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The Final Scene (SFrench)

1) Lady Bracknell interrupts a private moment between Jack and Gwendolen to announce Gwendolen's engagement to Jack. 2) Lady Bracknell questions Jack about his identity and background since he was not previously known to her social circle. 3) It is revealed that Cecily is also engaged to Algernon, much to Lady Bracknell's disapproval of such a high number of engagements. Lady Bracknell demands further proof of Cecily and Jack's family histories.

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The Final Scene (SFrench)

1) Lady Bracknell interrupts a private moment between Jack and Gwendolen to announce Gwendolen's engagement to Jack. 2) Lady Bracknell questions Jack about his identity and background since he was not previously known to her social circle. 3) It is revealed that Cecily is also engaged to Algernon, much to Lady Bracknell's disapproval of such a high number of engagements. Lady Bracknell demands further proof of Cecily and Jack's family histories.

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ACT in THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING EARNEST 75

(Enter MERRIMAN. When he enters he coughs loudly, seeing


the situation.)

MERRIMAN. Ahem! Ahem! Lady Bracknell!


JACK. Good heavens!

(Enter LADY BRACKNELL The couples separate in alarm


Exit MERRIMAN.)

LADY BRACKNELL. Gwendolen! What does this mean?


GWENDOLEN. Merely that I am engaged to be married
to Mr.Worthing, Mamma.
LADY BRACKNELL. Come here. Sit down. Sit down
immediately. Hesitation of any kind is a sign of mental
decay in the young, of physical weakness in the old.
(Turns to JACK) Apprised, sir, of my daughter's sudden
flight by her trusty maid, whose confidence I purchased
by means of a small coin, I followed her at once by a
luggage train. Her unhappy father is, I am glad to say,
under the impression that she is attending a more than
usually lengthly lecture by the University Extension
Scheme on the Influence of a permanent income on
Thought I do not propose to undecieve him. Indeed I
have never undecieved him on any question. I would
consider it wrong. But, of course, you will clearly under-
stand that all communication between yourself and my
daughter must cease immediately from this moment On
this point, as indeed on all points, I am firm.
JACK. I am engaged to be married to Gwendolen, Lady
Bracknell!
LADY BRACKNELL. You are nothing of the kind, sir. And
ACT HI THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING EARNEST 77

Aunt Augusta.
LADY BRACKNELL. I beg your pardon?
CECILY. Mr. Moncrieff and I are engaged to be
married, Lady Bracknell.
LADY BRACKNELL. (with a shiver, crossing to the sofa and sit-
ting down) I do not know whether there is anything
peculiarly exciting in the air of this particular part of
Hertfordshire, but the number of engagements that go
on seems to me considerably above the proper average
that statistics have laid down for our guidance. I think
some preliminary inquiry on my part would not be out of
place. Mr. Worthing, is Miss Cardew at all connected
with any of the larger railway stations in London? I
merely desire information. Until yesterday I had no idea
that there were any families or persons whose origin was
a Terminus.
JACK. (Looks perfectly furious, but restrains himself In a clear,
cold voice.) Miss Cardew is the granddaughter of the late
Mr. Thomas Cardew of 149, Belgrave Square, S.W.; Ger-
vase Park, Dorking, Surrey; and the Sporran, Fife-
shire, N.B.
LADY BRACKNELL. That sounds not unsatisfactory.
Three addresses always inspire confidence, even in
tradesmea But what proof have I of their authenticity?
JACK. I have carefully preserved the Court Guides of
the period. They are open to your inspection, Lady
Bracknell.
LADY BRACKNELL. (grimly) I have known strange errors
in that publication.
JACK. Miss Cardew's family solicitors are Messrs.
Markby, Markby, and Markby.
ACT HI THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING EARNEST 79

experienced French maid produces a really marvelous


result in a very brief space of time. I remember recom-
mending one to young Lady Lancing, and after three
months her own husband did not know her.
JACK, (aside) And after six months nobody knew
her.
LADY BRACKNELL. (Glares at JACK for a few moments. Then
bends, with a practiced smile, to CECILY.) Kindly turn round,
sweet child. (CECILY turns completely round) No, the side
view is what I want (CECILY presents her profile.) Yes, quite
as I expected There are distinct social possibilities in
your profile. The two weak points in our age are its want
of principle and its want of profile. The chin a little
higher, dear. Style largely depends on the way the chin is
worn. They are worn very high, just at present
Algernon!
ALGERNON. Yes, Aunt Augusta!
LADY BRACKNELL. There are distinct social possibilities
in Miss Cardew's profile.
ALGERNON. Cecily is the sweetest, dearest, prettiest girl
in the whole world. And I don't care twopence about
social possibilities.
LADY BRACKNELL. Never speak disrespectfully of Socie-
ty, Algernon. Only people who can't get into it do that (to
CECILY) Dear child, of course you know that Algernon
has nothing but his debts to depend upon. But I do not
approve of mercenary marriages. When I married Lord
Bracknell I had no fortune of any kind. But I never
dreamed for a moment of allowing that to stand in my
way. Well, I suppose I must give my consent.
ALGERNON. Thank you, Aunt Augusta
ACT in THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING EARNEST 81

London on an important question of romance, he


obtained admission to my house by means of the false
pretence of being my brother. Under an assumed name
he drank, F ve just been informed by my butler, an entire
pint botde of my Perrier-Jouet, Brut, '89; a wine I was
specially reserving for myself. Continuing his disgraceful
deception, he succeeded in the course of the afternoon in
alienating the affections of my only ward He subsequen-
dy stayed to tea, and devoured every single muffin. And
what makes his conduct all the more heardess is, that he
was perfectly well aware from the first that I have no
brother, that I never had a brother, and that I don't
intend to have a brother, not even of any kind. I distinctly
told him so myself yesterday afternoon.
LADY BRACKNELL. Ahem! Mr. Worthing, after careful
consideration I have decided entirely to overlook my
nephew's conduct to you.
JACK. That is very generous of you, Lady Bracknell. My
own decision, however, is unalterable. I decline to give
my consent
LADY BRACKNELL. (to CECILY) Come here, sweet child.
(CECILY goes over.) How old are you, dear?
CECILY. Well, I am really only eighteen, but I always
admit to twenty when I go to evening parties.
LADY BRACKNELL. You are perfectly right in making
some slight alteration. Indeed, no women should ever be
quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating... (in
a meditative manner) Eighteen, but admitting to twenty at
evening parties. Well, it will not be very long before you
are of age and free from the restraints of tutelage So I
don't think your guardian's consent is, after all, a matter

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