a miniature city.. actually miniature was
definitely not the right damn word. like.. he thought the port mafia was rich but this is just
...extreme

apparently Chuuya was at the same damn entrance as the green haired kid AND the blue haired
kid..
how annoying..

The green haired kid was trembling like a little child. how pitiful.. he'd be lucky to survive in the
mafia.

Dazai said earlier "we need to build trust, so please don't scare everyone.. i'd rather we successfully
do this mission. and get it over with."

damn it. was he already failing? Maybe he should give some half ass apology to the kid.
it wouldn't even be likely they would end up in the same class, but.. better safe than sorry.

"Hey Green haired kid!" Chuuya walked up behind him.

"AH" he jumped and almost turned white.

jeez get a grip dude..

"my name is Chuuya. sorry about glaring at you earlier." Chuuya didn't necessarily sound that
sorry
"oh!" the kid seemed calm down.. "wait did you call me kid?" ugh just when things were going
well

"got a problem with it?" didn't glare this time, but he certainly sounded imitating

"ah sorry sorry! I should be the one apologizing for earlier.. I wasn't minding my own business..
my name is Midoriya Izuku!" he held his hand out

Chuuya did not shake it

"cool, I don't care who's fault you think it is"

Izuku seemed to spot something more interesting than him, in the crowd
that annoyed Chuuya

Chuuya Heard footsteps before Izuku noticed them

Chuuya turned around to see that stupid glasses wearing blue haired dude

he gripped Izuku's shoulder

"she seems to be focused on the trails ahead, what are you going to do?" talked like a father that
knew everything.

Chuuya glared at him

he hated the way he talked to people. Who are you to be lecturing someone???
Chuuya planed to slip away

"don't think I forgot about you." The blue haired guy looked at him sternly.

"you should also be focused on the trials ahead. instead of pondering.." hah.. Someone brave
enough to talk to him like that in the port mafia would face the force of gravity.
unfortunately he's not in the port mafia right now.

"hah... I cannot wait to beat you.. Who the hell are you lecturing someone that you don't even
know? why don't you mind your business, and focus on what YOU are going to do."
The glasses guy tensed at the intense glare he was getting from Chuuya

"Or you're feel the force of gravity." Chuuya stoped glaring before he said that. he didn't want to
seem.. 'villainess' as they would call it..

mr. broccoli head started freaking out and apologizing. damn get a backbone already would you?

Chuuya Heard people whispering(not well if he could hear them from 5 feet away)
they were shit talking. not him, but Izuku
ugh this isn't worth his time.

"that red head is short but imitating! I like him." some guy in the crowd said
soon other started agreeing
Chuuya wore a cocky smirk as he walked into the crowd, getting away from those two idiots from
before

"Right lets start! there are no countdowns in real battles!" he got that right. Chuuya set off

"run run run listeners" One second after him, everyone joined him and ran

except for Izuku. he's not going to survive this..

Chuuya ran ahead and started crushing robots left and right. Chuuya had no need to keep count.
he already knew he was going to pass.

---------

Ranpo wasn't excited. violence isn't typically his thing.. but since they were robots he guesses its a
bit easier ...and less messy.

all he needed to do was push them out of the way with the wind. each one he came across was
either lifted into the air by the currents,
or pushed into a wall violently. Still by the currents in the air

Ranpo was nowhere near Chuuya's raw power.

this isn't gravity manipulation.
it's air manipulation.

it's way harder to control when you don't know what you're doing. luckily he was trained by the
'best'..
Mori would always say his power is Great for sucking the life out of someone. AKA taking away
their oxygen, made great.. torture..

Ranpo didn't have to hack into the system, to know he would have to get rescue points also. it only
makes sense. just a deduction...

he helped people here and there. he wasn't anything special, but he would most certainly pass.

he saw some kid pretty disoriented

with a robot towering over him.

he had yellow blonde hair with a Black bolt in it.

most certainly had a electricity quirk.

Ranpo slammed the robot against the wall with the wind currents. thankfully there were a lot today

"get up stop cowering in fear. go get yourself some points to pass." with that Ranpo walked away

before:

Denki was having a rough day.. he was soon to get enough points to pass at least!

until exhaustion hit him like a truck!

a robot towered over him and he was too tired to fight back. ughh

until it got smashed into the wall.. ???

A beautiful raven head boy saved his ass..

woah he was pretty as hell....

the boy looked down at him

and opened his eyes to reveal Beautiful green emerald eyes
"get up stop cowering in fear. go get yourself some points to pass." and he walked away without
another word
but those words suddenly made his exhaustion nonexistent

he admired the raven head as he walked away. feeling something bubbling in his chest

he was in a wonderful mood the rest of the exam

-------

Dazai Knew he would probably have a hard time with the robots. it's a given..
He found the main control center and ripped it out of them. he was taught to compromise in
situations like this.

although if he doesn't show his power he would never make it in. huh... let's find a test subject!

Dazai came across some boom boom boy blowing shit up. debris was flying everywhere we could
get caught in someone's eye.. and they may have gone blind tch tch
such a reckless behavior...

the kid just blew up another robot, debris scratching Dazai's bandages a bit..

"that's irritating.. " Dazai looked down at his ripped bandage. they weren't coming off or anything
but it was still annoying..

"get out of my way extra.." Extra..? he would have fun ticking this one off.. haha.

Dazai managed to grab a hold of him before he blew up another one. Blue swirl of power wrapped
around both of them as his power was taken away from him

"that could blind someone.. you sure are reckless.."

"HUH?! The hardheaded Blondie backed away from him as fast as he could, which is most peoples
reactions to their power being stripped away.
it's their fault for being so reliant on it

"YOU BASTARD!!" Dazai was fully expecting this kid to start a fight with him. but he backed off
so he does have brain cells...

Dazai wondered how Chuuya and Ranpo were doing... they most certainly had enough points to
pass by now.
welp not the time to worry about them! I need some rescue points..
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Nezu looked at the screen.. focusing on a raven haired boy.

the boy seem to have a quirk similar to air or wind Control, its Definitely not the quirk that has has
him interested.

his interest has been peaked by this boy because-!

he was very observant.. and he already spotted some of the cameras! despite having his eyes closed
most of the time.
it was almost like you could hear the calculations going on in his head, just by looking at him

he was very very intelligent. the fact that his test scores were 100% accurate.. never has a student
been able to get such score like that... truly interesting..

"The real test has yet to come" A voice that was not Nezu's spoke, and then a red button was hit.
----------

The City started to shake.

"ah.. here he comes!" Dazai was quite ecstatic to see what the heroic students would do...

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The fake city shook violently as Ranpo stood on it

"this must be the zero pointer.. how annoying"

Ranpo spoke his mind, truthfully as always

he was on the main road, like most

The giant green robot hung over the city buildings.

it was truthly a site...
everyone looked absolutely horrified
Ranpo stayed with the same expression on his face
he closed his eyes.. and took a breath
he should probably open them.. for this at least

The robot punched the ground

as soon as it cleared up just a bit
everyone stopped with their delayed reactions started running.

Ranpo spotted a girl stuck in the rubbage, of the clash. and some pathetic green haired boy laid
there.
what in the world...

Ranpo saw the boy run up

and jump

wait. he has a quirk?

wow.. that's surprised even Ranpo..

maybe this kid was something.

The robot went crashing down in the opposite direction as a kid punched it

what a show...

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it's been a few days since the exam

the three boys all sat in the living room couch having a movie night.
Dazai always seems to annoy the other two into watching endgame for the 10th time this month..
that stupid American movie annoyed Chuuya more then any other..

Chuuya was always angry. kept him 'entertained'

A knock on the door distracted them all from ant man turning into a baby on screen
"answer it" Chuuya pushed Ranpo off his shoulder
Ranpo let out a stretched out groan.

Ranpo walked over to the door and opened it

three letters were at the door

"guys the results are here~" Ranpo threw both the letters at the other two

"ugh" Dazai groaned "this is a boring mission"

there was a hologram in it

in short
all three of them passed.

Chuuya got first place (of course)

Ranpo got fifth Place
Dazai got seventh

eh not too bad not too bad.

Not like they could actually show their full potential.
this is a mission, not a circus.

"this mission is turning out to be quite annoying.."

Dazai put his hand on his chin
almost falling asleep

"haha! you should look some stuff up about our teacher, we don't wanna go unprepared..."

Chuuya groaned and stomped to his room

he wasn't mad..
his ego was actually growing higher by the second

he was way way stronger than these kids

but holding back is annoying...

____________________________________

The teachers examined the results

1. Nakahara Chuuya 87 / 10
2. Katsuki Bakugo 77 / 0
3. Eijoro Kirishima 39 / 35
4. Ibara Shiozaki 36 / 32
5. Edogawa Ranpo 25 / 38
6. Tenya Iida 52 / 9
7. Osamu Dazai 27 / 29
8. Izuku Midoriya 0 / 60
9. Fumikage Tokoyami 47/10
10. Yosetsu Awase 50/ 6
"wow.. The first place student is truly impressive.."

"he took down those fake villains like they were trash.. he didn't seem to be winded at all"

"it's not every day you see a kid with only villain points or only rescue points.."

"did you see how badly that boy injured himself?"

Aizawa tuned everyone speaking out

Osamu Dazai. nullification type quirk. very aware of his surroundings.. definitely Smart
his score on the written was... 98%

he screamed mysterious.. Aizawa definitely wants him in his class. The kid has potential.. A lot of
it

that's not something he can say about The green kid

absolutely reckless. no potential.
Aizawa would rather crush his dreams now then do it later. he needed to make sure these two
where in his class..

deep down something was telling him.. this Dazai was important..

-------------------

a blast to the past

Ranpo teaches Dazai a thing or two

Dazai was a quiet kid for a very long time..

he didn't talk much but he seemed to always be at Ranpo's side, Trying to stay as far from Mori as
possible
and Ranpo didn't blame him.

he was quiet but.. observant and highly intelligent

Ranpo wished he wasn't quiet, but when Dazai did talk to Ranpo, he was hilarious.. kinda
he definitely was interesting

Ranpo taught Dazai a few things, about Mori.

This one time, Elise, Ranpo and Dazai, were taken to the store by Mori.
back then he was only a doctor.
 Ranpo believes it was Dazai's first time out in a very very long time. Dazai was eyeing bandages
like a hawk.

Dazai didn't wear a bandages back then, he had no need to.

"heh something caught your eye?" Ranpo hung on Dazai's shoulders

Dazai was like 2 inches taller than him back then

"its nothing. he would say no anyways." Dazai turned and focused his vision back to where Mori
was

"heh hah... Watch this." Ranpo winked at Dazai and walked up to Elise.
he tapped her on the shoulder twice

she sighed, before looking at Mori to locate him, to make sure he was nowhere near
but Ranpo smarter than that, he already looked

Mori was looking at dresses about 7 feet away

"what do you want?? Candy again? if so you better share this time!" Elise pouted

"no no! it's not for me!" Ranpo pointed at Dazai awkwardly standing behind him

"oh? what will it be for the newbie?" Elise smiled mockingly

Elise was more self-aware than most, even if she is just an ability. she had a mind of her own..
and she knew exactly how to get what she wanted.

"bandages." Ranpo put his hands on his hips and smiled

Elise was incapable of feeling most emotions, as she was in ability.. she lacked a lot of emotions
like for example
sadness
Love
pity
hatred
disgust
and probably more that he missed.

Elise put on her famous smile. and walked over to Mori.

let's just say.. Dazai did get his bandages that day! and Ranpo got some candy! whether he had to
share it or not didn't matter, as long as he's got it!

one way to get what you wanted from Mori was to appeal to his liking.
disgusting..
usually meant acting bratty.
Ranpo grew out of his bratty phase quite quickly because of it

Chapter End Notes

yes. another one done!
i'm going to have a lot of fun writing the next chapter..

i'm open to suggestions, about Conversations between characters :3

 first day..
Chapter Summary

The boys first day at UA

Dazai hesitates to confront his past

Chapter Notes

ooo
it's hard to keep track of three people at the same time

welp I hope you enjoy this chapter

See the end of the chapter for more notes

"all might, has been around here lately... even though his agency is back in Minato Tokyo"
Chuuya looked down at his phone, looking at all the crime in the city lately

"oh yeah, he's a teacher this year!" Ranpo continued to snack

"EHHH?!!?" Chuuya's voice cracked

"mhm, right again Ranpo! when I hacked into their system I saw that he's one of our teachers. that's
awesome for you Chibi! I know how much you love him~!" Dazai song into Chuuya's ear,
obnoxiously

Chuuya tried to push him off the couch

"he's one of our teachers?"

"yes. did you not just hear me?" Ranpo leaned back. arms behind his head

"Schools tomorrow kitties!~" Dazai got up and went to the bathroom

"...where does he sleep?" Chuuya questioned in a hushed voice

"the tub.." Ranpo kicked his legs up on Chuuya's lap

"now get off my couch!"

Chuuya groaned

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The next morning was less chaos than the entrance exam morning

"The outfits are ugly... almost as ugly as Chibis.."

Dazai held up the School uniform

"WHAT??! I have a much better fashion taste than YOU!" Chuuya was dressed, except for the
gray coat, which was tied around his waist

"I think you'll get in trouble if you go wear it like that" Ranpo was ready
"actually, just hurry up so we can leave!"

-------------

they finally made it to the school

Chuuya walked, still relatively tired

BUMP

Chuuya bumped into someone. "yo. Watch where you're going or i'll-!" Chuuya looked at the
person that bumped into him

"Izuku.." Chuuya looked at the green haired boy. he was in much hurry

"AH! sorry Chuuya!! didn't mean to bump into you.."

Izuku flared his arms into the air rapidly apologizing

"Aww Chibi has already made friends~ I can't help but feel a little betrayed...!" Dazai went up to
Izuku

Dazai held a hand out "Dazai Osamu." Izuku Took his hand, and shook it

"we're gonna be late." Ranpo pushed Chuuya and Dazai, while putting Chuuya's phone back in his
pocket

"HEY when did you get that?!" Ranpo didn't respond

The four of them walked to the door

----

Chuuya looked up at the door "what the hell is with this school.."

"wow.. it is huge, I wonder if they're giants here??"

Izuku muttered

Izuku took the lead and opened the door

"take your feet off the desk now!" Ugh Chuuya's knows that voice from anywhere.

Unfortunately. The heated blonde and glasses noticed him before he could slip by..

glasses kid started glancing between Chuuya and Izuku slowly.

and then the whole class heads turned, to look at the four of them in the doorway.

"huh, got a damn staring problem? want me to fix it." Chuuya held his head high.
some of the kids heads turned when he said that.
teenagers are horrible. they can sense fear.
and it radiated off Izuku. so Chuuya had to make sure they didn't think it was him.

"uhhh Hi!" Izuku looked no one in the eye, staring up at nothing. sweating intensely

Ranpo giggled and hit Dazai in the arm, and then Dazai snickered along with him

"Hello! my name is Tenya Iida!" Iida started marching at them, like he was in a band

"yeah yeah.. i know!" Izuku held his hands up

"Im Izuku Midoriya" Iida stoped

"and you?" Iida looked at Chuuya

"Tch.. Chuuya nakahara." Chuuya answered and tried not to glare.

"Midoriya. you realized that there was something more to the practical exam didn't you?
you must be very perspective.. I completely misjudged you!
I admit as a student, that you are far superior to me!" Iida looked down in embarrassment

until he looked up at Chuuya

Chuuya raised an eyebrow at him

"and you.. you were completely right! I shouldn't have judged someone I barely knew! Im sorry."

"hah. damn right.." Chuuya responded

Ranpo Again pushed both Dazai and Chuuya.

this time into the classroom
they sat down

Dazai Noticed some spiky blonde, Glaring at Izuku

wait.. that's the spiky blonde he nullified in the entrance exam! Hah!

and then the spiky blonde, glared at Dazai

Dazai gave one of his scary. Dead. smiles to him

That just made the spiky blonde glare harder

"if you're just here to make friends, then you can pack up your stuff now." a sleep deprived voice in
the distance interrupted

"it took you eight seconds to shut up, that will not do Time is precious, rational students would
understand that."

hah.. Dazai likes him already.

"im Aizawa Shota. i'm your teacher"

something stopped in Dazai. he felt like he should remember that name. but... why?
he of course saw that name when he hacked into the system. but hearing it out loud is ..different?

speaking of which. that guy expelled his whole class one year. deemed they didn't have 'potential'
this will be interesting..
---------------------------------

"a quirk assessment test?" The whole class questioned

huh. don't they have orientation or something?

Dazai tuned out most of what everyone was saying.

just get this over this with.

-
Chuuya was already having fun.. he couldn't wait to show off.
"Chuuya. you managed to get the most points on the entrance exam, what was your farthest throw
in junior high?"

"HUH?!" a lot of hushed voices seemed surprised that he got first. especially the spiky blonde
why. was it because he's short? he would show all of them...
"what the hell. HE got first?!" A spiky blonde whispered to himself

"im homeschooled, never did that." Chuuya responded monotone

Iida shifted behind him

"try doing it with your quirk and then with out."

Aizawa pointed towards the field

Chuuya walked into the circle

"anything goes, just stay in the circle."

Chuuya smirked looking at the ball

Chuuya activated tainted sorrow. activated it on the ball so it was floating in the air in front of him
then he put his hands in his pockets.

lifted himself into the air and kicked it, High into the sky. A red glow emitted from his body as he
did it

"all of you need to know your maximum capabilities. you need to know your potential as a pro
hero."
Aizawa held up the meter

infinity.

Chuuya could feel his ego growing higher as everyone stared in astonishment

"woah! how is that even possible?" A yellow haired boy with a bolt in it, looked confused

another girl with brown hair, longer in the front admired it with stars in her eyes

"oh! I wanna go, seems like fun!" A pink haired girl expressed

"oh? you think this is fun? you have three years here, to become a hero. you have no time for
games and play time.... idiots. Today you'll compete in a physical test- blah blah Chuuya decided
not to listen to all of it

Chuuya got everything he needed from that sentence. A big ass test on the first damn day of
school.

"whoever comes in last, Will be expelled immediately"

Chuuya smirked.

Chuuya made himself as light as he could be on the run. didn't get better than Iida. that only makes
sense.. his quirk literally IS speed..

speaking of quirks, The brown haired girl from earlier, had a quirk to his ability
gravity type. she couldn't manipulate it, only nullify gravity

anyway
Chuuya did excellently on the rest of the tests

----------

Aizawa looked at his students this year. potential all around..

Chuuya Nakahara.
can manipulate the gravity of anything touches.
A lot of raw power comes from that alone.
but he definitely had a lot more in him. he's gonna need a push

Osamu Dazai.
can Nullification the quirk of anyone he touches, or if he comes into contact with their quirk
.. sounded familiar.. no. ..he shouldn't think about him right now.

one thing he noticed about the kid was The immense amounts of bandages. he could tell they ran
from his arms to at least his upper chest
that was concerning. he hopes it isn't what it seems like. he'll keep an eye on him..

Ranpo Edogawa.
can manipulate the air around him.
raw power isn't something he has. but he has professional training..
the kid already has the attention of the principal because of his scores

this is going to be an irritating year.

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it was now Izuku's turn to throw the ball

the boy has definitely already got last.

he has no control over his power.

it's almost like... he just got it...
Dazai will have to look into that.

"if Midoriya doesn't shape up soon, he's the one going home." Iida crossed his arms

"huh?" The loud blonde looked at him

"of course he is! he's a quirkless loser!"

huh. that just proves it. this isn't his power.

Dazai put a hand on his chin
he wonders if Ranpo has any theories

Izuku's whole arm started lighting up.

until he threw it.
normal score... he didn't even throw it that far..

"i erased your quirk. The judges for this exam, weren't rational enough. someone like you should
never be allowed to enroll in this school."

damn. harsh much? hahah this is hilarious!

Dazai resisted the urge to laugh

______________

"i've ranked you all best to worst

but you probably have a good idea of your standing already"

Chuuya got 1st

Dazai got 12th

Ranpo got 10th

"and I was lying, no one's going home." Aizawa said in the most monotone voice he could
The class went silent

BULLSHIT! HAHA
dazai again resisted the urge to laugh

"that was just a rational deception, to make sure you gave it your all." Aizawa Gave a freaky smile
everyone started freaking out

"it's kind of weird you guys didn't already figure that out.." some girl with a high ponytail looked at
them all weird.

Dazai finally snickered "ah.. just a deception huh?"

Dazai smirked at Aizawa.

"huh? what do you mean?" the girl from earlier questioned him

"ah! it's nothing.." dazai smiled at her

"oh! sorry I should introduce myself. im Momo Yaoyorozu."

Momo introduced herself
 "Dazai."
Dazai looked over at Ranpo and Chuuya
Ranpo wore a confident face
and Chuuya wore a cocky smirk. Per usual
____________________________________

Dazai doesn't remember much about his childhood.

if anything at all
it was all so... cloudy..

whether this was a response to trauma or its the suspicious pills Mori would give him in his early
days with him
he didn't know.

but someone were to remember something about his childhood. it would be Ranpo.
Ranpo definitely knows his real name. But.. Dazai never asked.. maybe he was afraid of his past
and what he might've lost.

"hey Ranpo mind if I ask you something?" Dazai didn't look at Ranpo

and Ranpo didn't look at him, instead he stayed focused on Chuuya's phone
"yes~?"

"what do y-" Dazai hesitated.. scared of what he might find out

Ranpo looked up at him

"what do you think about Izuku Midoriya?" Dazai internally sighed at himself

Ranpo looked down at his game once again.

"well for starters, that power is not his."

"what makes you think that?"

"well Dazai... for the same reasons as you."

Ranpo continued
"and the fact that all might was spying on him from afar, Makes me suspect that its all might's
power."

"huh.. I didn't even see him" Dazai admits

Chapter End Notes

this was kinda short oops

I cannot wait until we get to the exciting stuff
 interesting beginning
Chapter Summary

Basic hero training.

Ranpo: Dazai and I have the kind of chemistry where we can finish each other's
Dazai: sentences!
Ranpo: don't interrupt me.

i'ma start putting these before every chapter

Chapter Notes

i'm on the brink of failing my math class. so updates are going to be a little slower- if
not slower the chapters will be shorter
sorry

See the end of the chapter for more notes

here's normal class in the mornings. very very boring classes.

mostly because Chuuya barely knew what was going on the whole time.
Who the fuck decided to put letters in math?!

Shoto Todoroki. seemed like a pretty quiet kid, he was chill.

Chuuya remembered what Dazai said about 'building trust' if Chuuya was forced to interact with
these teenagers, Todoroki seemed like a person he could deal with
but he was sensing some major daddy issues.
and Family issues in general. that scar on his face says it all! its not from fire, but it IS a burn mark.

lunch.. Chuuya sat with Dazai and ranpo, of course.

lunch rush's food wasn't bad by any means. Ranpo seemed to not get enough of it.. and Dazai
seemed to like it..? he was so dramatic about how good it was.. almost falling off his chair being a
drama queen.
..how good can food be?

eating still felt weird to Chuuya. he was so used to rationing his food with sheep. it felt illegal to eat
a full meal.
Chuuya only ate... maybe half of it

The afternoon was when the party started.

Basic hero training.
Chuuya sat seemingly pretty bothered to even be there.
"I IM HERE! coming through the door like a normal person!" All might spring into the class.
definitely not like a normal person would..

The whole class seemed surprised and or excited?

"i'm getting goosebumps!"
what

"here you will learn the basics of being a pro, to fight for the name of good!"
"today's lesson!" all might held up a card that said
'Battle' on it

Chuuya Felt himself getting excited.

and Ranpo, sitting right next to Chuuya, rolled his eyes.
how could Chuuya tell, even when Ranpo's eyes were closed? well he's been around him for too
long.
he can just sense when he rolls his eyes now.

"but one of the keys to being a hero, is looking good!" Even Chuuya. pretty much classified as a
villain. doesn't think that's right-

"they're based on the request you sent in before school started!"

Chuuya played with his choker. Dazai's the one that did all that for the three of them. oh no..

The whole class freaked out, excited

"get yourself suited up! and then meet me at training ground beta!" The man's words seem to be
coded in adrenaline 24/7

everyone made it to the changing rooms

one for boys, one for girls

Dazai smirked. Chuuya was probably freaking out right now! aw don't worry.. Dazai wouldn't
punish himself having to look at a weird costume

so he played nice. The costumes were decent..

similar to their mafia ones..
but unfortunately the quality was reduced a bit.
Dazai was waiting for approval from the school to hold daggers and knives on him. maybe guns
too..

The support course was arguably the most useful course in the school.

Dazai waited till most of everyone was done changing to leave to a stall to change. he didn't want
any questions about his bandages, teenagers are curious things.
too much for their own good.
all might stood in the middle of the fake city

facing towards the exit where everyone was now traveling out of

"all of you look sooo cool!!

now shall we get started?"

Dazai stared at All Might, with the intention of making him nervous.
to be fair he already was.. he had notecards in his pocket earlier, is he even qualified to be a
teacher?
can't wait to see this circus!

Dazai decided he would buy a bunch of All Might merch and place it right outside Chuuya's door
to get a rise out of him! oh.. how fun his reaction would be!

If he did it to Ranpo, Ranpo would stare at him as he ripped the heads off the All Might dolls... all
the while his green eyes pierce daggers into Dazai's soul, revealing all of his secrets..
disturbing.. but luckily Dazai himself is more disturbing!

Chuuya looked at everyone. they all looked absolutely fucking ridiculous.. except for the more
casual people
The costumes were so tacky..
And Dazai decided to not put in a hat for him. ugh..

Iida looked like a futuristic car..

Aoyama looks as if he came out of a school play.
And Midoriya just looked absolutely ridiculous, it was embarrassing.

"Now that you're ready it's time, for combat training!"

combat training huh? Chuuya started to get bored

"This is the city from our entrance exam, are we doing something similar again?" Iida, mr car,
raised his hand

"not quite! i'm going to move you two steps ahead!"

All Might held up two fingers

Most of the villain fights you see on the news are done outside, but actually the most ominous
fights are done inside!"

ah, at least these heroes got something right.. Chuuya never had to worry about 'damage control'
the Port mafia don't really care unless it's an more of a underground mission.
which are the missions he doesn't usually get anyways.
except for this one..

"truly intelligent criminals are hidden in the shadows." All Might looked down

hah..
Chuuya looked back at Dazai.
he was standing on his heels rocking back-and-forth with a bored expression, whether it's a real
emotion or not, who knows?
Ranpo has his eyes closed as usual, and had his arms behind his head, truly not caring about a
thing in the world..

"for this training exercise you will be split into teams of good guys and bad guys, and fight 2 on 2
indoor battles."

"isn't this a little advanced?" frog girl, or something, questioned

Advanced. Advanced?!
please. this is nowhere near 'advanced'.
well.. maybe for a bunch of 'normal' highschoolers

"but remember you can't just punch robots! you're gonna have to fight actual people in the real
world!" All might answered
speaking of which.. what about people with mind altering quirks? they didn't even stand a chance
in the entrance exam.
again another flaw in this 'elite' school society

All Might opened up a book, with what Chuuya would assume is a 'script'
he's definitely not qualified for this job..

"I will decide the team by drawing two papers! this is totally random!"
so is your teaching...

Team A
Uraraka & Midoriya

Team B
Mineta & Todoroki

Team C
Momo & Chuuya

Team D
Bakugo & Iida

Team E
Mina & Aoyama

Team F
Dazai & Ranpo

Team G
Kaminari & Jiro

Team H
Tokoyami & Asui

Team I
Ojiro & Hagakure

Team J
Kirishima & Sero

Oh no..
Chuuya feels bad for whoever's team has to go up against Dazai and Ranpo.
those two are ..scary.
Chuuya would never admit that out loud.

although the two of them don't have great teamwork, they can still get a job done.
they don't have great teamwork because both of them usually are the ones slacking off during a job.
they're there to make strategies and get information.

But especially Chuuya knows that they are not to be underestimated.

-------
Team A vs Team D

"they should've sent out Iida. he's way faster, could've captured them easier..." Ranpo muttered
well aware that other people were looking at him

"that means boom boom boy has gone rogue! Iida and Bakugo are not working as a team at all
quite the advantage Team A has already." Ranpo continued to observe

"Kaminari laughed, i'ma start calling him that!"

kaminari bumped Ranpo's shoulder, and smiled brightly at him

Todoroki turned to look at Ranpo.

Ranpo also looked at him.

they stared at each other for a few good seconds.

although Ranpo's eyes were closed, Todoroki could still feel Ranpo's eyes on him

Todoroki turn to look back at the screen

Bakugo had just done a very risky move with the grenades on his hands. created a big obnoxious
blast. and then continue to pounce on Midoriya

"he doesn't come off as someone who would strategize, but he's actually quite intelligent."
Todoroki glanced at Ranpo to see that he was also looking at the screen. observing like a hawk

spiky redhead look back at him

"what are you talking about?"

"well he used a blast in mid air as a blinding tool, and then a propeller, to hit from the back."
Ranpo responded for Todoroki

"an attack like that takes a lot of precision, he had to calculate-" Momo looked at the screen
impressed

"ugh.. Boom Boom boy is over talented.. I hate it.."

Kaminari slouched next to Ranpo

"Poor Midoriya is being given no time to form a strategy! and if he keeps refusing to use that bone
crushing quirk of his..Bakugo's gonna break a few bones of his anyways!" Dazai materialized
behind Ranpo

A few jumped
cough cough Mina, Kaminari, Kirishima cough cough

"HOLY! ..where did you come from..?"

Kirishima breathed out

"please never do that again.." Kaminari held his chest

"all he has to do is wrap tape around him. why make things so complicated?" Ranpo sighed
exhausted already.

"Midoriya is running away!" Mina looked at the screen

"not very manly but.. he has no other choice" Kirishima looked about done with this fight too

Chuuya looked at the screen.

he's never seen that amount of motivation radiate off a person before..
Chuuya glanced at the person he was teamed with.
Momo Yaoyorozu.
At least he got with someone smart.

__________________________________
"Iida was the only sensible one in this exercise."

"Bakugo was distracted by a grudge. therefore being destructive and reckless.

not to mention his lack of teamwork.
only but sparing a few words for his teammate before leaving off on his own without a good plan
that large attack of his, was one of the most reckless things he did. especially with the fact that they
were indoors, he could've killed somebody.
now why you didn't stop the fight is beyond me.."
forhalf of a second Ranpo's green eyes glanced at All might

All Might Felt as if he would flinch

"Midoriya was also clouded by emotional baggage. an attack like that could've also ended.. quite
disastrous
he could've even hit his own teammate.
he was more helpless than he was smart.
relying on his teammate to finish the job.
although I'll give him props for his analyzing skills"

"And Uraraka was distracted and let her guard down. she barely took this seriously, although her
not taking this seriously wasn't the problem.
I believe the problem was more the fact that she launched a bunch of rocks at a radioactive
weapon."

"on the other hand, Iida still managed to stay focused on his goal even without a teammate. he was
 precise, observant and he strategized.
but he could've also relaxed a bit. he was a little too tense, which mostly wouldn't hurt someone."

Iida's Face lit up at the praise

Momo looked at him eyes a little shocked. "Yes! I agree 10 full! although the hero team they
definitely took a vantage of the fact that this was training. they didn't respect the spirit of the trial."

everyone stared at them(mostly Ranpo)

their eyes confused and shocked

All Might shook little, and thought to himself

'jeez I feel like my kid was reading my soul!'

Dazai observed the way All Might was shaking

yeah. Ranpo has that effect on people.
making people feel as if he could read their every thought is his thing...

"yes.. well.. you guys nailed it.." All might held a thumbs up

"one should start with the basics and devote themselves wholeheartedly to Learning, that is the
only way to become a top hero." Momo glanced at Ranpo when she finished her monologue

hoping for approval maybe, did she admire him? or did she feel a Sense of relief that there is more
than person that can actually observe something so simple?
Ranpo can relate to the latter.

Momo Yaoyorozu... she's teamed with Chuuya..

recommendation student definitely.
Ranpo sighed
"thank whoever's listening that I'm not the only person with more than two brain cells."
Ranpo said with a normal volume voice
not giving shit if anyone else heard him.

Momo glanced at him and smiled

"all right time to move onto the next match!"

All might interrupted any conversations that were going on

____________
Team B vs Team F...

Todoroki Ranpo
and Mineta VS and Dazai

Chuuya smirked.
now isn't this going to be interesting?

Chapter End Notes

*Dazai trying to get his permit(with Chuuya's car)*
Dazai: what if I press the brakes and the gas at the same time?
Ranpo: The car takes a screenshot
Chuuya: get out of my damn car.
 damn genius.
Chapter Summary

Souheki.
souheki in japanese is commonly used to describe an unbeatable pair or duo/matchless
people, alternatively referred to as 'two treasures' or the lit translation 'double jade'

Chapter Notes

Denki: are you physics 212?

Ranpo: ..no.
Denki: well you're something I just couldn't pass!
Ranpo: that was bad. try again.

two chapters in one day? crazy I know..

See the end of the chapter for more notes

Yokohama. that name when spoken, some would flinch. outsiders are absolutely scared of
Yokohama. because of the rumors.. of ability users.Yokohama is known for its organized
crime. too many gangs to even count..

but the rumors of a port mafia, is what intrigued most. rumors of a mysterious mafia that control
the whole city, some heros were ordered to see if the rumors were true, no one ever saw them
again.

but because all of them were underground, not most know about the disappearances.

The hero safety commission, and higher up heroes know about the port mafia, and the
disappearances.

but somehow that's not what the Commission is worried about. they're more worried about the
ability users.

now the rumors of ability users.. isn't a rumor

everyone knows they exist.

ability uses are known to be way way stronger

and humans are known for being scared of what they don't understand..
if an ability user is seen outside of Yokohama they are arrested immediately. its different in
different countries, but most are the same.

The media has portrayed ability users as monsters, heartless creatures with no morals.

The Hero safety commission especially has been ideal about pushing this idea.

but when Aizawa thinks of Yokohama, he thinks of his birthplace. the Port city.

no one actually knows he was born there except for a select few. Nemuri, Hizashi and somehow
Nezu. The crazy bastard doesn't know how to mind his own damn business.

Aizawa of course knows the rumors are true about the port mafia. but they're not.. as catastrophic
as most will say. they're mostly known to keeping out of Normies business.

unless you involve yourself with gangs, or intentionally seek something out, you have nothing to
worry about.

Aizawa is not an ability user. which is a very rare thing for being born in Yokohama.

his auntie and uncle.. he never actually knew if they had a quirk or an ability

but his cousin.. did have a nullification ..quirk?

Aizawa didn't stick around long enough to find out if his nullification was a quirk or an ability

he always assumed it was a quirk. ..now backtracking.. he doesn't think so.

that settles it then.

he's cousin is an ability user

so he's definitely not this kid, Dazai..

right.

right?

-----------------
Team B vs Team F...

Todoroki Ranpo

and Mineta VS and Dazai

Team B Stands no real chance.

not against Souheki.

---

Battle building B

"Match two! team B be will be our heroes! And Team F will be the villains, you have a few
minutes to prepare, use it wisely!"

oh we will. Dazai's expression stayed neutral

"We're definitely not putting the bomb on the top floor. and I believe Todoroki intends to end this
battle in a few seconds."

Ranpo glanced around

"Todoroki seems like someone with not good Communication skills. he'd probably tell his partner
to stay outside while he freezes the whole building"

Dazai looked at Ranpo, and blinked a few times

"so-"
Ranpo looked up at Dazai, Green eyes reading him like a book.

then his lips up turned into a smirk.

"yes."

------

Todoroki already had his own game plan.

freeze the whole building and touch the bomb.

Todoroki glanced at his short partner, "stay outside to avoid getting hurt."

"uhh.. how are we supposed to do this if I don't go in the building..?" Mineta looked at him, and
questioned

Todoroki didn't look back at him

"they probably hid the bomb on the first floor. climb up there with your... quirk."

"Oh! so like a surprise attack? glad I teamed up with you, the ladies will be all over me once I win
this!" Mineta bounced

Todoroki awkwardly Scooched away from Mineta.

"look alive kids! Show us to your the embodiment of good! ..and evil!"

All might's voice rung from the speakers

A horn sound omitted from the speakers

Todoroki walked to the entrance.

he looked back at Mineta, "what are you waiting for?" Mineta jumped at Todoroki's monotone
voice

"uh. Right!" mineta ran to the side of the building and started climbing

just as Mineta was getting close to the first floor,

suddenly Dazai's Face popped out a window he was about to pass

"AH!" Mineta jumped back and almost fell

"oh~? sorry! did you almost fall? my bad. sorry but I can't let you go to the top floor, and touch the
bomb..

so either you allow me to wrap you in tape"

Dazai firmly put his hand on Mineta's shoulder

and pierced daggers into him with his eyes, and held on a dangerous smirk.

"or you fall ..what 3 floors? that would hurt wouldn't it? take it from me. it would definitely hurt!"

Dazai made a pouty face

"hah! I could just use my quirk to break my fall!" Mineta proudly said thinking he outsmarted
Dazai

But as soon as Dazai started giggling, like the world was in the palm of his hand. Mineta almost
flinched again.

why was he so ...spooky?

"why.. I guess you could.. WITH your quirk that is.. but would you be able to stop your fall
without it?"

Dazai's smirk turned into a full on grin.

"i- what..?" Mineta was starting to get actually scared..

"my ..quirk it nullifies The quirk of whoever I touch.. it lasts about.. 30 seconds once I do stop
touching that person. are you willing to take that chance..?"

Dazai's spooky expression disappeared, and it turned into a holly jolly little boy's expression..

he smiled brightly..

"FINE! just don't let me fall!" Mineta eyes teared up

Dazai smiled large once again. "okay! glad you could cooperate with me!"

as Dazai pulled him up. Mineta over thought his options. he could run away before the capture tape
was on him, and then he could inform Todoroki that the bomb was infact, on the top floor

Dazai pulled him up with his slim arms

As dazai Took out the capture tape, Mineta Felt the world go in slow motion

And.. he booked it.

Mineta didn't know if he was being chased or not, but he still threw his balls behind him either
way, as he wept and cried

Mineta made it to the first floor in no time, somehow..

he ran up to Todoroki out of breath, and tears

"th- bomb .. Top!" Mineta let himself fall knees first onto the ground

Mineta was still a bit traumatized of the look Dazai gave him earlier.. he looked as if he would
chop him up!

Todoroki looked at him for a second.

"don't worry. we've already won."

Todoroki slid his hand on the wall. letting his ice roam free. aiming for the first floor.
for some reason he felt that there was nothing up there.. were they outsmarted?..

Todoroki Took his hand off the wall after most of everything was frozen.

Todoroki slowly walked to the top floor.

as he got there, Wind started picking up. weird. He doesn't think they're supposed to be wnd in a
building..?

Todoroki made it to the top floor. Nothing

he walked into the room a little more, like that would solve any of his problems.

he looked around. still nothing.

the wind slowly picked up its speed.

until it was almost knocking him over

it was almost like a sandstorm but with ice?

He observed as ice fragments flew around the room

"what-?" Todoroki Felt himself being grabbed.

he tried to send an ice figure at the person. but..

his quirk is gone..?

soon a tape wrapped around him, he fell to the ground letting the wind take him.

he had lost.

The wind in the room stoped. Todoroki looked up and saw a brunette standing over him, smiling
widely
"Dazai." Todoroki accepted his defeat.

----------

back to mineta.

Mineta noticed the wind in the place picked up rapidly.

"woa-" The wind was strong, knocking over his short figure.

he got back up and glanced around him

until he fully turned around

"AHH" Mineta jumped back when he saw what was behind him

Ranpo had his hands on his hips, with a board expression on his face. when doesn't he?

a teal type green, circled his figure like.... wind.

"this is your quirk?!" Mineta was left alone and he was quite scared of what was about to happen

"don't make this any more difficult. cooperate. or I'll make you." Ranpo slightly lifted his eyes
open.

Mineta would usually never say this about a man.. but.. wow. if he was girl...

Mineta almost drooled.

Ranpo looked him up and down disgusted.

he sighed loudly

Mineta didn't have time to process anything before he was already captured
----

everyone looked at the screen. everyone mostly shivering at the building being completely frozen.

"it's no wonder Todoroki is so good! recommendation student and all.."

"wow.. they work well together.."

"Edogawa's quirk is so cool!!"

Chuuya proudly stared at the screen. grinning

One hand on his hip

Momo shifted still shivering "They put the bomb on the first floor as a logical ruse! and then made
a plan to trick Mineta into thinking it was on the top!"

that only made Chuuya all the more prouder.

"take note of their techniques students!"

All Might stuttered and shivered

Chuuya took a glance at Bakugo.

he had the most shocked look on his face.

he was angry too.

talk about jealousy...

he probably just now realized he's not the strongest person in this room.

of course you're not... Because Chuuya is.

-------

some matches went by before it was finally Chuuya's turn.

"finally.." Chuuya sighed

he was used to working with smart people, hopefully this wouldn't be too different

Chuuya was two seconds from sneaking off campus just to get some good wine.

actually as of right now he can't really be picky.

anything will do.

any type of alcohol... ugh- maybe he is an alcoholic?

Team J vs Team C

Yaoyorozu Kirishima

& Chuuya VS & Sero

_________________________

Touya sat on his worn out couch. In his cheap ass apartment.

stealing isn't as hard as the news portrays it.

he's only robbed convenience stores so far. Plus some pickpockets here and there. which eventually
got him this cheap apartment.

it was crappy and it probably had bugs.

whatever he wasn't supposed to stay here for long anyways. He move onto the next apartment and
onto the next convenience store.

at least he wasn't on the streets. anymore..

running away from home wasn't exactly.. his best idea. but if he stayed any longer he probably
would've killed himself.

The endless cycle abuse. having to watch his younger brother be tortured.. he couldn't do it
anymore.. he couldn't stay. but he would leave behind his siblings... that was the only thing that
stopped him from leaving back then.. but when his 'father' decided to give him over to the
commission .. The thought of leaving became more present. but he couldn't just leave his siblings
behind?

Touya decided for his own sanity, to leave

he hid his identity with the name dabi.

he didn't want his siblings to see him now..

that would certainly be depressing.

and soon enough he would have to hide his White hair. especially if the roots keep growing in red.

his hair was weird as shit. it grew red, and then turned white? how does that even make sense..

Dabi Heard shifting outside his door.

he glared at the door

Dabi immediately got up without making a noise. ready to use his fire.

but instead of a raid. he was treated with a small paper sliding under his door.

Dabi cautiously tiptoed to the door

he crouched down, picking up a small note

'Touya Todoroki. I have a proposition for you. but it would be more appropriate to talk about it in
person, you will be meeting with a associate of mine.

12:30 am'

.. they know his name..

they know his name!?

 how the hell do they know his name?! well now he has to go..

wait. they didn't even give him an address..

Dabi flipped over the note

'57.899.4666'

"... never mind"

Chapter End Notes

*Dazai in a high voice holding Barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to
school and starting a career!
Ranpo in a deep voice: nonsense, Barbie you're staying home and having my kids.
Chuuya: The hell are you two doing?
Dazai: playing manipulation, with Barbies!

BTW- I plan on making a chat fic for this series. I'll tell you when I release it
 street kid things.
Chapter Summary

Chuuya and Momo's Match

Dabi and Chuuya bond?

Chuuya: i've never had a family before

Dabi: lol mine was shitty
Chuuya: will you be my family dabi?
Dabi: Hell yeah. Will you be mine?

Chapter Notes

this one is short, sorry about that

I also did not reread that much

See the end of the chapter for more notes

Chuuya and Momo stood outside Battle building F

"you know the drill! take your few minutes to prepare!" All Might's endurance filled voice loudly
announced

Chuuya stretched his back

"whats the game plan?"

"oh! uhmm.. Maybe if we sneak up on them by going through the windows.." Momo nervously
stuttered out

Why was she nervous? not too long ago she was proud as ever. was she intimidated by the last
matches?

"If we go through the windows there's a high possibility that Sero wrapped them in tape."
Momo was somehow a little taller than Chuuya..
just an inch.. she was the same height as Ranpo

"well.. I- yeah your Right.." Momo seemed very ..not confident anymore

Chuuya observed her body language for a second

"I really hope you're not gonna be this nervous when we fight. your pride seems to be a little
crushed, it's because you're comparing yourself to others. stop doing that. you'll fall down a hole."
Chuuya bumped Momo shoulder trying to comfort her.

Momo sat for a second think about his words.

she put her hands on her hips, and proudly stood once again.
"You're right! I need to stop putting myself down!"

Thank god she figured that much out by herself, Chuuya's not good at the whole comforting people
thing. And he wouldn't have done it if she wasn't his partner

Momo looked at him

"Kirishima and Sero probably set the bomb at the top, they're planning on playing defense most
likely."

Chuuya chuckled.
"what you thinking?"

____________________________________

Sero stretched his arms

"yo! im going to cover the room in tape, it'll be harder for them to get around!"

Kirishima give him a thumbs up

"Manly idea! i'll be ready when they come in!"
Kirishima activated his quirk
making his hands hard as a rock, actually harder than a rock.

Sero wrapped the room in his tape

"do you have any ideas about their quirks?"

"Nope! but it's okay, we will win either way!"

Kirishima responded, upbeat
________

Chuuya and Momo made it to the top floor

and are now face-to-face with Sero and Kirisima.

"Hey. i'm gonna need that bomb"

Chuuya had a bunch of steel cutting daggers floating behind him. Momo made them with her
creation

"woah.. that is intimidating" after Sero was done admiring Chuuya's quirk he tried to capture both
of them in tape

Chuuya jumped out of the way, landing up right on the wall

he Also cut the tape that was heading Momo's way

Kirisima launched at Chuuya, he decided getting hit by whatever the dude's quirk was, would hurt.
so he dodged all of Kirisima's hits

"come at me!" Kirisima yelled, but not a threatening way

meanwhile Momo and Sero were going at it

Momo made a metal pole, to block sero's tape as she slowly but surely got close to him

Sero was getting frustrated therefore he got sloppier with his attacks
he soon became unaware of his surroundings. causing him to get closer to the bomb
Just what Momo was planning..

Chuuya was about to dodge one of Kirisima's attacks but this time he grabbed his arm, and pushed
him away.

Chuuya activated tainted sorrow

and made Kirisima heavier, heavy enough to where he cannot get up, but he will not implode..

Kirisima groaned, not able to speak

Chuuya glanced over it Sero and Momo's fight but it ended already
Momo touched the bomb

"Match over! Heros win!" A loud horn rung through the building

it was underwhelming. but Chuuya feels as if everything in the school is gonna be underwhelming
for him.

-----------------

Ranpo's Throwaway phone rung from inside his pocket, Chuuya's Match had just ended and there
was one more after.

Ranpo excused himself to the restroom.

Ranpo opened the stall door

he picked the phone out of his pocket, Mori.
"Hello? what do you want?" Ranpo guessed it was side mission, or a update on the current mission

Dazai was in charge of making reports, but.. knowing him he probably didn't make one

"hi~ i'm going to be having someone meet up with you, at-"

Mori explained the rest of what Ranpo had to do when he met up with this person.

the call ended minutes later

-------

The school day was over thankfully.

Dazai's bandages were getting itchy, and he had no real motivation to do anything for the rest of
today

Dazai walked in silence with Ranpo and Chuuya

it's odd for Ranpo to be silent for so long.

finally made it to the apartment. Chuuya I locked it with the key he held.

Dazai collapsed on the couch. "jeez. can I have gotten a easier mission? Or at least one a little more
dangerous.."

Ranpo walked to the bathroom. probably to change out of these cheesy school clothes.

Chuuya sat on the couch, next to Dazai

"shut up and stop complaining.. your voice is annoying."

Dazai groaned.
Ranpo came out of the bathroom in a somewhat casual outfit, but mostly black.
"oh? going somewhere?" Dazai looked at Ranpo and raised a eyebrow

he nodded his head "i'm gonna need those fake IDs"

"Im going with. I need a drink." Chuuya got off the couch and made his way to his room. to change

Ranpo glanced at Dazai

"mm nope i'm not going"

Sooner or later they were out the door.

------

Chuuya needed a drink.. although it was weird for Ranpo of all people to be heading out for a
drink. mostly because he doesn't drink..
and then Chuuya noticed how far they were walking down this one-way alley.
"wait. where the hell are we going?"

"too a bar" Ranpo kept his face forwards

Chuuya sighed in relief..

"but first I have to meet with someone."

damn it.. Chuuya goaned.

Ranpo and Chuuya sat in the ally for a few minutes before the person showed up.

A blue flame went right past their heads

I didn't touch them but it felt like hell.

Chuuya charged at the person and pinned them to the ground.

"HEY WOAH calm down asshole" Chuuya got a good look at the guy
White hair, A dark black coat, and horrifying purple burn marks.

"ugh. how the hell do you people know my name?!"

The guy on the ground goaned, at the immense gravity he was feeling.
he wasn't completely down on the ground yet but he was kneeling

Ranpo walked up to the two of them. "my boss has a proposition for you, I'm sure you heard
already?
how about we talk about this some more.. less inconspicuous?" Ranpo smirked

"let him go Chuuya"

Chuuya backed away from him

"you better not attack us." Chuuya glared at him before letting his gravity go.

The guy immediately got his feet.

"whatever. Just tell me what the hell your 'boss' wants from me."

---

Ranpo, Chuuya and the Dabi walked into the bar.

it was one of those bars that allowed anything, but violence within it.
people minding their own businesses. vigilantes and villains alike.

The three of them sat down at a Booth.

and they ordered.

Dabi ordered a whiskey

and Chuuya ordered a small wine.
Ranpo ordered nothing

Dabi Took a sip of his whiskey. "so..?" he glared

and Chuuya glared back but didn't speak
he was just as confused as this guy.

"i'll get straight to the point. my boss wants you too infiltrate the league of villains, send in reports,
tell us their plans, etc.." Ranpo rested his chin on his hand

Dabi chuckled. it wasn't a amused chuckle.

"the hell's in it for me? if it's money I'm not interested." actually dabi probably would be interested,
depends on the amount. but for now he'd rather not accidentally sell his soul for money.

Ranpo giggled. his eyes opened to reveal green

"i know what He did to you. we can make him fall. we can ruin his reputation to the point there is
no going back.. he'll be hated by everyone. The hero commission will not be able to cover it up."

Dabi was shocked. he knew exactly who this kid was talking about "and how the hell do you
expect to do that?"

Ranpo smirked. "that is for me and the boss to know. trust me we are reliable. plus if you're
interested you can get paid."

Chuuya glanced between the two of them, clearly they forgot he was here.

Dabi thought about it for a second. it was actually a very good deal. he gets paid and his abuser
gets taken down? not to mention being a villain would mean hurting the hero commission..
"im in."

Ranpo got up
"Great! now if you'll excuse me I'm going to the restroom.."

Once Ranpo was out of sight, Dabi and Chuuya sat in silence, other voices in the bar could be
heard

"Your a street kid, or at least you were, Right?" Dabi didn't look at Chuuya, instead he took a sip of
his whiskey

Chuuya stared down at the table separating the two of them. how-?
"how."

..Dabi didn't respond for a few seconds

"your eyes. i could tell."

"then im guessing you're one too? takes one to know one after all."
Chuuya lifted his head up

"heh. yup, not very pleasant years, you know.. fighting on the streets for scraps, clothes and Bare
Necessities.." Dabi Took another sip

"..yeah. it got somewhat better once i joined Sheep."

Shit. was Chuuya about to tell this random guy his life story?

Dabi didn't respond, and kept his glass close to his mouth

"it was a gang of street kids and alike, hated adults ... and the world in general actually.. we stuck
together." Chuuya hung his head down, and bit his cheek. he didn't want to think about this sappy
shit..

"mh. glad at least someone like me got a family. i've been running my whole life, and I still don't
know where I'm supposed to end up at."
Dabi put his glass down

"considering you people already know my name, i'm guessing you know of my origins?" Dabi
tapped on his glass

Chuuya crossed his arms

"actually, lucky for you, I don't get told shit. Only Ra- ..mr. smarty-pants over there knows your
name."

Dabi Sighed, in relief

"good to hear. for some reason no matter how hard I try. I just can't seem to shake my past off of
me."

"i feel you. so what should I call you?"

Chuuya glanced at him

"Dabi is fine."

"alright" Chuuya for some reason, Felt the need to kill whoever hurt the guy.
considering his purple scars, and mentions of the past he wants to forget. Chuuya can only assume
someone hurt him.

"okay.. what should i call you kid?"

Dabi Took another sip

"well I definitely can't tell you my real name.. so.."

Chuuya leaned back

"what about Red?"

Dabi held the glass in Chuuya's Direction

"huh. that sounds badass.. i like it" Chuuya smirked

and Dabi chuckled.

"Red it is then! we should make a toast."

Dabi held his drink higher

"To what exactly?" Chuuya began to pick up his glass of wine

 "To the Street kids."

Chuuya hit Dabi's glass with his own

"To the Street kids"

Chapter End Notes

Chuuya: why are you on the floor?

Dazai: i'm depressed.
Dazai: also i was stabbed and it hurts, please get Ranpo
Chuuya: ..
 level three security breach.
Chapter Summary

class 1-A now I have to pick a class representative! Who will they choose?

⚠️itty-bitty hints of an eating disorder⚠️

Chapter Notes

Momo: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough.
Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness! :)

Ranpo: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles
instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You
can do it. I believe in you.

Iida: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-

See the end of the chapter for more notes

The next Morning was dreadful for Chuuya.

with a hangover. his head hurt. a lot.

he started hearing commotion coming from the bathroom. what the hell is Dazai doing?

they had about an hour before they had to go to their stupid hero school..

Chuuya Felt his headache getting worse.

he turned himself on his stomach, Face first into the pillow. his hair went everywhere like a spider.

since he joined the mafia his plan was to grow it out, it's still somewhat the same length as it was
before unfortunately.. for some reason his hair grows incredibly slow..

Chuuya slept in his clothes from last night at the bar, too tipsy to change when he got home.
so his belt was obnoxious and uncomfortable, as he laid on it.

Chuuya Sighed and turned back over.

today didn't feel like a good day.

___

Ranpo's Beauty sleep is interrupted by a loud noise coming from the bathroom.
the Shing of Metal dropping to the ground, is not that comforting.

Ranpo like most, chose to mostly not bother Dazai's about his cutting problem. definitely not the
best choice, but Ranpo's not a therapist, and he will never understand Dazai and why he does it. but
he's always there when the cutting stops, to wrap him in a very familiar cloth.

The creaking of a faucet being turned on was heard. Ranpo got up slowly and made his way to the
bathroom.

Ranpo stood in front of the door.

Dazai used to lock it whenever he did such things. But he soon came to realize that it wouldn't
work to keep Ranpo out

it was unlocked.
Ranpo didn't say a thing when he stepped into the bathroom and assessed the scene.

Dazai fully clothed, in the bathtub, water still running, and a red staining most of the water.
he eyes stared empty at the running water.
his usual mask. was gone

Ranpo opened the cabinet under the sink to find a pyramid of bandages.. waiting there to be put to
use.

Ranpo grabbed three rolls. usually that's enough for Dazai's arms. they should really get some
bigger rolls..

Ranpo positioned himself towards Dazai. Ranpo shifted to make himself known. Dazai already
knew he was there but.. most of the time he still flinched when he was touched. every time

Dazai glanced at him.

usually to keep Dazai distracted during the process of wrapping him up, Ranpo let him comb his
hair.

Ranpo in the past at the police academy got many compliments on his hair. spiky but surprisingly
very soft. is what they usually said.
Dazai seemed to be in favor of this..

when they were younger, this type of thing happened way more often than now. Ranpo wrapping
up Dazai in endless bandages, while Dazai sat quietly playing with Ranpo's hair.

Ranpo observed Dazai's cuts, Not too closely, he didn't want to make Dazai feel too seen.
Ranpo took Dazai's arm slowly positioning it on the bathtub side.

this time Dazai only cut up one of his arms. its Bad but Dazai could've done worse, so Ranpo was
thankful

Dazai shifted and carefully played with Ranpo's hair, with his non-bleeding out arm

Ranpo started his healing work. he carefully poured the alcohol in them to reduce the chances of
infection, when he would put alcohol on the wounds, Dazai flinched but not because it hurt. he was
just startled.

The pain of the alcohol seeping into the wounds was probably comforting for Dazai.

After the first time this happened, Ranpo started looking up stuff about it, trying to learn more.
because back then.. he thought he could help.

he found out that usually cutting is a way to distract people from internal pain, because the pain of
a wound to them is greater..
or maybe Ranpo has it all wrong. but he will never dare to ask Dazai Why?

Once Dazai was wrapped up they stayed like that for a minute. Dazai gracefully petting Ranpo like
a cat.

________________

Chuuya yawned as he stretched his back, his uniform was looking a bit messy today. he was still
hung over.

"Ranpo!!" Chuuya yelled from inside his room.

they had about five minutes.

Ranpo didn't answer.

"Jesus fucking Christ dammit.!" Chuuya whisper yelled.

Chuuya cant find his choker anywhere.. he felt almost naked without it.
he wished that he could wear his hat, It wasn't against the dress code but... it definitely did not look
good with the uniform.

Plus he kind of felt like a regular kid wearing this.. the hat would probably ruin that feeling.

And the collar... was a constant reminder that he was owned. that he was being held by strings,
with no scissors.

Chuuya shivered at the thought

of betraying the Port mafia.

and then he chuckled. everyone deserves dreams..

----------------

"today you're picking class reps, I don't care how you do it. just decide by the time I wake up."
class 1-A's sleep deprived teacher zipped up his caterpillar sleeping bag, and toppled to the floor.

Chuuya put his hand on his chin.

class representative ..huh? Chuuya already knew Who he was going to vote for.

Chuuya thought back to his morning.

News reporters surrounded the school, looking for any bit of information they could get.. Dazai
found them a way to sneak around them.

News reporters.
they like to snoop.. at least here in Musutafu.
in Yokohama reporters know better.

Chuuya Heard them talking about all might and his new position here at the school.
is everyone here obsessed with the guy? how does he even go out?

Chuuya's thoughts were interrupted

"pick me guys I wanna be class rep!"

"ha.. I wouldn't mind it!"

"yeah yeah.. you're gonna need me!"

"i'm totally the right pick!!"

Why the hell does everyone want it? isn't it just a bunch of extra work... some of these idiots don't
even do the minimum amount of work as is..

"ah.. everyone wants it because it's a way to get recognized by agencies.. and prove you can lead a
team, it also shows your dedication etc.." Ranpo continuously tapped on Chuuya's shoulder as he
spoke.

"dammit! what's with you reading my thoughts and shit??!" Chuuya jumped in his seat

"silence everyone, please!" Iida loudly spoke.

it worked to get everyone to stop talking thats for sure

"The clap representative's duty is to lead others, that's not something just anyone can do." Iida
hinted at the fact that.. he totally wanted the position.

"you have to have the trust of every student in the classromm-" Iida's speech was interrupted

"logically the best way to solve this is voting." Dazai leaned back in his chair eyes closed.

"yes Dazai is absolutely correct! we will hold an election!" Iida put his wobbly hand up

Yeah yeah... it's pretty obvious Iida wants people to vote for him. personally Chuuya probably
would've voted for him that is if... Ranpo wasn't an option.

"is this really the best idea..?" Kaminari questioned Iida and Dazai

"we've only known each other a few days how do we even decide?" Froggy girl put a finger on her
chin

"yeah.. and wouldn't everyone just vote for themselves?" Kirishima also questioned

"well.. I guess so.. but we're heroes in training. shouldn't you be able to tell who you can trust? you
never know.. maybe a victim you're saving is just camouflaging." Dazai leaned farther back in his
chair to tye point where only the two back legs were on the floor

"deep way of putting it but, yes!" Iida scrambled to look at their teacher
"it's the only way sir!"

"I said do whatever you want." Aizawa stayed on the ground and just zipped up his caterpillar up
all the way

"thank you for your trust!" Iida waved his hand in the air

election results!

Ranpo - 4
Momo - 2
Tenya - 2
Midoriya - 1
[I don't feel like putting the rest]

"huh?! Who voted for me?!" Izuku jumped out of his seat, very surprised

"oh? didn't vote for yourself? hah!" Kaminari gave his commentary on the situation

"wait.. there's a tie between Momo and Iida!" A random voice spoke up

"oOOo! you should do rock paper scissors for it!" Dazai wiggled in his seat

"uhh.. okay.. seems reasonable! Momo, I challenge you to a game of rock paper scissors for
Second place!" Iida sternly pointed his hand out, almost robot like

Sometimes Chuuya believed he would be a good robot dancer. he can imagine him getting down
right now.. hahaha...

"hm. can't say I fully agree with this method but.. okay." Momo hold out her hand

"Rock"

"paper"

"scissors.."

"shoot!"

Momo drew rock

Iida drew scissors..

Iida sat back down and trembled "ah.. I knew this was a possibility but I can't argue with the
system I supported!"

Dazai giggled from where he sat

"ah sorry Iida" Momo rubbed the back of her neck

Ranpo and Momo stood proudly in front of the chalkboard.

"our class president is Ranpo. and our Deputy is Momo." Aizawa announced the results

Ranpo chuckled.
"I was the obvious choice." spoke as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.

some people in the class thought;

Who even voted for this guy..

Iida couldn't help but think similar.

Ranpo is definitely good. but Iida doesn't see teamwork as his thing. although he worked great with
Dazai, but he already knew Dazai beforehand.
Iida personally didn't vote for Ranpo, but overall Ranpo wasn't a bad pick.

although his confidence may get in the way of him being able to rely on other people.

Momo stood Proudly "yes. I agree with the voters, Ranpo is a very capable for this pick this
position!" it was blatantly obvious that Momo looked up to him

"ehh. I guess this won't be so bad! with the both of their intelligences we'll be in great hands!"
someone spoke up from the class

"he's a little overconfident, but I can totally get behind this!" more voices were starting to pick up
as the conversations went on about them

Chuuya blew a strand of hair out of his face, He hopes his eye bags aren't that noticeable.

no time to worry about that. A bell rang when it was Chuuya's personal worst time of the day.
lunch. pacifically at the school.

Chuuya sat at one of the lunch tables. today Dazai was being unusually quiet.

Chuuya wasn't usually this nosy. but he couldn't help but feel a little.. worried?

Chuuya didn't have much time to reminisce.

an alarm started ringing.

" warning level three security breach! please evacuate The building in a orderly fashion."

well at least now Chuuya doesn't have to pretend like he's actually eating.

Chuuya, Ranpo and Dazai all looked at each other

did they expect a bunch of teenagers to evacuate in a 'orderly fashion'

Dazai smirked brightly. "i'm a go take care of some things...~ go along now evacuate like The
woman on the speaker said~!" Dazai waveed them a bye

Ranpo raised an eyebrow before Chuuya and him got up to leave with the rest of the students.

it was pure and utter chaos. aren't all of these kids supposed to be aspiring heroes don't they have
any common sense?? Ranpo thought as he was being pushed around by a bunch of adolescences

God he hates teenagers.

Ranpo looked up and saw a smug Chuuya floating above the crowd.

Chuuya chuckled as he watched Ranpo get pushed and shoved around

"what. you like the damn show?" Ranpo glared at him. The nerve..

Chuuya floated his way to the exit sign, and sat on it. he had looked out the window minutes ago to
find out this wasn't even a villain attack.
how boring..

Chuuya became entertained when he saw Iida flying through the air, spinning about
towards the exit sign
"the hell.."

Chuuya shifted himself to the end of the exit sign to where he wouldn't get hit by the flying Iida

Iida landed against the wall. looking as if he was in the middle of running a mile.

Chuuya shifted to touch him. he didn't want some kid falling and breaking their head open.
A red glow admitted from Iida figure as did Chuuya's own figure

"listen up everything is OK!" Iida yelled in a stern voice "it's just the media outside! there is
absolutely nothing to worry about, everything's fine!
we're UA students we need to remain calm-"

Chuuya scoffed. don't remind him..

soon after Iida's show, everyone started to calm down.

no more pushing or running

"look the police are here!" Random voices came from all around
"thank goodness!"

"Uh.. Chuuya! could you please help me out of this predicament!" Iida still looked like a no
running sign

Chuuya laughed at him before gently placing him on the ground, as he did himself

1-A classroom

"all right time to begin. listen up. me and Momo have made a decision. go ahead" Ranpo stepped
away from the podium as Momo stepped up

"i Believe it is more fitting for Iida to take my place."

the class gasped.

especially Iida.

"oh yeah-" Ranpo interrupted from beside her

"technically he'll be taking my position and I will become deputy."

"But Momo, don't you want this?" Iida from his seat loudly questioning the both of them

"well yes.. The leadership Iida showed today was a great demonstration for what a class
representative should be. he took initiative and fast! I believe he deserves this place. and there's no
convincing me he does not." Momo finished her speech

"and the reason I will be going Deputy is.. because even someone as intelligent as I, have flaws. I
believe Iida would be a great class representative.
... and I am totally not saying that just because I do not want the extra work." for the last part of
Ranpo's sentence he read off his arm, like he was checking the time..

Iida eyes widened ignoring The last parts of Ranpo's sentence

suddenly the class started chatting

"you know what.. I agree, if they vouch for him then he's good, Plus that was a lot of leadership he
 did show!"
"Yup-"

Iida shifted his gaze from the class to look at Ranpo and Momo as they stood on the podium

Momo gently smiled at Iida.

And Ranpo looked out the window lost in thought or.. bored. not at all concerned of what was
going on in the classroom

all the while Dazai proudly smirked.

and it wasn't because of what just happened in the class.

Chapter End Notes

I just got done reading 81 of the manga, you should really read it if you haven't.
there's a lot of 'what the fuck' moments

Also comments are always appreciated!

its one of the things that keep me motivated
 The chapter before disaster
Chapter Notes

sorry this one's short! I really wanted to get this out!

anyways happy holidays

Shuji: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and
it’s the ultimate weapon.
Shota, not looking up from his book: Spear.
Shuji: BLOCKED

See the end of the chapter for more notes

usually Dazai would've voted against Ranpo being class representative or deputy.
because it will give him media attention

but Ranpo isn't necessarily known to many Yokohama criminals, at least not enough to snitch on
him when they see his face online.

Dazai looked out the window from his desk

Ranpo and Iida were discussing something about officers?

who knows. certainly not Dazai.

during the evacuation earlier today,

Dazai got his hands on the schedule.
and ran into a blue haired crusty man on his way.
The league of villains 'leader'.

the dude must've recognized him as the

demon prodigy.

because he said nothing as he passed Dazai holding a phone in his Right hand, coming out of the
teachers lounge. His hands shook in anger when he acknowledged Dazai. probably realizing he was
the demon prodigy.

but he did nothing, he only glared at Dazai, as he passed

Dazai predicted that he took a picture of the schedule with his phone.

on a normal day. he wouldn't let a glare like that slide. but considering he was fake being a hero
hopeful, he probably shouldn't get blood on his hands
..or uniform

because it's bad and all...ughhhh

The stupid pacifist life is boring...
but Dazai bets Oda wouldn't be against the idea of him being here at all.

Dazai suddenly remembered the bookstore he passed on the way to UA

maybe he'll buy a anger management book for Chuuya! Dazai hopes for an interesting reaction.
_____________

Dazai stood in front of the kitchen countertop. and loaded his tranquilizer gun.

in The background the TV buzzed about a ability user, just outside of Yokohama's control. had
gotten arrested by a hero.
considering how this society treats their quirkless, Dazai isn't too surprised about the endless
amount of discrimination abilities users face.

Anyways- the tranquilizer gun was almost complete. it just needed the most important ingredient.
his blood!

Dazai found a way to make a nullify gun, or at least that's what he calls it.
it's just a normal tranquilizer gun but the bullets are going to be filled with his own blood, and
when he hits a person, their quirk will be nullified. A short period of time tho.. only 15 seconds

it's still undergoing testing. either way it's a big achievement.

although. sticking needles in himself isn't ideal.

Dazai took a glance at his bandaged arm, he couldn't say he wasn't used to the feeling.

..

"Anyways!" Dazai skipped his way over to the couch, where Ranpo sat snacking.

Dazai went to take a grab at the chip bag Ranpo held, only for his hand to be smacked when he
was only gracing the bag.

Ranpo looked at him blankly "what are you doing."

Dazai smiled. "whatever.." Dazai pouted.

but two seconds later his fake smile sprouted again
"i have a feeling, that league of idiots is planning on attacking school today!"

Ranpo raised a eyebrow, still snacking

"Had a run in with one of them?"

"mhm.. he took a picture of the schedule. it only makes sense for the league to attack today."
Dazai held up his phone, a blurry picture of the schedule. showing that all might was supposed to
be teaching with the hero Thirteen, and their homeroom teacher today.
"every villain wants All Might gone. and I wouldn't be too surprised if they rallied up a few lowlife
criminals to the help their cause."

Ranpo made a hum of acknowledgment

"they won't accomplish their goal."
Ranpo sat, up threw the bag away and walked to the bathroom. most likely to get ready for the day.
a not so calm day.

Dazai is left with his thoughts

'why does the league think they can beat All Might? because there's no way All For One is going to
show himself. not yet anyways.'

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"today's training will be a bit different."
Aizawa stared at the class
"you'll have three instructors, All might and another faculty member will be keeping eyes on you."

Class 1-A Sparked in curiosity

Chuuya sat board per usual. but it did- interestingly enough, spike his curiosity as well.
three pros huh? stepping up their game because the Break in?

Kirisima raise hand suddenly

"Sir what kind of training is this?"

Aizawa held a card in his hand, and raised it.

'rescue'
"we will be doing rescue. shipwreck's crashed buildings stuff like that."

the class once again sparked in curiosity with a hint of excitement

Chuuya acted excited.

technically in this society he's a villain. rescue isn't necessarily his thing-?

"looks like we're in for a big workout.."

couldn't speak Righter Kaminari..

"Real stuff! The thing that separates a boy from a man!" Kirisima clenched his fists

"Chuuya you look like you're about to pass out on lack of energy." Asui put bluntly

Chuuya sighed. "good to know."

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Ranpo stood Boardly after changing.

Suddenly a loud whistle interrupted the quiet, calm atmosphere in his mind

"gather round class 1-A! using your student numbers, get into neat line so we can board the bus
efficiently!" Iida sternly expressed

Ranpo walked up to him chuckling

Ranpo suddenly hung Iida's shoulder
and took the whistle out of his hand

"wellll.. You sure are taking this seriously!.. but chill.." Ranpo spoke sweetly but sarcastically

Iida huffed out a noise that sounded like amusement. Iida shifted his attention back to the class.
"Lets go people!"

suddenly a yellow head popped into his vision

"of course anything for you Ranpo"
Kaminari spoke as if he was bowing, and winked at Ranpo

Ranpo tilted his head to the side at the blunt flirting

behind Kaminari was Mina and Kirishima trying their hardest not to laugh

Ranpo giggled as he let go of Iida

The rest of the class stared blankly at Kaminari for a few seconds, before abiding to Iida's
conditions to get on the bus

"wellll someone has a crush..!" Dazai bumped Chuuya's shoulder as they walked

"at this point. I wouldn't be too surprised if he has a harem by the end of this Mission.." Chuuya hit
Dazai more aggressively back
"And stop hitting me dammit."

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"ahh. stupid assigned seats ruined my boarding strategy..." Iida Stared at the ground disappointed

"Iida-kun needs to take a chill pill~!" Dazai dramatically leaned back in his seat next to Midoriya

"if were pointing out the obvious there's something I want to say." Asui glanced at Midoriya and
then addressed him
"about you actually"

"A-about me?!" Izuku nervously stuttered out

Both Chuuya and Todoroki quietly listened in on the conversation.

"do you know your power is really similar to All might's." Asui pointed out
And Dazai smiled from the other side of Izuku

"I agree." Dazai stared at Izuku intensely with his famous smile

Izuku darted attention away from them quickly and nervously, stuttering against the accusations

"wait guys! you're forgetting that all might doesn't hurt himself!" Kirishima input himself in the
conversation

"still I bet it's cool to have simple power quirk, you could do a lot of flashy stuff with it!"
Kirishima held up his arm
"my hardening is super strong to beat bad guys in a fight, but it doesn't look all that impressive."

Izuku interrupted
"what no! I think it's really cool looking, you're definitely pro material with a quirk like that!"

Chuuya groaned and sat up from his seat to look at everyone "shut up with the nerd talk.. you guys
are giving me a headache before this training even starts.." Chuuya put a hand on his forehead
looking as if he was checking for a fever.

Kirishima 'Tch' in amusement at the comment

"well if anyone has pro quirks, its Bakugo, Ranpo, Chuuya and Todoroki!"

Bakugo's attention suddenly shifted when his name was mentioned. as anyone would

"yeah sure but bakugo's always angry so he will never be that popular, and Chuuya also has a timid
temper."

"HAHH!?" Chuuya's Voice cracked as his hands gripped the back of the seat he was sitting in front
of
A few giggles were set off because of the voice crack

Chuuya glared at nothing in particular

"what did you say!? I'll kick your ass!!" suddenly bakugo quickly sat up, and yelled

"See?" Tsu pointed at Bakugo and Chuuya

"it's the fact that we just met bakugo and we already know his personality is flaming shit, mixed
with garbage!" Kaminari gave his input on the situation

"you'll regret the day you ever applied to the school you damn loser!" Bakugo yelled once again

Dazai noticed the way Chuuya's ears blushed in embarrassment, because the comment on his voice
crack "ooo embarrassed Chibi~?"

"shut it shitty Dazai!" Chuuya ground loudly before quickly sitting back in his seat. blushing out of
embarrassment

Todoroki glanced at him curiously

Chuuya stared back for a few seconds, before he raised an eyebrow

Todoroki finally opened his mouth, talking quietly enough to where only Chuuya could hear
"is Dazai-"

The beginning of the conversation was interrupted

when they heard their teacher say
"alright, alright. calm down we're here."
Aizawa looked back at the class
"so stop messing around"

A bunch of 'yes sirs" came out of the students mouths

Chuuya will forever wonder what Todoroki was about to ask about Dazai.
but Chuuya did notice the way Todoroki glanced between Aizawa and Dazai, when their teacher
spoke

Chuuya knew what he was implying, Their homeroom teacher and Dazai did kind of look alike-?
they both had shaggy like hair. and Not to mention the similarities in powers.
but Chuuya knew there's no way they were related. Dazai has an ability.
and Aizawa has a quirk.

so everything else similar about them, must just be a coincidence.

__________________________________________
11 years ago.

"Shuji get your ass in here now!" Shota Heard a voice from the kitchen yell.

Shota's own parents died about a week ago, and his auntie and uncle were forced to take him in.

and that's when he met his cousin Shuji.

he was timid and quiet. usually four year olds are more... Active?
but this is his own family he's talking about here.
everyone in this family is weird as hell.

Shota suddenly heard a slapping noise.

Shota got up immediately and made his way to the kitchen.

Shota picked out from the living room looking inside the kitchen.

Shuji was on the floor with a blank expression.

above him stood his mother lecturing him about something stupid again.

Shota wanted to become a hero.

most would say that's weird as hell for someone from Yokohama to think. but to hell with them.

Shota doesn't want to see anymore kids like his cousin. quiet and emotionless, because of trauma.

Shota made his way to his bedroom again

well actually it's a guest bedroom.
it only had a mattress in it. and a thin blanket, actually it wasn't a blanket it was a sheet.

Shota sat on his mattress letting himself fall to lay on it.

The thing about his auntie and uncle was that they actually had a lot of other kids. A lot!
but Shuji.. stood out.

and they did not like people who stood out.

so they decided he'd be better as a maid for them.

same thing happened when Shota showed up. they made him a maid.

Shota Knows he shouldn't complain, at least hes not on the streets.

but. this wasn't about him. it was about his poor 4 your old cousin. doing all the work around the
house..
you're probably thinking 'what about the other kids in the house why don't you care about them?'

because clearly they did not take the blood from his side of the family.
They were loud, excited, curious and stupid.
as kids should be.

Shota just felt a connection with Shuji.

even if they barely talk to each other. usually they just sent each other silence comfortably, and
understanding.

Shota glared at the floor.

soon was the UA entrance exam.
and he was going to get in. no. matter. what.

he had to get his cousin out of this household. even if it takes three years.

[Read authors note it's important!!!]

Chapter End Notes

Hello!! so i'm going to be doing a Q&A as a holiday special for this fic
you can either ask me(the Author) questions or
the characters from this fic questions!

get creative and have fun;)

 holiday special!
Chapter Summary

Sorry about this not being a real chapter!!

we will be back to our normal program next chapter!! yay

also I have a new MhaxBsd Fic

there's a bit of a teaser for it at the end of this chapter

Chapter Notes

See the end of the chapter for notes

Dazai: Wellcome to our lovely talk show!~

Dazai extended his arms as wide as he could, hitting Ranpo and Chuuya in the face.

Chuuya: BICH DAMN IT!

Chuuya held his nose

Ranpo wiped the blood coming from his own.

Ranpo: ...

Dazai: Okay Letsssss start!

Chuuya huffed in annoyance

Dazai humed
Dazai: first question we have is from
user-DazaiOrbit
"who is your favorite BSD character, and why?"
oh wait!
this one is for the Author- let me just..

---

personally it's hard to pick a favorite! they all have good personalities and back stories.
but.. if I had to choose it would be Kyouka, my reasoning in my opinion, is pretty generic.
she's just a cute character, and her backstory is interesting, and I love her personally
but that's pretty boring so I'm gonna go with The reason why Ranpo is tied with her for first.

The reason I started watching this anime in the first place was because of Heizou from genshin,
Heizou personality was a lot like Ranpo's
and his fan design Was inspired by Ranpo.
so naturally Heizou being my favorite character, I had to watch the anime this 'Ranpo' character
was from
and I absolutely fell in love with the show
(this was way before Heizou's release)

---
Dazai: now that the author is done with their boring explanation! lets answer the questions that
were for us! both of these next questions are still from
user-DazaiOrbit!

Dazai clearing his throat: "for Dazai and Ranpo- are they close or not? it seems kind of awkward."

Ranpo: I don't quite understand what you're implying, but I can say that we are close. as much as
Dazai would deny it

Dazai: whatttt? why would I deny our closeness?

Ranpo: okay then. Dazai used to hide behind me when-

Dazai: alright alright next question!

Dazai: hehe can't wait to see what you say for this one Chuuya~!

Chuuya raised an eyebrow

Dazai: it says~ "Who is more tolerable/ Who do you get along with better Dazai or Chuuya?

Chuuya: that's easy... its Ranpo. I would rather bury myself then have to share an apartment with
Dazai. with Ranpo I already share an apartment with him. so... I guess you could say I'm used to
the antics he pulls. Which is mostly just raiding my kitchen, and demanding attention when he's
bored.

Dazai: wow. i'm hurt.... crying emoji

Chuuya: did you just say the crying emoji out loud..?

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Dazai: Nexttt question! and for this one we're going to bring in our dear homeroom teacher! Shota
Aizawa!!!!

*Aizawa materializes in the room*

Aizawa: what the f-

Dazai: Anyways! this question is being asked by user-Winds_Ode!

Dazai: and it's for you Ranpo!

Ranpo: and I'm guessing it's relating to Aizawa, since he's here now?

Dazai: mhmmmmm

Aizawa: .. no seriously where am I?

Dazai: The question asks- "So, Ranpo, as smart as you are, you must have noticed something's up
with Dazai and Aizawa. When are you taking Todoroki's role and declaring dubious familial bonds
between seemingly unrelated people?" ..

Dazai: ...
Aizawa: ...
Ranpo: yes. i've noticed. and I wouldn't be surprised if some others have noticed as well.
but I'm not one to spoil...

Aizawa: is that question implying...?

Dazai: I believe it is.

Aizawa: SHUJI IS THAt YOU?!

Dazai: .. who tf is Shuji...

Ranpo:.. i've got some news for you, Dazai..

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*Dazai clearing his throat more aggressive than the last time*: next question...
this one is for Aizawa- "Why are you burying yourself in denial? At this rate your new genius
student will have to spell things out for you. (For more details, refer to previous question)"

Aizawa:.. do I have to answer this?

Dazai: yuppie

Aizawa: so.. uh. i don't think im in denial. becauselogicallyShujiwouldbeaabilityuser. sohecan'tbe

Dazai. becauseDazaihasaquirknotan ability. althoughiguessShujiandhimhavealotof similarities..
but-

distantly in the background

is Ranpo shaking his head.

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Dazai: OK now-

Chuuya: SHUT UP, i'm doing it now.

Chuuya aggressively snatches The microphone out of Dazai's hands

*Chuuya clears his throat elegantly*: this question(still being asked by Winds_Ode)
this question is.. surprisingly enough, for Kaminari

Kaminari: HUh? why would that be surprising. i'm lovely I get why people want to ask me
questions~

Chuuya stares at Kaminari before continuing

Chuuya: it asks- "What happened for you to instantly take a liking to Ranpo? Like, damn. That was
pretty fast. Are you hoping he might lend you some braincells if it does work out?"

Kaminari: haha honestly, Who wouldn't be mesmerized by those eyes?! with his pretty self? four
months ago I would've denied being gay. but... heheh

Chuuya: OK.. kinda uncomfortable

Kaminari: And now that you've brought it up I really do hope he can cash app me some brain cells.

Dazai: uncomfortable? uncomfortable?! give me that mic!

Dazai snatches the mic from Chuuya

Chuuya huffed
Chuuya: whatever this is overrated anyways.

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this question is from
user-ItzNotMai
"Will this be a Ranpo Harem (I hope yes)?"

LOL why not?

just a little background Harem for him, because he deserves it
not all the characters will be drooling over him of course. most are just going to admire him, and
his intelligence
continue reading now to find out
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Dazai: Alllllrightttt this question is being asked by User-ItzNotMai!

"I need everyone's opinion on Ranpo."

Dazai: oh? okay, I guess I will give mine first.

when I first met him, I felt a sense of relief that I wasn't the only one taken in by Mori (the creepy
doctor is what I called him at the time)
my opinion on Ranpo tho- he is certainly interesting! at first I thought his ability was LITERALLY
ultra-deduction. soon to find out I was wrong. can you blame me though? The fact that he was able
to solve cases he barely knew anything about, in 60 seconds was more than impressive.. even I was
a bit jealous
He is blunt, and that's one of the key things I enjoy about him, you don't have to dance around his
words trying to find out the real meaning. made things easier. it showed that he was genuine with
what he said. so when he told me I was just as human as anyone else. I didn't believe it, but I knew
he was being genuine, that he actually believed, Full heartedly that i am human..
it was somewhat comforting
even if I personally still don't believe so.

Chuuya: my opinion on Ranpo? well.. there's pros and cons to being around a person like him.
say.. if you look bad, he will say it to your fucking face. only known him for less then two years,
but if the dude jumped off a cliff, I would jump right behind him.
he's also not judging, whenever I black out drunk, he doesn't look at me with disgust or pity for
wanting to drown myself in my sorrows. he'll just take me to my bed. although he makes me feel
like a dumbass sometimes
he is a blessing and a curse.
because if the opposite side was more interesting to him.. He would leave right away..
Not that i care!

Aizawa: he a interesting character that's for sure.

i could already tell he wouldn't work well with other people, thinking others around him are the
dumbest people on earth. and this would not allow him to rely on others.
And he doesn't seem to have any seriousness for anything at all, he's not taking this seriously.
I would've expelled him the first day if I could.
but Nezu has taking a liking to him, so that idea was thrown in the trash.
I wouldn't be all that surprised if Nezu interns him. usually that would be unheard of for him. its
Just a protection, but with all the details it's most likely.
i've also noticed that he's definitely been trained by someone before. someone good enough to
where he feels the need to not take anything seriously, for example: his eyes are always shut. even
in training.
even I can admit he has talent.

Hizashi: well he is Hella smart! he's definitely going places! you know the kid 's special when the
principal himself takes an interest in him!
although, sometimes I think he's a little too smart!
like he's just bored all the time.. bored like: nothing challenges him..

Yagi: Young Edogawa? oh! hah.. sometimes he scares me..! which you would think would hurt my
pride, considering he's only a child! but something about him is just.. I don't know how to explain
it.
i've also been wondering how he sees with his eyes closed.. is he just that good?

(I know there's other teachers but I'm not doing them.. because? because.)

Midoriya: Ranpo..? well, he seems genuine. him and Asui Are similar in the aspect of their
bluntness.. I think it's great to have someone like that around you! if you want an honest opinion
he's your guy.
can't wait to get around to training with him!
I wish to know more of his quirk, his limits, his strengths, his weaknesses..

(im so sorry about not doing everyone but I do plan on putting more POVs in this fic)

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User- IeatPeople
"what inspired you to make this fic?"

well... a lot of things actually-

but One key factor that motivated me was the fact that most Fics where Dazai and Chuuya
infiltrate UA stopped at chapter7
i've seen at least three of them stop at the same damn chapter and it's always the biggest
cliffhanger in the world-
i'm also quite obsessed with the 'Aizawa and Dazai related' and Ranpo as a Port mafia member
prompts
so I decided to add that to the mix

"do you think you would have an ability or a quirk? If so what would it be?"

I don't think I have the creativity to come up with a quirk or ability idea. so I'll just tell you the ones
that I would want
light snow is so badass.. you could get away with a lot with that ability
and Inko's quirk is very fascinating to me, when you don't think about it too much it's pretty
simple.
But imagine her being able to pull other people's organs.. like holy shit. if she trained that shit.. she
would be OP

"will we get more dabi and Chuuya bonding?"

I really hope so. sadly I can't guarantee it though

 at any i get chance they will have more interactions

Now I have an announcement!

at the moment I am planning out a new fic!
(this one will not be abandoned!!)

------------here's a bit of a teaser-----------

Aizawa sat on the roof of the building again. but with the boy's company this time. by this time his
patrol is already over. but he decided to watch over the kid, to get information out of him.

it's not every day you see a walking abuse flag.

the kid had bandages everywhere for goodness sake. even had a bandage over his eye.

Aizawa tried to ask questions earlier but no avail.

".. can you at least tell me your name?"

the kid had already gone through one can of crab.

he was now eating his second. he was going through them quickly.
another red flag. does he get fed at home? he is fairly thin. why was he trying to steal food if not?

the kid yawned. "no."

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that is the end of the teaser!!!

chapter 1 should already be up.
you can find it on my profile!

Chapter End Notes

Lol I hope this is mildly entertaining

next chapter, back to norm!

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