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DAMMIT!

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 OVER THE NEXT FEW
PAGES, TLL WALK you
AND WELCOME TO. THROUGH THE INS AND OUTS
۸ o Е THE
TOP 100 WAYS TO
KILL LOIS.

LIKE ALL ONE-YEAR-OLD BOYS,

I WANT MY MOTHER DEAD.
AND NOT JUST DEAD: TORTURED
AND KILLED IN А VISCOUS AND
INHUMANE
 $0, LET'S BEGIN
OUR COUNTDOWN OF
MY TOP 100 WAYS TO
KILL Lois.

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AT NUMBER 100, WE HAVE “POISONING
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BOTTLE
ANENTIRE
OF ARSENIC IN HER UTERUS,
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HEAD, HERE'S "WHEN I TRIE TO FINISH LOIS
OFF BEFORE I MANAGED MY ESCAPE FROM
THAT WRETCHED INCUBATION."

ВИТ UNFORTUNATELY THE FAT MAN ВИТ, AS LUCK WOULD HAVE IT,
HAD BEEN POISONING HER INNARDS WITH. af SHE CLOTS EASILY, THE UPSIDE 16,
НЕ OWN "BRAND" FOR TWENTY YEARS, SO X HER BIRTH CANAL STILL READS,
SHE HAD BUILT UP QUITE A TOLERANCE. || *WORLD'S WORST SLIP 'N SLIDE"

COMING IN AT #98 1S “МУ FIRST

AIR-BREATHING ATTEMPT." MY GOD,
LOOK AT HOW YOUNG I AM!

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HELP FROM A FRIEND.
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GAME THING WITH
GERALD.
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BRIAN, RUMOR HAS
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OF A ON
I'M JOINED OLD Lois,
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GRASS EATER, BRIAN
GRIFFIN.

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PICK UP THE PHONE
AND CALL.

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