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Disney Monologues

The document contains monologues from various Disney characters. In the monologues, Emperor Kuzco plots to turn himself into a flea and mail himself to get rid of himself, Ralph introduces himself as a bad guy who wrecks things professionally, and Genie enthusiastically greets his new master Aladdin after being freed from imprisonment. Belle offers herself in exchange for her father to the Beast, Jafar plots to manipulate documents to make himself sultan, and Woody leads a meeting of toys preparing for Andy's upcoming birthday party and move.

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Disney Monologues

The document contains monologues from various Disney characters. In the monologues, Emperor Kuzco plots to turn himself into a flea and mail himself to get rid of himself, Ralph introduces himself as a bad guy who wrecks things professionally, and Genie enthusiastically greets his new master Aladdin after being freed from imprisonment. Belle offers herself in exchange for her father to the Beast, Jafar plots to manipulate documents to make himself sultan, and Woody leads a meeting of toys preparing for Andy's upcoming birthday party and move.

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Disney Monologues 1

1. The Emperor’s New Groove

He can’t get rid of me that easily. Who does that


ungrateful little worm think he is? Does he… have any idea of
who he’s dealing with? How could he do this to me? Why, I
practically raised him.

That’s it! I’ll get rid of Kuzco. Don’t you see? It’s perfect. With him out of the way
and no heir to the throne… I’ll take over and rule the empire. Ah, how shall I do it?
Oh, I know.

I’ll turn him into a flea, a harmless little flea… and then I’ll put that flea in a box and
then I’ll put that box inside of another box.. and then I’ll mail that box to myself,
and when it arrives… I’ll smash it with a hammer! It’s brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I
tell you! Genius, I say! Or, to save on postage, I’ll just poison him with this.

2. Wreck It Ralph

My name’s Ralph, and I’m a bad guy. Uh, let’s see… I’m
nine feet tall, I weigh six hundred and forty three pounds,
got a bit of a temper on me. My passion level’s very near
the surface, I guess, not gonna lie.

Anyhoo, what else, uh… I’m a wrecker. I wreck things,


professionally. I mean, I’m very good at what I do. Probably the best I know. Thing
is, fixing’s the name of the game. Literally. Fix-It Felix Jr.

So yeah, naturally, the guy with the name Fix-It Felix is the good guy. He’s nice
enough as good guys go. Definitely fixes stuff really well. But, uh, if you got a
magic hammer from your father, how hard can it be?

If he was a regular contractor, carpenter guy, I guarantee you, you will not be able
to fix the damage that I do as quickly. When Felix does a good job, he gets a
medal. But, are there medals for wrecking stuff really well?

3. Aladdin
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Genie
Genie: Aaaaahhhhh! OY! Ten-thousand years will give ya such a crick in the neck!
Whoa! Does it feel good to be outta there! (pretends to have a microphone) Nice to
be back, ladies and gentlemen. (to Aladdin) Hi, where ya from?

What’s your name? Aladdin! Hello, Aladdin. Nice to have


you on the show. Can we call you ‘Al?’ Or maybe just
‘Din?’ Or howbout ‘Laddi?’ (suddenly is wearing a kilt)
Sounds like “Here, boy! C’mon, Laddi!” Do you smoke?
Mind if I do?

Oh, sorry Cheetah, hope I didn’t singe the fur! Hey,


Rugman! Haven’t seen you in a few millennia! Slap me some tassel! Yo! Yeah! (high-
fives carpet) Say, you’re a lot smaller than my last master. Either that or I’m gettin’
bigger. Look at me from the side, do I look different to you? That’s right, you’re my
master! He can be taught!! What would you wish of me, (as Arnold
Schwarzenegger) the ever impressive, (inside a cube) the long contained,

4. Beauty And The Beast

BELLE
Hello? Is anyone here? Please, I’m looking for my
father. (sees papa) Papa! (runs to him) Your hands are
like ice! Who has done this to you? (Beast appears) I
won’t leave you here!

(says to Beast) Who’s there? I know someone’s there.


Who are you? (sees Beast) Then, you’re the one who’s
responsible for this! Release my father at once! (reacting to angered Beast) No!

Wait! Forgive me. Please, let him out. Can’t you see he’s not well? But he’s an old
man. He could die! Wait, please…take me instead. If I did, would you let him go?
(Beast agrees). Come into the light. (Belle cringes) You have my word.

5. JAFAR
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(Speaking to Iago) You think I am


PLEASED? “Pleased” to be playing
nursemaid to a spoiled princess?
“Pleased” to be keeping tabs on
every petty thief in Agrabah? While
day in and day out that blithering
idiot remains Sultan!

I am working on an old document. With a NICE new paragraph I just added. Listen
to this: “Should an unmarried Royal Princess, who is sole heir to the throne, fail to
choose a husband within the time allotted for such selection.

The Sultan’s highest ranking official –that would be me – will immediately become
betrothed to the princess and will himself inherit all the rights. Privileges and
powers of the Sultan! (Evil Laugh)

6. Woody
Okay, (puh, puh – Woody blows on the microphone) everybody
here? Up on the shelf – can you hear me? OK, Great. First item
today… oh yeah, Has everyone picked a moving buddy? …. You
guys think this is a big joke.

We’ve only got one week before the move. I don’t want any
toys left behind. A moving buddy…If you don’t have one – GET
ONE! Alright, next…ah…oh yes, I though last weeks plastic
corrosion meeting was, I think, a big success.

And we want to thank Mr. Spell for putting that on for us. “Thank you, Mr. Spell.”
(Clap hands) Ok, uh..yes, One minor note here, Andy’s birthday party has been
moved to today. Ah…next we have….(toys grumble)

7. Mike
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We’re banished, genius! We’re in the


human world! Oh, what a great idea, go
to your old pal, Waternoose. Too bad he
was in on the whole thing. All you had to
do was listen to me. Just once. But you
didn’t, did you.

You’re still not listening! (beat) He is not


my friend. Thanks to you, I am stuck in
this frozen wasteland! Boo? What about
us? Ever since that kid came in, you’ve
ignored everything I’ve said. And now look where we are?

We were about to break the record, Sully, we would’ve had it made! “None of it
matters” – woah, woah, wait a second. None of it matters? Oh. I, I. No. Great. So
now the truth comes out, doesn’t it. Sully, what about everything we ever worked
for?

8. URSULA
Flotsam my pet! Jetsam my darling! Come to me my little
sea spies! Mama’s feeling…woebegone – banished to the
nether regions of the sea. No food, hardly any
company…I’m simply wasting away!

Use a little black magic to help out a few merfolk, and


this is the thanks that I get! Well now it’s time to turn the
tides on Triton. We just need to find his Achilles heel…a
weakness that will crack his armor…Of course! Ariel!

You two find out what that girl really wants then lure her
here to my lair. Once we have her trapped, Triton will rush to her rescue. And then
the trident, crown, and throne will be all mine!!

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