Intelligence is like undergarments.

Good to have
Bad to show
 WOMEN KNOW

 MORE THEY OBEY

 MORE THEY RULE
Never overestimate a woman
you may regret

Never underestimate a woman

you may regret.
WHEN MONEY SPEAKS

THE TRUTH IS
SILENT
You did touch me

but
didn’t feel my pain.
Those who wish to sing

always find a song

IF YOU RISK NOTHING

YOU RISK EVERYTHING

WHO SAYS NOTHING IS
IMPOSSIBLE?

I AM DOING NOTHING
FOR YEARS
TREAT EVERY ONE WITH POLITENESS

NOT BECAUSE EVERY ONE IS NICE

BUT
BECAUSE YOU ARE
EVERY BURNED BOOK

ENLIGHTENS THE
WORLD
Women’s rights are

men’s duties
GLASS IS HALF FULL

HOW MUCH IS LIFE?

ULCERS ARE NOT CAUSED
BY WHAT YOU EAT

BUT
WHAT EATS YOU
WE DON’T STOP PLAYING
BECAUSE WE GROW OLD

WE GROW OLD
BECAUSE
WE STOP PLAYING
WE OCCASIONALLY STUMBLE
OVER TRUTH

AND
SUDDENLY GET UP
AS IF NOTHING HAS HAPPENED
WE OFTEN FORGIVE THOSE
WHO BORE US

BUT NOT THOSE

WHO FIND US BORING
MAN IS ONLY ANIMAL WHO
GOES FOR SLEEP
WHEN NOT SLEEPY

AND
GETS UP WHEN HE IS
DON’T BE HUMBLE

YOU ARE NOT SO GREAT

SUCCESS IS RELATIVE

MORE SUCCESS MORE

RELATIVES
POOR ARE POOR

BECAUSE

RICH ARE RICH

IF YOU GET UP FROM PRAYERS
AS A CHANGED PERSON

YOUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN

HEARD
 EXPLOIT

OR
GET EXPLOITED
When motives are wrong

nothing is right
BE AFRAID OF THOSE

WHO ARE NOT AFRAID

OF GOD
 DO WORK

OR

TAKE CREDIT
Anybody travelling by bus
after 40

is failure
MY LIFE IS LIKE A BROKEN
PENCIL

IT IS

POINTLESS
 DOCTORS BURY THEIR
MISTAKES

 LAWYERS HANG THEM

 JOURNALISTS PUT THEM
ON FRONT PAGE.
DOCTOR FELT MY PURSE

AND SAID
NOTHING CAN BE DONE.
History judges the looser

Winner is always right

HIGH LIVING AND HIGH THINKING

ARE

POLES APART
 IN PAST PEOPLE NEVER
QUESTIONED EXISTENCE OF GOD

BECAUSE THEY KNEW HE EXISTS

 IN FUTURE ALSO THEY WILL NOT

 BECAUSE THEY WILL KNOW HE

DOESN’T.
GOD GIVE ME COURAGE TO DO WHAT I CAN

HUMILITY TO ADMIT WHAT I CAN’T

AND

WISDOM TO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE

ONE MAN’S ERROR
IS

OTHER MAN’S DATA

HARDWORK HAS NEVER
HURT ANYBODY

BUT
WHY TAKE CHANCE
CONSISTENCY IS LAST REFUSE OF THOSE

WHO ARE

UNIMAGINATIVE
NEVER POSTPONE ANY THING TO TOMMOROW

WHAT YOU CAN

TO A DAY AFTER
 SHIPS ARE SAFE IN
HARBOUR

BUT

THEY ARE NOT MADE TO BE THERE

DO TO OTHERS

BEFORE

THEY DO TO YOU
BE GOOD TO OTHERS ON YOUR WAY UP

YOU MAY NEED THEM

ON YOUR WAY DOWN

Trying to understand God
is like

a toy trying to understand

man.
 NOBODY IS PERFECT

 I AM NOBODY
 THERFORE I AM PERFECT
GOOD ENGINEERING COMES OUT OF
GOOD EXPERIENCE

BUT

GOOD EXPERIENCE COMES OUT OF BAD

ENGINEERING
 Wine is

God’s
second best gift to man.
SOME CAUSE HAPPINESS
WHEREVER THEY GO

OTHERS
WHENEVER THEY GO
LAUGH AND THE WORLD
LAUGHS WITH YOU

CRY
AND WORLD LAUGHS MORE
LOUDLY
PESSIMIST SEES DIFFICULTY
IN EVERY OPPORTUNITY

OPTIMIST SEES OPPORTUNITY

IN EVERY DIFFICULTY
IS THERE ANY LIFE ON

EARTH ?
FRONT BENCHERS IN SCHOOLS

ARE

BACK BENCHERS IN LIFE

 Be polite to others
till you make some money.

Thereafter others will be

polite to you.
BELIEVE IN MIRACLES

BUT
DON’T DEPEND ON THEM
 Man is a social animal.
Without society he is nothing but animal

Yet many behave as if they are

self made.
LIVING WITH CONSCIENCE
IS LIKE

DRIVING WITH BREAKS ON

ANXIETY DOESN’T EMPTY
TOMORROW’S SORROW

BUT
EMPTIES TODAY’S STRENGTH
FOR A PESSIMIST A PROBLEM
IS TOO BIG TO HIT

FOR OPTIMIST
IT IS TOO BIG TO MISS
 Women are like tea bags.

When they are in hot water,

you know how strong they are.
YOU MAY BE ONLY ONE
PERSON IN THE WORLD

BUT
TO ONE YOU CAN BE WORLD
YOU MUST BE THE CHANGE

YOU
WISH TO SEE IN THE WORLD
 Husbands expect their wife to be
perfect

and understand why they themselves

aren’t.
WHOEVER FOLLOWS THE
CROWD

WILL NOT BE
FOLLOWED BY CROWD
In fight between you and world

always support the

world
SPEECH SOULD BE LONG
ENOUGH TO COVER THE
SUBJECT

SHORT ENOUGH TO BE
INTERESTING
 Happiness is a period

between
two periods of unhappiness
WHAT COMES FROM HEART

GOES TO HEART
WORK IS A CURSE
FOR

DRINKING CLASS
Those who don’t give smile

need it most.
 IN ADVERTISEMENTS
WHAT BIG PRINTS GIVE

SMALL PRINTS TAKE AWAY

NO GOD
NO PEACE

KNOW GOD
KNOW PEACE
DO BAD AND REMEMBER

DO GOOD AND FORGET

Every rich may not love his city.

but those who do

must be rich.
 MAKE FRIENDS

 BEFORE

 YOU NEED THEM

IS THERE ANY LIFE AFTER

BIRTH ?
WHEN GOING GETS TOUGH

TOUGH GET GOING

EARN BUT DON’T

BURN
GIVE PEANUTS

GET MONKEYS
MAN MAKES MONEY
OR

MONEY MAKES MAN?

WORK IS LAST REFUSE OF THOESE

WHO HAVE

NOTHING BETTER TO DO
FIRST OUR PLEASURES DIE

 THEN OUR HOPES DIE

 THEN OUR FEARS DIE
 AND THEN ….. WE DIE
HARDWORK DOSEN’T
GUARANTEE SUCCESS

BUT
IMPROVES ITS CHANCES
CIRCUMSTANCES DO NOT
MAKE ME

THEY REVEAL ME
One who causes anger
is excused.

One who gets

is accused
HOME IS WHERE YOU
CAN SAY ANYTHING

BECAUSE
NOBODY LISTENS
A SAGE WHO IS ANGRY

CEASES TO BE SAGE
A FRIEND NOT IN NEED

IS FRIEND INDEED
ONE WHO COMMANDS
WISELY

IS OBEYED
CHEERFULLY
THOSE WHO LIVE TO LEARN

LEARN TO LIVE
WE LEARN FROM HISTORY

THAT
WE DON’T LEARN FROM
HISTORY
IN PROSPERITY OUR FRIEND
KNOW US

IN ADVERSITY WE KNOW
OUR FRIENDS
 TWO THINGS ONE SHOULD
NOT BE ANGRY AT

 ONE WHICH ARE WITHIN OUR CONTROL

 OTHERS WHICH ARE BEYOND.
IT IS BETTER TO TRY SOMETHING
AND FAIL

THAN
TRY NOTHING AND SUCCEED.
A YAWN IS A

SILENT SHOUT
THE MAN IS RICHEST

WHOSE PLEASURES ARE

CHEAPEST
HE WHO HESITATES

IS
BOSSED.
WHEN IN DOUBT

SPEAK TRUTH
SEVERAL EXCUSES ARE
LESS CONVINCING

THAN ONE
ALL GOOD THINGS COME
TO THOSE

WHO
DON’T WAIT.
SQUEAKY WHEEL DOESN’T
ALWAYS GET THE OIL

SOMETIMES IT GETS
REPLACED
IT IS WOMAN’S PREROGATIVE

TO
CHANGE HER MIND.
PEOPLE WHO READ

ARE
PEOPLE WHO LEAD
WISDOM COMES

WHEN
IT FAILS YOU
CHARITY BEGINS AT HOME

AND ENDS THERE

FRIENDS COME AND GO
BUT

ENEMIES ACCUMULATE
THE BEST WAY OUT OF
DIFFICULTY IS

THROUGH IT
THE

END
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