Suit of Wands

(Ace) You get a +2 bonus to the Physical stat of your choice, but suffer a -2 pe
nalty to the Mental stat of your choice. These bonuses are untyped, but will not
stack if the player draws the card multiple times.
(2) You gain a set of claws that deal 1d4 damage.
(3) You gain a 30 ft Climb speed. This transformation can take the form of prick
ly skin or sticky skin, or some other natural ability to climb.
(4) You gain a natural bite attack that deals 1d6 damage.
(5) You gain the Fiendish or Celestial template. Roll 1d2 to determine which.
(6) You grow a tail-cock.
(7) The PC gains an animal companion, familiar, bonded mount or psicrystal. Your
effective wizard, druid, paladin or psion level is equal to 1/2 your character
level. If gained multiple times, they can stack to increase your effective level
, or to gain a new companion (up to the DM). Your effective wizard/druid/paladin
/psion level cannot surpass your character level.
(8) You gain the Illithid Heritage feat (Complete Psionics).
(9) You gain the Shape Soulmeld feat (Magic of Incarnum).
(10) You contract the Midas Curse. Slowly turns the character into gold. It can
be negated with the Remvoe Curse spell, at a DC of 18. Each day the character mu
st make a DC 18 fortitude save or take 1d3 Dexterity damage as they slowly turn
to gold.
(Page) Character becomes a random lycanthrope (determine the chart separately).
(Knight) Change alignment instantly. Roll a 1d2; on a 1, the character's alignme
nt shifts one step on the Law-Chaos axis, on a 2 the chara cter's alignment shifts
one step on the Good-Evil axis.
(Queen) The character receives a magical item worth at least 10,000 gold. DM det
ermines the item in question.
(King) You transform into a Lesser Janni. See the bottom of the document.
Suit of Cups
(Ace) The character grows a vagina, or an additional vagina if they already had
one.
(2) You grow a set of breasts. If you already possess breasts, they grow 1d4 cup
sizes.
(3) Your fertility or virility (both, if applicable) increase by 25%.
(4) Your nipples enlarge by half an inch and grow more sensitive.
(5) Your nipples become lipples or nipple-vaginas.
(6) Your breasts grow by 1d2 cup sizes, and you continually produce milk until a
remove curse spell is cast upon you.
(7) Whenever aroused, your clitoris grows into a penis. Roll for penis size as n
ormal. If you don't have a clitoris, you grow a brand new vagina.
(8) One of the character's magic items becomes Intelligent.
(9) You gain the Dragontouched feat (Dragon Magic).
(10) You contract the feminine flu SSTD. The character must make a DC 15 Fortitu
de save each day or gain female traits, as determined by the DM. If the characte
r suceeeds on the save twice consecutively, they fight off the disease entirely.
Spreads through sexual contact.
(Page) Character becomes pregnant with a dragon's egg to be laid within 1d4 days
. Randomly choose dragon type.
(Knight) Your breastmilk gains protective properties. If you weren't lactating b
efore, you are now. Once per day you can infuse your milk with a Cure Light Woun
ds spell; once per week you can cast Lesser Restoration; and once per month you
can cast Neutralize Poison.
(Queen) Your pregnancies progress twice as quickly. If you did not already have
a vagina, you grow one.
(King) You become the epitome of womanhood. If you weren't female before, you be
come a female and lose your penis and testicles. You gain a +2 sacred bonus to y

our Wisdom score.

Suit of Swords
(Ace) The character grows a penis. If you already have one, it either grows by 2
d3 inches, or you gan a new one (roll 1d2 to determine).
(2) Your penis increases in length by 2d3 inches. If none exists, the character
grows a new one.
(3) You grow a set of balls (if none existed before); if you already possess som
e, roll 1d2. On a 1, you grow two additional balls; on a 2 your balls double in
size.
(4) Your penis (if any) changes to a random type! If you don't have a penis, you
gain one of a random type! Determine the chart of alternate penis types and rol
l on it.
(5) You gain the Air, Earth, Fire or Water Heritage feat (Planar Handbook).
(6) You gain the Brand of the Devil's Favor feat (Fiendish Codex II).
(7) Your fertility or virility (or both) increase by 25%.
(8) You gain the Abyssal Heritor feat of your choice (Fiendish Codex I). You mus
t qualify for the feat.
(9) You gain the Aberration Blood feat (Lords of Madness).
(10) You contract the masculine fever SSTD. The character must make a DC 15 Fort
itude save each day or gain male traits, as determined by the DM. If the charact
er suceeeds on the save twice consecutively, they fight off the disease entirely
. Spreads through sexual contact.
(Page) The next time the character has sex, the character or her partner becomes
pregnant with a dragon's egg.
(Knight) Your semen (or female ejaculate) gains restorative properties. Once per
day you can infuse your cum with a Cure Light Wounds spell; once per week you c
an cast Lesser Restoration; and once per month you can cast Remove Disease.
(Queen) Women you impregnate have their pregnancies progress twice as quickly. I
f you did not already have a vagina, you grow one.
(King) You become the epitome of manhood. If you weren't male before, you become
a male and lose your vagina and/or breasts. You gain a +2 bonus to your Strengt
h score.
Suit of Pentacles
(Ace) You get a +2 bonus to the Mental stat of you choice, but suffer a -2 penal
ty to the Physical stat of your choice. These bonuses are untyped, but will not
stack if the player draws the card multiple times.
(2) You gain a tail of a randomly chosen type. If you already possess a tail, th
at tail changes shape randomly. This tail grants a +2 racial bonus on all Acroba
tics checks.
(3) Your hair changes color randomly.
(4) Your hair triples in length, when cut it will always grow down to shoulders
within 1d4 hours.
(5) You gain the Aquatic template.
(6) You gain an extra set of nipples. If the character has breasts, a new row of
breasts grows to accompany these nipples, one cup size smaller than the first s
et.
(7) All clothing and armor the character wears becomes invisible. Other worn ite
ms such as rings, belts, boots and packs, however, remain visible.
(8) You grow a tail-pussy.
(9) You gain the Bind Vestige feat (Tome of Magic).
(10) Character is turned to stone, in a statuesque pose.
(Page) You transform into a fae creature. Roll 1d6: 1 is Ifrit, 2 is Oread, 3 is
Sylph, 4 is Undine, 5 is Dryad, 6 is Nymph.
(Knight) The character is showered in 4d10 gemstones worth 250 gp each.

(Queen) Gain a pair of wings (1d3: 1 avian, 2 demonic, 3 draconic).

(King) You become a Lesser Succubus. See the bottom of the document.

Lesser Janni
+2 Strength, +2 Charisma, -2 Constitution.
Medium Outsider (Native).
Speed: 30 ft.
Darkvision 60 ft.
Resistance to Acid, Cold, Electricity or Fire 5 (chosen at 1st level).
Spell-Like Abilities: Comprehend languages each 1/day. As a Sorcerer of the Jann
i's character level.
Change Size: Once per day, a Janni can either shrink or enlarge a creature (as i
f using enlarge person or reduce person), except that the ability can affect the
Janni. A DC 12 + Charisma modifier negates the effect.
Elemental Endurance: Jann can remain on the Planes of Air, Earth, Fire, or Water
for up to 48 hours at a time. Failure to return to the Material Plane before th
at time expires causes a janni to take 1 point of damage per additional hour spe
nt on the elemental plane, until it dies or returns to the Material Plane.
Elemental Resistance: Jann receive a +1 racial bonus on saving throws against sp
ells with the Air, Earth, Fire or Water descriptors.
Skilled: +4 racial bonus on Fly checks, and Fly is always a class skill. Does no
t automatically grant a fly speed.
Languages: Common, one elemental language (Auran, Aquan, Ignan or Terran), plus
one planar language (Abyssal, Celestial or Infernal).
Lesser Succubus
+2 Constitution, +2 Charisma, -2 Wisdom.
Medium Outsider (Extraplanar).
Speed: 30 ft.
Darkvision 60 ft.
Resistance to acid, electricity and fire 5.
Lesser Energy Drain: A succubus drains energy from a mortal she lures into an ac
t of passion, such as a kiss. Once per encounter the succubus can make a melee t
ouch attack against a creature. If the attack succeeds, the target takes 1d6 neg
ative energy damage (plus 1d6 per 3 character levels) plus the demon's Charisma
modifier, and you gain a number of temporary hit points equal to your Charisma m
odifier. The target may make a Fortitude save for half damage (DC 10 + your char
acter level + your Charisma modifier).
Telepathy 15 ft.
Change Shape (Su): A succubus can assume the appearance of a specific single hum
an form of the same sex. The demon always takes this specific form when she uses
this ability. A demon in human form gains a +10 racial bonus on Disguise checks
made to appear human. Changing shape is a standard action. This ability otherwi
se functions as alter self, except that the succubus does not adjust her ability
scores.
Languages: Common, Abyssal.