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Sangeet sandhya Anchoring

Hi,

Ganesh vandana se start kerte hai jisme aap teen betiya ya
bahuo se dance kerva sakte hai.

1. Anchor=Aaee sangeet ki ye raat
laai sapno ki baarath
sajaniya hai saajan ke saath
rahe sada haatho main aise haath
aai sangeet ki ye raat

Aaiye swagath kerte hai hamaare nanhe kalakaroo se
Jo school main kerte hai intejaar ki kub bajegi chuti ki belll
taaliya bajaker swagat kijiye kyunki aapke saamne leker aaye
hai ye
All is well.

Ab yahaa aap bachoo ka 3 4 gaano ka remix dance dikha
sakte hai.

2.
Khushiyo ki raat hogi ' jasna jara datt ke hoga
Meri bahan ki shaadi ,andaaz jara hatt ke hoga|

Phir hone wale dulhe se

AAiye aapko hum hamaari puri family se milate hai waise tho
aap sabhi se mil chuke hai lekin ek modern introduction tho
bantha hai.

Yahaan per koi bhi dance ya remix add ker sakte hai.

3.
Tho introduction shuru kerte hai dulheji aapke dada sasur aur
sasuji se

Maa papa hai ye mere
aur dada hai ye tere
sanghvi hai ye India ke....nahi nahi sanghvi hai ye mann ke
chahe kitni bhi taklif ho sharir main
per bhagvan se milne jaayenge tann ke

Iske baad aap jo dance aanee wala hai uske baare main keh
sakte hai jaise

Ye betiya tho mahendi racha ke nakhre dikha ke
udd jaayegi phur se hame tadpa ke

Yahaan pe ladies ya ladkiyo ka dance kerva sakte hai

4.
Tho aaiye dulhe ji aapko ab aapke saas sasur se milate hai

Bhai ne apni jindagi ki shuruaath "S"se ki

S" se Suraj
S" se subah
S" se saaj
S" se sangeet
S" se swagat
S" se sukhi
Aur kismat ki baath dekhiye ki bhai ki " S" se yaani sushila
[bhabi] se S se Sagai aur S se shaadi ho gai. Phir kya tha ...
S" se saas
S" se sasur
S" se saala
S" se saali
S" se sasuraal
S" se sankat ho gaya yaar

S" se shaadi hui aur ghar S" se swarg ban gaya
Aur main S" se "swargwasi'.


Yahaan pe aap dostho ka dance kerva sakte hai ye kehker ki

DEKHIYE DOSTHO KA DHAMAAL
BAJAOOGE THALI THO DIKHEGA KAMAAL

5.

Ab miliye aapke kaka aur kaki sasur se

Subah dukaan jaana , shaam ko ghar aana|
Paisa kamana aur Khakra khana

Khakra khane main jinko aata hai aanand
jeevan main muskerate rahna jinko hai pasand
aise hai hamare Ramesh bhai jinko dekhker
Man main muskera rahi hai hamaari bhabi mand mand....

Yahaa bhi koi dance kerva sakte hai
6.

Ab aapko milate hai aapke chote kaka kaki sasur se

Bhai bhabi dono bahuth hee hai shoukin
Inko chahiye apni life namkin
Kuch kaaranvash aaj hai ye thode gumgeen
Nahi tho ker dete is mahfil ko aur bhi rangeen

Karj dosti ka ada keraga koun
Dosth na ho tho dosthi karega koun
E khuda in dostho ko salamath rakhna
Warna dostho ki shaadi main dance karega koun|

Ye kehker again ek dostho ka dance kerva sakte hai.

7.

Ab dijiye Sali ka introduction

Waise tho aapki bahuth saari saaliya hai lekin main tho ek hi
hai, jise dekhker aap bahuth khush ho rahe hai aur soch rahe
hai ki saali tho aadhi gharwali hoti hai ,
lekin jayada khush math hoiye dulhejo kyuki hamari dulhan
soch rahi hai
DEVAR THO AADHA WARR HOTHA HAI

Saaliji bahuth khush hoker naach rahi hai kyuki "DI" ke chale
jaane se line ho jaayegi "Clear"
Aur chala jaayega "Fear
Kabja ho jaayega ab mera
Tere kamre pe tere kapdo pe
Raj karoogi pure ghar pe aur
Rok lag jaayegi hamaare jaghdo pe'

Ye bhi kah sakte hai

Sali is Beauty
Wife is Duty
Sali is Passion
Wife is Tension
Sali is cool
Wife is fool
Sali is Tuty fruity
Wife is Kismat futi
Sali is freshcake
Wife is Earth quake.

Is beech main ek aur dance kerva sakte hai.

8.

Ab saale ka parichay

Jaise ki aap sub jaante hai ki
Waise tho saari khudai ek taraf
aur joru ka bhai ek taraf


Cricket khelna mujhe hai pasand
per papa kehte hai ki PADH PADH PADH
T.V dekhna mujhe hai pasand
Per Mummy kahti hai ki CUT CUT CUT
Fighting kerna mughe hai pasand
Per didi kahthi hai aa mujse LAD LAD LAD
H ER EXAM KE BAAD ye khud kahtha ha
Exam abhi khatam nahi huee hai mere dosth
RE TEST abhi baaki hai

Phi ek Dance......

9.

Ab aap public se dulhe aur dulhan ka intro kerva sakte hai

Dulhan ko bachpan se cartoon dekhne ka bahuth shauk hai
shayad isiliye inke mummy papa jab ladka dekhne gaye tho
khub jaanch parakhker chun ke pasand kiye jisse ab dulhan
jindagi bhar cartoon ko miss na ker sake..
Aur jab dulhe ke maa papa ne ladki chuni tho unhe yaad aaya
ki hamare bete ko bachpan se bhuth preth ke serial pasand
aate hai tho ab aap hi sochiye unhone kya dekher ladki ko
chuna....


Wasi hamare ghar ki beti hai NO .1
School main bhi jo lathi thi NO.1
Sundertha main bhi jo lagthi hai NO.1
Kaam kaaj aur sanskaar main bhi jo NO.1
Khushkismath hai aap jo aapko mili hai
Hamaare ghar ki beti NO.1


Yahaa ek aur dance dikha sakte hai..

10.

Emotional commentry on beti

Betiya sagai hone ke baad apne papa se puchthi hai -- papa
kyu aapne apne beto ko apna naam diya kyu apni beti ko kyu
nahi.....
Bhai se puchthi hai--
Bhai bachpan se hum saath main khele saath main padhe ,
saath main khaye piye , masthi, dhamaal kiya phir kyu mujhe
is ghar se durr bhej rahe ho
Maa se puchthi hai--
Maa tune thoo mujhe janam diya , teri laadli hoo main maa ,
tere kaleje ka tukda hoo main maa phir aap muje apne ghar
se paraye ghar bhej rahi hai
Tub maa papa aur bhai kehte hai--
Beti ye tum kaisi baath ker rahi ho , Bachpan se teri shaadi ke
sapne sanjoye the Ab tho wo sapne pure kerne ke din aaye hai
, hame jeevan ka sabse bada daan kerna hai jo hai
KANYADAAN .
Aur beta ye tho duniya ki reet hai ki beti ko apne ghar bhejna
hee padtha hai beti tho parai amanath hothi hai, Ek na ek din
tho usee jaana hee padtha hai,
Aur tumhe tho ek nahi do do gharo ki maan maryada ko
sambhalna hai
Ek nahoi do do maa papa ki Kul ki Ijjath ko bhadana hai
HUm bhi ro ro ker tumhe khush hoker aashirwaad ke saath
vida kerna hai.............

Is tarah ye sangeet sandhya ke END kiya jaatha hai
Is emotional commentry ke baad mahoul relax kerne ke liye
Ek game rakh dijiye

11.

Game--

"Mr and Mrs Ilahabaad waale'" jub "Pratigya " ka "Pavitra
Ristha" leker "Gulaal" chantthe hue "Laaptaganj" pahunche
tho unki "Bahanee" boli "Baba aiso var dhundo" ki "Tarak
mehta bhi apne chasma ulta kerke dekhe" "Tere liye"
"Sathiya" yahaan "Main ghar ghar kheli" "Dance India
dance" main gai "Comedy circus" main bhi gai, aur
tum..."Sajan re jhoot math bolo "Tere mere sapne ek hoge
tabhi tho "Hamari devraani " aayegi warna "Krishna ben
khakkra wala" khakra banate banate "Master chef India"
main pahuch gaithi "C.I.D" bhi kuch nahi ker paayega aur
meri "Bidaai" rah jaayegi please ek baar keh do ki "Bath
hamari pakki hai" warna mera "Sasural gada phool" ki tarah
"Papad pol' ki tarah "Jhalak dhikla ja" kehta rahega, aur Log
kahenge-----------hmmm-----"YE kya ristha kehlata hai"...


Isme aap puchiye ki ye kya story hai
Ye serial ki story hai
Aur isme kitne serial ke naam hai...

12.

Thaliyo ke liye

Wo hoth kya jisme laali nahi
Wo upwan kya jisme maali nahi
Wo sasuraal kya jisme saali nahi
Aur wo mahfil kya jisme taali nahi


Lab surkh sharbathi ho jaaye
Gaalo per cha jaaye laaliya
aur is dance per ho jaaye jordaar Taliya

Bahaaro ki mahfil suhani rahegi
lab pe khusi ki kahani rahegi
chamakte rahege khushiyo ke ye sitare
agar aapki taaliyo ki meharbaani rahegi.


angeet Sandhya anchoring-------------------4

Hello,



Aaj jo sangeet ka anchoring main aapko batane jaa rahi
hu......usme ek nahi two anchor honge....agar wo husband and
wife ho tho phir is sangeet ko hit hone se koi nahi rok
saktha....

kuch is tarah se start kerenge.....



Male anchor--



Aaj sunitha ki sangeeth main aap sabka swagath hai aur hum
is sangeeth ki shuruaath kerne jaa rahe hai............



Female anchor---



Aise kaise aap mere bagair sangeet shuru kerwa sakte hai?



Male anchor--



Aaree tum ....tum yahaa kya ker rahi ho... tum to apne bhai ke
bete ki shaadi main jaane wali thi yahaa kyu aa gai ....tumhe
yahaa kisine bulaya bhi nahi...



Female anchor



Accha .......tho tumhe mera yaha aana accha nahi laga waise
ek baath batha du main aapko ki main bhi is parivaar ki bahu
hu....mujhe meri jethani ne phone kiya tha ki tum nahi aai tho
sangeeth kaise hoga issiliye main aai hu aur main apne
mayake se jyada sasuraal ka , sasuraal ke function ka ,aur
apne logo ka dhayaan rakhthi hum......hmmmmm tum nahi
samjoge...

ab main aa gai hum tho sangeeth chalu kiya jaaye......



1. Ganesh vandana song.....



Male anchor---



Isse pehle ki wo wapas aa jaaye main agla dance pesh kerna
chahunga.....

puchegi tho abhi ek hi gaana huaa hai kah doonga

thali bajaaker swagath kijiye baccho ka

jise dekh pasine chutenge ache accho ke...



2.Baccho ka koi bhi remix song[dance].....



Female anchor



Aap tho jaante hai ki duniya main dosthi jaise pyari koi cheej
nahi ..

Jindagi jindagi nahi agar life main koi majedaar story nahi..



3. Friends ka dance...



Male anchor



Ab jo aapke samne aa rahe hai unka kehna hai ki shadi
mathlab....



S = shanthi bhang

h= himmath khatam

a = aajadi samapth

d = dimaag kharaab

i = imthihaan chalu...

Kyu sahi hai na""?



Female anchor



Ekdum sahi hai .....ye jo bhi aapne sunaya ye pura ka pura
kissa aap purusho pe lagu hotha per hamaare tho ladkiyo ke
tho maje hi maje hote hai....



4. koi bhi dance



Female anchor



Ab bahuth luka chipi ka khel ho gaya ...kuch kaam ki baath ki
jaaye

hone wali dulhan ko dulhe ke pariwaar se milaya jaaye...

kyu kya kehte ho?



Male anchor



Bilkul sahi baath ki hai tumne....



Kuch alag andaaj se hamari dulhan ko unke hone wale
sasuraal walo se milaya jaaye..

Jinke baare main jaankari hone se wo khud ko khusi khusi is
pariwaar ka hissa bana paaye...Milayege milayenge is ek
dance ke baad.....



5.Dulhe ki mummy se dance kerwa dijiye....



Male and female anchor



Abhi abhi jo dance aapne dekha inko tho aap pehchhanthi
hogi {dulhan ki taraf ishara kerte hue]



Ji aapki saas hai ye ...lagthi nahi hai ji haa wo tho khud ek
bahu lagthi hai per ab saas banne wali hai aur kithna acha
naachthi hai hai na nachathi bhi accha hai....



Tatedo ka ped hai jinki shakhaye door door tak faily hui hai

Aaj agar Dollar baraste hai inke ghar per

Tho sanskaar aur shiksha inhi ki dee hui hai

pariwaar ko aise baadh ker rakha hai jaise

Ek dhaage main kai maala piroi hui hai.....





6. Ab kaka aur kaki sasur se dance kerwa dijiye....



Male or Female anchor or both together--



Rahna ,khana,peena unka hai passion

na hi dete aur na hi lete hai ye koi tension

her kaam ka pehle se hee ker lete preperation

maan kerthi hai unka tho her generation

ye sab tho hoga he because of education.......



7. Agar ek aur kaka sasur ho tho unse dance kerwa dijiye....



Anchor



Rajasthan jaana ho ya paana ho koi bhi ticket urgent..

Dont worry be happy kyuki railway main hai inke bahuth
saare friend

Agar na ho rahe aapka reservation confirm

ker dijiye raju bhai ko ek phone ...



Raju bhai ab aap ke phone pe phone aane wale hai.....aapki
publicity maine ker di hai thoda hamara bhi dhayaan
rakhna......



8. bhua saas ka dance ...



Anchor



Bahuth khushkismath hai ye aur milantha ki bhi inme kami
nahi..

Ithne khule dil ke hai bhuaa saas aur sasur ki khusi baat dete
hai per gum kisiko nahi

Agar sasuraal main rahne aa jaaye tho dekhker aisa lage

"Beti tho beti hai' jamaisa kisi beto se kam nahi..........



9.Nanad aur nandoi ka dance.



Anchor...



Beti hai iss ghar ki naam kiya hai roshan jaaker sasuraal..

Apne rang main hi apni betiyo ko bhi diya hai dhaal..

Sirf inka hee nahi isme hai jamaisha ka bhi kamaal..............



10.Devar ka dance....



Anchor.



Kehavath hai ki saali aadhi gharwali hothi haiper

aajkal tho devar aadha var hotha hai......

Bunty bhai bahuth khush hai kyuki unki line clear ho gai
hai......aur unki mummy ne tho ladki bhi dekhni shuru ker di
hai.....per bunty bhai kahte hai ....oh teri tho....

Aisi waise nahi main tho ......tumhaarri hi perchaii laaunga....





11. dulhe aur dulhan ka dance....



Inka parichay hum aap ko nahi de sakthe ...inka dance
dekhker hi aap sub samaj gaye honge ki inki taarif main kuch
bhi kehna samunder se paani nikalne ke baraber hoga ...

sach main aapka dance hum sabne dil thamker dekha
hai..........





12.Pure pariwaar aur friends ka saath main dance.......



Game..



Is sangeeth sandhya main kahi bhi beech main jaise dance
ready na ho tho kuch game khe sakthe hai jaise ki....

Public main se kisiko bhi bula didjiye aur unse ek minute
main" MAIN PAAGAL HOO'

bulwaye..Jo ek minute main sabse jyada bole wo jeete....



Jahaan bhi Anchoring hai waha male aur female baari baari
se bol sakte hai....



Aakhir main sabko dandiya ke liye invite ker dijiye..........



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