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1. The document provides instructions for generating an American Ninja Warrior-style name using random selections. 2. It includes sections to generate a first name, last name, and brand/gimmick by randomly selecting letters, words, or names from provided lists. 3. The name aims to be "probably extreme white Christian nonsense."

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ANW Name Generator

1. The document provides instructions for generating an American Ninja Warrior-style name using random selections. 2. It includes sections to generate a first name, last name, and brand/gimmick by randomly selecting letters, words, or names from provided lists. 3. The name aims to be "probably extreme white Christian nonsense."

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AMERICAN NINJA WARRIOR

NAME GENERATOR
By Jump Bange, the Kraken Ninja

To scale Mount Midoriyama, you need strength, agility,


training, dedication, mental toughness, and a name that is
probably extreme white Christian nonsense.

In this name generator, I use “roll” to mean “generate a


random number.” Use random.org or something similar.

YOUR ANW NAME:

,
FIRST LAST BRAND/GIMMICK
A. THE MAD LIBS SECTION
You could come up with a single answer to fit two or more of
these categories, but I recommend against it.

1. One-syllable verb related to movement or exercise:

2. Adjective (one syllable):

3. Adjective (more than one syllable):

4. One- or two-syllable common noun:

5. One-syllable word that ends in a consonant:

6. Type of animal:

7. Type of tree:
8. Mythical creature:

9. A food you like:

10. Color:

11. Object used in construction:

12. Cliché, proverb, or inspirational quotation (shortened, if


long):

13. One of your identity categories (e.g. Cajun, disabled):

14. A job, hobby, or activity you currently do:

15. Your role in a family relationship (e.g. godmother, sister,


cousin):
16. Place you’re from or place you live:

17. Name a suburb or small town:

18. Name three Biblical characters:

19. Name a U.S. President who is NOT Van Buren, Polk,


Roosevelt, Taft, Coolidge, Hoover, Eisenhower, Nixon, Bush,
Obama, or Trump:

20. Pick a name that sounds like the name of a Chad to you:
B. THE FIRST NAME SECTION
All question numbers refer to section A.

Roll 1-10.

1: You have a verb name. Enter your answer to question 1.

2: You have an adjective name. Enter your answer to question 3.

3: You have a common noun name. Roll 1-2. Enter your answer
to question 4 but spell it weird if you rolled a 2.

4: You have a town name. Roll 1-2. Enter your answer to


question 19 but spell it weird if you rolled a 2.

5: You have a President name. Enter your answer to question 19.

6: You have a Chad name. Enter your answer to question 20.

7 through 10 on the next page.


7: You have a Bible name. Consult Appendix A. If any of your
answers to question 18 appear there, cross them out. Roll 1-2.
Enter the first Biblical name that you have not crossed out below
but spell it weird if you rolled a 2. If all of your Biblical names are
on the normal list, your name is Cain(e).

8: You have a common name.


A. Roll 1-2. 1: MaLe name, 2: FeMaLe name.
B. Roll 1-38. Turn to Appendix A, look at the column that
matches your compulsory name gender, and enter the name
that corresponds to your roll.
C. Roll 1-4.
1: enter the normal name in the space below.
2: enter a nickname for your normal name.
3: enter the full first name but spell it weird.
4: enter a nickname and spell it weird.

9: You have a grab bag name. Roll 1-16, twice. Turn to Appendix
C. The first number corresponds to the first part of your name,
and the second number corresponds to the second part of your
name.

10: You have a last name first name. Roll 1-7. Turn to Appendix
B. Enter the name corresponding to your number.
C. THE LAST NAME SECTION
All question numbers refer to section A.

Generate a random number between 1 and 6.

1: You have an adjective-man name. Enter your answer to


question 2 and add -man to the end.

2: You have an E name. Enter your answer to question 5 and add


-e to the end.

3: You have an -air name. Roll 1-7. Turn to Appendix D. The


number corresponds to a fragment in List A. Enter the first two
letters from that fragment and add -air to the end.

4: You have a common name. Roll 1-36. Turn to Appendix B.


Enter the corresponding name below.

5 and 6 on the next page.


5: You have a common noun name.
A. Roll 1-4.
1: Your answer to question 4.
2: Your answer to question 6.
3: Your answer to question 7.
4: Your answer to question 11.
B. Roll 1-2. 1: spell the word normally. 2: spell it weird.
C. Roll 1-2. 1: singular form of the word. 2: plural.

6: You have a grab bag name. Roll 1-39, twice. Turn to Appendix
D. The first number corresponds to the first part of your name,
and the second number corresponds to the second part of your
name. Then roll 1-6.
1-4: your last name has no prefix or suffix. Enter it below.
5: you have a prefix. Roll 1-5, find the corresponding prefix
in Appendix E, then enter the complete last name below.
6: you have a suffix. Roll 1-9, find the corresponding suffix in
Appendix F, then enter the complete last name below.
D. THE BRAND/GIMMICK SECTION
All question numbers refer to section A.

Roll 1-11 to find the format of your brand name or gimmick. If


“The” is in parentheses, it is optional.

1: Big ___________
2-5: (The) ___________ Ninja
6: (The) ___________ Warrior
7: ___________ Man/Babe
8-9: The ___________
10: Ninja ___________
11: [Adjective] [Noun]

If you are Big ___________: Roll 1-5.


If you are ___________ Ninja: Roll 2-9.
If you are _________ Warrior or _________ Man/Babe: Roll 2-4.
If you are The ___________ or Ninja ___________: Roll 3-6.
If you are [Adjective] [Noun]: Roll 2-5 to find noun according to
the list below. Then roll 1-3 to find your adjective. 1: adjective
from question 10. 2: adjective from question 2. 3: adjective from
question 3.

1: Color. Question 10. 6: Job/activity. Question 14.


2: Food. Question 9. 7: Location. Question 16.
3: Animal. Question 6. 8: Phrase. Question 12.
4: Mythical being. Question 8. 9: Identity. Question 13.
5: Family. Question 15

Enter your brand name or gimmick below.


APPENDIX A: COMMON FIRST NAMES
Source: top names of 1990s, from ssa.gov

MaLe: FeMaLe:

1. Michael 1. Jessica
2. Christopher 2. Ashley
3. Matthew 3. Emily
4. Joshua 4. Sarah
5. Jacob 5. Samantha
6. Nicholas 6. Amanda
7. Andrew 7. Brittany
8. Daniel 8. Elizabeth
9. Tyler 9. Taylor
10. Joseph 10. Megan
11. Brandon 11. Hannah
12. David 12. Kayla
13. James 13. Lauren
14. Ryan 14. Stephanie
15. John 15. Rachel
16. Zachary 16. Jennifer
17. Justin 17. Nicole
18. William 18. Alexis
19. Anthony 19. Victoria
20. Robert 20. Amber
21. Jonathan 21. Alyssa
22. Austin 22. Courtney
23. Alexander 23. Rebecca
24. Kyle 24. Danielle
25. Kevin 25. Jasmine
26. Thomas 26. Brianna
27. Cody 27. Katherine
28. Jordan 28. Alexandra
29. Eric 29. Madison
30. Benjamin 30. Morgan
31. Aaron 31. Melissa
32. Christian 32. Michelle
33. Samuel 33. Kelsey
34. Dylan 34. Chelsea
35. Steven 35. Anna
36. Brian 36. Kimberly
37. Jose 37. Tiffany
38. Timothy 38. Olivia
APPENDIX B: COMMON LAST NAMES
Source: U.S. Census top names and top increase from 2000 to 2010

1. Smith 19. Thomas


2. Johnson 20. Moore
3. Miller 21. White
4. Davis 22. Zhang
5. Taylor 23. Li
6. Jackson 24. Ali
7. Harris 25. Liu
8. Williams 26. Khan
9. Brown 27. Vazquez
10. Jones 28. Wang
11. Garcia 29. Huang
12. Rodriguez 30. Lin
13. Martinez 31. Singh
14. Hernandez 32. Chen
15. Lopez 33. Bautista
16. Gonzalez 34. Velazquez
17. Wilson 35. Patel
18. Anderson 36. Wu

APPENDIX C: FIRST NAME GRAB BAG


1st syllable: 2nd syllable:
1. Dan- 1. -ell
2. Dav- 2. -yon
3. West- 3. -ley
4. Ver- 4. -tin
5. Ker- 5. -dale
6. Tyr- 6. -ron
7. Ken- 7. -lyn
8. Jon- 8. -yssa
9. Trev- 9. -sten
10. Bar- 10. -dall
11. Lor- 11. -clay
12. Kar- 12. -in
13. Gar- 13. -ton
14. Naj- 14. -gan
15. Clay- 15. -ter
16. Der- 16. -rick
APPENDIX D: LAST NAME GRAB BAG
List A: List B:
1. Ble- 1. [Roll 1-9 and go to Appendix F]
2. Gla- 2. [Roll 1-9 and go to Appendix F]
3. Clay- 3. [Roll 1-9 and go to Appendix F]
4. Gue- 4. [Roll 1-9 and go to Appendix F]
5. Bru- 5. [Roll 1-9 and go to Appendix F]
6. Ske- 6. -rard
7. Tru- 7. -va
8. Han- 8. -cox
9. Kret- 9. -tsch
10. Sod- 10. -ton
11. Coy- 11. -lers
12. Sei- 12. -der
13. Ben- 13. -lett
14. Gil- 14. -sel
15. Car- 15. -strom
16. Hat- 16. -bone
17. Stra- 17. -bert
18. Dol- 18. -tis
19. Ford- 19. -cine
20. Burk- 20. -ney
21. Hor- 21. -rey
22. Hin- 22. -hardt
23. Nor- 23. -nant
24. Dor- 24. -bre
25. Cam- 25. -tin
26. Neal- 26. -nen
27. Wil- 27. -ger
28. Sund- 28. -halt
29. Mur- 29. -ner
30. Kron- 30. -lee
31. Var- 31. -vin
32. Lar- 32. -ther
33. Gal- 33. -win
34. Poff- 34. -low
35. Good- 35. -kratz
36. Kreg- 36. -ky
37. Pan- 37. -rer
38. Warn- 38. -sell
39. Rus- 39. -cock
APPENDIX E: PREFIXES

1. Mc
2. Mac
3. O’
4. La (or L’ if the first segment of your last name starts with an H)
5. Di (optional: add an “i” or an “o” to the end of your last name

APPENDIX F: SUFFIXES

1. -berg
2. -berger
3. -man
4. -ford
5. -ic
6. -croft
7. -sen
8. -son
9. -dorf

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