Pizza Time
Pizza Time
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PIZZA TIME
Written by
Young Kang
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INT. APARTMENT HOME, QUEENS NY. - NIGHT
Empty beer cans fill the living room table. A baseball game
plays on tv.
JUNG(42), balding black hair, beer belly, the New York Mets
t-shirt, watches the game on a worn down couch.
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Clank! A batter whams the throw.
JUNG
(in Korean)
Are you serious Diaz? If you’re
gonna pitch like that then go back
to Mexico!
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He sips his beer.
JUNG (CONT’D)
MINJU! WHERE IS MY PIZZA?
MINJU
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(in Korean)
They said it’s taking a little
longer because of the game tonight!
JUNG
What?! I’ve sat through five
innings just waiting for this damn
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pizza! Call them again!
MINJU
I called them twice already! C’mon
dad I got homework.
JUNG
Minju Kim. Come over here. NOW!
She picks up the empty can on her way to the living room.
MINJU
Yea dad?
2.
JUNG
How can you have ZERO
responsibility? This is OUR dinner!
Aren’t you even a bit concerned
about the pizza?
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Minju inspects Jung.
MINJU
Dad I swear the pizza is coming!
It’s just running a little late.
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JUNG
People like us are prey to these
Americans! They think we’re stupid
if we don’t speak up!
JUNG (CONT’D)
We called twice yet our pizza isn’t
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here? Then you call them the third
time so they know our message loud
and clear! You hear me? These
crooks think that we are DUMB if we
don’t-
She walks over to the door. Jung crushes an empty can with
his hand.
JUNG (CONT’D)
Tell them we are not paying.
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Minju looks back.
MINJU
What?
JUNG
I said tell them that we are not
paying for the pizza. It just took
way too long.
Minju hesitates.
MINJU
But dad they were only running late
for a little bit, besides it’s a
game night so they must’ve been-
Creak! The door opens slightly. Minju peaks out her head.
HASIB
Order for Jung... uh...A Large
three topping pan pizza right?
Minju nods.
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HASIB (CONT’D)
Alright that’s gonna be 18.49!
Minju picks on chipped paint on the wooden door. Her eyes are
glued to the floor.
HASIB (CONT’D)
Is everything ok?
JUNG (O.S.)
(in Korean)
ARE YOU MUTE? Go on and tell him
like it is!
Hasib tries to peek through the door, but Minju closes the
door tighter.
HASIB
Is that loud person inside your
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dad?
Minju nods.
JUNG (O.S.)
MINJU KIM! DON’T MAKE ME DO THIS!
HASIB
Is he alright? What’s with the
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screaming?
MINJU
It’s just that.. that.. the pizza
came a little-
JUNG
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LOUDER! ANGRIER!
JUNG (CONT’D)
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GO ON- SPEAK UP! NOW!!
MINJU
WE..WE ARE NOT PAYING FOR THE
PIZZA! IT WAS TOO.. TOO LATE! GIVE
US THE PIZZA AND JUST LEAVE!
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Drip. Drip. Tears fall onto the box of pizza.
JUNG
Good girl.
Beat.
He hugs her.
HASIB
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I can do that.
MINJU
W-wait! Where are you going?
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INT. APARTMENT HOME - LIVING ROOM
Jung looks over. Sees Hasib sitting on the couch next to him.
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Hasib fixes his cap.
HASIB
So you can’t even order pizza for
yourself huh?
HASIB
You know you’ll eventually have to
learn the language right? So can
you stop using her as your
messenger and just... let her be
man?
JUNG
YOU! LEAVE NOW! I WILL FUCKING KILL
YOU BITCH!
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HASIB
Just hear me out and I’ll give you
the pizza and leave.
Jung pushes him again. Jung trips and falls on his back.
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JUNG
(in Korean)
Mother fucker!
MINJU
(in Korean)
STOP IT DAD!
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Hasib and Jung look over. Minju hurries over to the couch.
MINJU (CONT’D)
(in English)
You need to leave.
MINJU
YOU NEED TO LEAVE!
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Beat.
HASIB
Okay...Okay... I’ll get going.
JUNG
(in English)
LEAVE BITCH- LEAVE!
HASIB
Dude Dude Dude relax!
Hasib sighs.
HASIB (CONT’D)
Didn’t you still want the pizza
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though?
HASIB (CONT’D)
Yea you like what you see?
He cuts the cheese pull with his index finger. Twirls his
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finger around the pizza and rolls up the cheese.
HASIB (CONT’D)
Be careful, it’s hot!
Jung drools.
HASIB (CONT’D)
Enjoy!
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JUNG
(in English)
HEY HEY HEY! WHERE MY PIZZA? GIVE
ME PIZZA!
HASIB
If you want it, then just hear me
out!
JUNG
GIVE. ME. PIZZA!
Minju sighs. Walks over to Hasib and hands the slice back.
HASIB (CONT’D)
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What’s wrong? You don’t like our
pan pizzas?
MINJU
Bit of that too but I’m allergic to
pineapple.
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Hasib inspects the slice. Small pieces of pineapple decorate
the pizza.
HASIB
Pineapples on pizza... he truly is
a moron.
HASIB (CONT’D)
What’s your name mighty lady?
MINJU
Minju.
HASIB
Hello Minju! I’m Hasib. Nice to
meet you.
HASIB (CONT’D)
You know what, come visit us
sometime and I’ll bake you a pizza
with all the toppings that you
aren’t allergic to!
MINJU
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I don’t know.. I don’t like the
pizzas at Dominoes that much.
HASIB
Cool nails dude! Did you paint them
yourself?
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Minju nods.
HASIB (CONT’D)
You’ll get along great with April
at the store! I swear she comes in
with new nails every other day.
April would love to hang out and
paint nails with you!
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MINJU
Really? Do you know if she can
teach me how to use a polygel nail
kit?
HASIB
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Uhh..Sure! She can probably show
you some cool nail things.
HASIB (CONT’D)
Welp I gotta get going- You better
come see us! I owe you a pizza ok?
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Hasib hurries over to the door.
MINJU
Hold on a sec!
Hasib turns.
Minju runs over to Jung. Reaches his pocket and takes out a
wallet.
She rummages through his worn out wallet. Finds two dollars.
10.
MINJU (CONT’D)
Take this!
HASIB
No no no no- I can’t charge you
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guys for the pizza.
MINJU
It’s not even enough for the pizza
anyway- consider it as a tip.
MINJU (CONT’D)
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Why did you do it?
HASIB
Pardon?
MINJU
Why did you stand up for me? You
don’t know me at all.
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Hasib chuckles. The phone beeps again.
HASIB
I just knew exactly how you felt.
HASIB
My mom did the same thing when I
was a kid.
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Minju looks up.
HASIB (CONT’D)
I’ll see you around Minju!
Beat.
11.
MINJU
(in Korean)
...Thank you Hasib.