The Script: Commission On Audit
The Script: Commission On Audit
The Script
6:45 PM - Reminder
Voice Over: We request everybody to please settle down now as we
shall be starting the program in fifteen (15) minutes. Please
take your assigned seats. Thank you.
6:59 PM - Countdown
Lights off.
Voice Over: The term was derived from the name of the 7th century
thalassocratic empire of Srivijaya in Sumatra. In Sanskrit,
sri means “fortunate”, “prosperous”, or “happy” while Vijaya
means “victorious” or “excellent”.
Regional Directors and Assistant Regional Directors altogether descend from back
stage, stop and wave their hands on stage for one second and proceeds to their respective
seats/tables.
Male Host: Can we hear some noise..? How ‘bout another warm of
applause for all of us here?!
7:18 PM – Messages
Stage lights turn on.
Female Host: (introduces the COA Commissioner II).
Message by COA Commissioner II
Male Host: A lawyer for thirty-one years, a serial innovator, and man of
sterling accomplishments – please welcome, COA
Commissioner Jose A. Fabia.
Message by COA Commissioner Jose A. Fabia.
Female Host: He is a lawyer with extensive legal, governance and
administration expertise acquired from 25 years of
professional work as private law practitioner, government
official and professor. Ladies and gentlemen, please join
your hands for COA Chairperson Michael G. Aguinaldo.
Message by COA Chairperson Michael G. Aguinaldo
8:31 PM – Rules, Criteria and Judges for the Festival Dance Competition
Voice Over: Once again, here are your hosts Mr. Adonis Naces and Miss
Retxed Fe Paglinawan.
Male Host: Thank you. The Choir Competition was very tight. It was
evident, Red, that all the groups gave their best.
Female Host: I agree, Adonis. But more than the competition, it is the
beautiful music they shared tonight that fascinates me
the most. It was like angels have come down from
heaven and hearing them sing perfect melodies.
Male Host: But that is not what is everything for tonight, Red. Wait till
you see the festival dances, many of which have been
making raves both locally and internationally – such as in
the Aliwan Festival held every year in Manila.
Female Host: Yes, I heard that for the past weeks, our selected auditors
have been multi-tasking – finalizing audit reports which
are due last and/or this month while preparing for
tonight’s dance competition.
Male Host: Bilib gyud ko nila Red. By the way, you are stunning tonight
with that gown. You are lovely.
Female Host: Thank you, Adonis. I know nga magpa-gwapo man sad ka
tonight so I prepared. Haha!
Male Host: Gwapo lagi but I looked so small with your height and heels.
Female Host: Never mind ui. Women empowerment na man gud ta karun.
And height, like age, doesn’t matter anymore. Hehe!
Male Host: Ahh, whatever. Haha! Anyways, let us now move on with
the Festival Dance competition. This aims to showcase
regional culture usually expressed in a festival dance done
in honor of a Patron Saint or in thanksgiving for a bountiful
harvest. This contest, like the choir, is also part of COA’s
observance of the National Women’s Month and shall
incorporate gender and development perspectives.
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