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The document describes a recipe for a meaty mushroom veggie burger that is intended to be a less terrible alternative to typical dry and flavorless veggie burgers. It claims this burger will be meaty, juicy, and delicious due to its inclusion of mushrooms, onions, garlic, oats, parmesan, breadcrumbs, eggs, oregano, salt, and pepper. The author hopes that one day someone will order this burger and be seen as lucky by another customer waiting for a beef burger due to its superior taste compared to other veggie options.

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The document describes a recipe for a meaty mushroom veggie burger that is intended to be a less terrible alternative to typical dry and flavorless veggie burgers. It claims this burger will be meaty, juicy, and delicious due to its inclusion of mushrooms, onions, garlic, oats, parmesan, breadcrumbs, eggs, oregano, salt, and pepper. The author hopes that one day someone will order this burger and be seen as lucky by another customer waiting for a beef burger due to its superior taste compared to other veggie options.

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Meaty Mushroom Veggie Burger - The Least

Terrible Veggie Burger Ever!

Sometimes I'll be standing at the neighborhood burger joint counter, waiting for my flame
broiled, half-pound cheeseburger, when someone will step up, look over the menu, and
sheepishly order the veggie burger. When this happens, I always say to myself, "you poor
bastard." Now, before you get your hemp shorts all bunched up, let me explain.

This person I'm describing isn’t a vegetarian - if they were, they would have ordered
thegarden burger immediately, and would not have looked so healthy. That they looked at
the menu for a few minutes means, momentarily intoxicated with sirloin vapors, they
thought about ordering a real beef burger. Then, listening to that little voice in their head
(which sounds just like their wife's voice), they come to their senses and order the veggie
burger.

My empathetic feelings come from the


fact that veggie burgers are usually dismally dry, flavorless discs of disappointment.
Especially the ones burger joints serve just to spite their vegetarian customers. Well, things
may be changing. This video recipe shows how to make a meaty, juicy, delicious meatless
burger.

It's my dream that one day, someone will order this amazing mushroom burger, and a
person standing next to them, waiting for their half-pound cheeseburger, will say to
themselves, "you lucky bastard." Enjoy!

Ingredients:
4 tbsp olive oil, divided

1 1/2 lb mushrooms, sliced

1/2 finely chopped onion

4 cloves minced garlic

2/3 cup rolled oats

1/2 cup shredded Parmesan


3/4 cup breadcrumbs
2 eggs, beaten
1/2 tsp dried oregano
1 tsp salt
1/2 tsp black pepper

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