Sample Wedding Host Script
Sample Wedding Host Script
'Dinner will commence very soon, so we ask that everyone make their way to their
seats and make your selves comfortable as we begin our celebration with a wedding
prayer.'
A WEDDING PRAYER
Amen
Matron of Honor
`And now we come to the Matron of Honor, Meagan McGregor. It’s been said that Meagan is chosen
for her ability to outthink, outrun and generally outwrestle anything with up to eight legs that stands
in the way of a smooth-running wedding. In Meagan’s case, she’s also the Bride’s Auntie. A
tremendous grip on the woman as well! Let’s hear it for Auntie Meagan.’ (wide applause)
Best Man
`Now we come to our Best Man, Ladies and Gentlemen, Orlando Jones by name. The Best Man isn’t
just there to pass the ring to the groom. He’s there to put his body on the line for his best friend.
Greater love hath no man, they say. He also assures us, he really is the best man. We can’t wait for
his speech and wise counsel. Let’s hear it for Orlando.’ (wide applause)
First Bridesmaid
`So without further ado and just a little nepotism, we have Winona’s younger sister Emmeline Walker
our first bridesmaid. Gentlemen, Emmeline is single and taking a break from her career as a ballerina
to concentrate on bringing home a gold medal at the next Olympics for gymnastics. Let’s hear it for
wee Emmeline!’ (wide applause)
Second Bridesmaid
`Our second bridesmaid, Mary Jo Zimakowski has known Winona since they were in high school
together and as usual, Mary Jo says she has Winona’s back. Let’s hear it for Mary Jo.’ (more applause)
Third Bridesmaid
`Our last bridesmaid has watched `Twenty Seven Dresses’ five times. This is her twelfth time as a
bridesmaid and she’s running out of wardrobe space. Let’s hear it for Daniela Pavelic. Hope you catch
the bouquet Daniela.’ (wide applause)
First Groomsman
`Our first groomsman is Michael McGregor Junior. Michael, or Junior as big brother Derek calls him, is
seventeen. He’s single, six foot four and 250 pounds. His interests are rap music and wrestling. Don’t
anyone let him near a microphone tonight, folks. Let’s hear it for Junior. ‘ (wide applause)
Second Groomsman
`Our next groomsman is Jim Mellor. Our Jimmy’s a hairdresser who specializes in some of the more
exotic punk rock styles you might see in the music industry. Imagine a cross between Salvador Dali
and Edward Scissorhands. Jimmy also did our bride’s hair tonight. Nice job, by the way. A big hand for
our second Groomsman! ‘ (applause)
Third Groomsman
`Our last groomsman, Alan Peterson has known our Groom, Derek ever since they got arrested for
brawling at a football match over ten years ago. It’s amazing the things that bring people together.
Let’s have a big hand for Alan our third groomsman.’
Dinner
(Dinner is served)
Now all of those taking pictures, be sure you’re ready for the photo-
opportunity. Derek make sure you have a firm hand on the cake
with your beloved bride. ‘ (the cake is cut)
Bouquet Throw
`Ok now it’s time for a little fun, because it’s time for the traditional
throwing of the Bouquet. For those of you who’ve seen the running of
the bulls at Pamplona, it’s a little similar. There’s always a little risk for
the lasses determined to get the bouquet in their clutches. It’s also the
real reason you see so many high heels shoes tonight. As you know,
traditionally the young lady who successfully catches the bouquet in
mid-flight is a certainty to make her own way down the aisle.
I’d like to request all the single ladies to step forward for the bouquet
throw. The married ladies who’ve sneaked on, don’t be greedy. This is
for single women only. Our lovely and charming bride Winona has
been practising this throw all summer, so give yourselves some elbow
room.’
`Ladies take your place behind the bride and be prepared to jump high. Fortune favors the brave! At
the count of three, the bride will throw her bouquet. Ladies and gentlemen, let’s all count together.
Are you ready Ladies? Would you just look at the concentration. There’s some determined women out
there. The countdown! One, Two, Three! What a throw, ladies and gentlemen.’
We have a winner! We’ll have the Best Man cleaned and brought to your table later.
Garter Toss
Ladies and Gentlemen, here’s where things get serious. It’s time for the
Garter toss. I understand some of the guys jumping for the garter have
been in training for months. Underneath those tuxedos, we’re talking
washboard abs, bulging biceps, nerves of steel. We’ve got Olympic
gymnasts, high-jumpers, Morris dancers. These guys are ripped and ready
to rumble! Remember gentlemen this is serious business. The guy who
catches the garter is destined for the altar next!
Now while the groom retrieves the garter, don’t let any of those garter jumpers melt into the crowd.
We have another winner! We have the next groom. I hope that preacher hasn’t left the room. Let’s
hear it for our winners. (wide applause)