kabhi kehte the dost hamare ke Pyaar ke jaam ko aise na piyo,

“jaan bhi maango to hazir hai”, ke Adha piya aur adha chod diya
Aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehte hai , Yaron yeh pyaar hai pyaar
aur maango to inkaar karte hain Nahin koi Vim Bar
Jo thodasa lagaya aur bas hogaya.......!!
Bewafa Tum Ho To Wafadaar Hum Bhi Nahi,
Besharam Tum Ho To Sharmile Hum Bhi Nahi, Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Pyaar Ke Is Mode Par Aake Kehte Ho Shadishuda Ho Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
To Kya Hua Darling…Kunware Hum Bhi Nahin! Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!
The night is dark, the moon is high,
I stop my car, u ask why? Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
I come close to u, u feel shy, Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
I tell u those three magical words…. Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Hye La, Puncture!!! Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai

Suraj Hua Madham , chand bhi chalne laga, Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,
mein thehra raha, zamin chalne lagi, sajna kya yehi pyaar hai ?? ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
Nalayak, yeh pyar nahi EARTHQUAKE hai ! BHAAG pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein
rakh lun..phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga!!!
Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho.....
Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho..... Mere marne ke baad mere doston,
Kitni aasani se Jaan le lete ho..... yu aansoo na bahana,
Kisi ne sikhaya hai... ya bachpan se hi kamine ho ? Agar meri yaad aaye to,
sidhe upar chale aana!!
ab Jab tum angdai lete ho dam hamara nikal jata hai.
Aye Jalim Deodrant lagane me tumharey bap ka kya jata hai ?! Boond boond paani tapka...
boond boond paani tapka,
tuhaar chehraa moti samaan .. TAPAK TAPAK
tuhaar chehraa moti samaan...
moti hamaar kutte ka naam!! Tumsa koi dusara jameen par hua
to rab se sikayat hogi....
Tu chandramukhi main surajmukhi, Ek to jehlla nahi jata
tu mujhse dukhi main tujhse dukhi. dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!
Chatt se chhalang laga de,
phir tu bhi sukhi, main bhi sukhi.

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Taza Hawa ka Jhoka Aaya... Tumne mere tan se khela,
Khushbu teri sath laya... tumne mere dhan se khela,
Phir mere dil me khayal aaya... tumne mere man se khela,
Ke Lagta hai ki... Well played,
Aaj bhi TU... Well played, well played..!!!
Nahin 'NAHAYA'.....
PERFUME LAGAYA.. Khidki se dekha to raastey pe koi nahin tha,
Khidki se dekha to raastey pe koi nahin tha,
Idhar kuda hai, udar khuda hai, Raaste pe jaake dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha
jidar dekho udar khuda hai,
idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichhaa deta hoon Woh
jidhar nahi khuda hai....udhar kal khudega! jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke notebichhaa deta hoon Uske jaane
ke baad woh sab note utha leta hoon..
koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........ Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........ Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
neuclear power ka jamaana hai, bomb se udaa do saale ko..... Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain
tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge,
tere dar pe sanam hazar baar aayenge..... Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
ghanti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge !! Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha
Unho ne phool phenka..gamla bhi saath tha!! Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii....
Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya Fiteh Mooh...Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!
Tumhari saheli ko dekha to doosra khyal aaya!!
Yeh mat sochna ki hum bhool jayenge tuemhe,
Heer kahe Raanjhe se,
Door rehkar bhi hamesha chahenge tumhe,
O Sun Mere raanjhnaa!
Agar Dost bankar raas na aaye to
Heer kahe Raanjhe se,
Bhoot bankar darayenge tumhe.
O Sun Mere Raanjhnaa!
Jhuthe bartanon Ko Tum,
Ragad- Ragad Kar Maanjhnaa!

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Umeedo ki manjil toot gayi Haath mein takat hai to Tajmahal ko hila kar dekh...
aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi Warna..Aa baith ke do peg whiskey maar
are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi aur Tajmahal ko hilta hua dekh...
jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi
Na woh inkar karti hai na o ikrar karti hai,
Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se, kambakt mere hi sapno me aake mere dost se pyr karti hai
toh hum madhosh ho gaye,
Par jab pata chala ki unki nazare hi tirchhi hai, wah re gandhi kaise chali teri andhi ,
toh hum behosh ho gaye... wah re gandhi kaise chali teri andhi
aaya tha longot main
Jale ko aag kehte hai, pahoonch gay paanch soo ki note main
Bujhe ko khak kehte hai.
Aapme jo cheez missing hai, Batoon mein jiski rawani nahi hai,
usiko to dimag kehte hai. Usay kabhi Jillat uthani nahi hai,
Yeh chehray par jo tu dekhta hai,
kaun kambakhat pita hai jine ke liye, Woh powder hai Jawani nahi hai.
kaun kambakhat pita hai marne ke liye ,
hum tao pite hai kayuki chita bhi pita hai. Tum door sahi majboor sahi,
par yaad tumhari aati hai,
Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega... Jab saans wahan par leti ho
Chand lamhon mein exam aa jayega... toh badboo yahaan par aati hai.
Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line padh lo...
Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvayega Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi,
Ladke bhi unke saath the..
Ai mere kadardan, Dost meri Jaan, Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya...HUMARI MAANGE
Tum hamesha rahoge hattekhatte nawjawan Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDHUR SE BHARO....
kyounki.... Khuda meherbaan to Gadha PAHELWAAN
Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana... Durakht ke
tumhari aankhon mein ye kya sama hai paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana...
tumhari aankhon mein ye kya sama hai Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana
kya tikh se dhoya nahi kitna kichad jama hai
om gilli gilli chu mantar kali kalantar abra ka dabra..
Pyaar karo to Ek se Karo, Noticed any change in u? No!
Ho sake to kisis nek se karo, tantrik theek kehta tha.Bandar par ye jadu nahin hota...?
Jab tak na mile Saccha Dildar,
Kam se KAm Try to har Ek par Karo...!

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Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se, Sitaron ke aage bhi koi jahan hoga,
Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se.... jo na dekha kabhi wo sama hoga,
Ki saala ek din macchar hi utha le gaya charpai se..... uus jahan ke sare hasin nazaro ki kasam,
aap sa kamina dost dusra kanha hoga..
Kitne haseen hai aap,khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaya karo.... Aankhon
mein chashma lagana hi kafi nahi, Jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye
Gale mein nimbu mirchi bhi latkaya karo.... husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye
hum izhar karne me thode dhile ho gaye
Chand pe kali ghata to aati to hogi, AUR UNKE HATH PEEL HO GAYE.
Sitaaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi.
Tum laakh chupao duniya se magar, Khud ko kar buland itna ki HIMALAYA ki choti pe ja pahunche,
Akele me tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to hogi.... Khud ko kar buland itna ki HIMALAYA ki choti pe ja pahunche,
khud khuda bhi bande se puchhe...
Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega, "Abe gadhe ab utrega kese".
Dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega.
Khuda salamat rakhe tumhe tum aa gaye ho ,
Varna bandar ki tarah uchal-kood kaun karega.... noor aa gaya hai
chalo teeno movie dekne chalen
Aapke hi charche har gali mein hain,
Har ladki ke dil mein aapke liye pyar hai. Gum woh cheez hai.
Ye koi chamtkar nahi,Time hi aisa hai... Gum woh cheez hai.
kyonki kuch hi dino me RAKHI ka tyohaar hai... Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hai.

Khat likh raha hoon khoon se, lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne
Siahi mat sanajhna. lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne
Khat likh raha hoon khoon se, yahan likhana mana hai.
Siahi mat samajhna.
Kisi mariz ka SAMPLE liya tha Mera mat samajhna. woh sadak ke is paar thi
hum sadak ke us par the
har khushi koe teri taraf moor doon. kuch hum aage badhe,
tery leye chand tarey tak toor doon. kuch voh aage badhi
khushiyun k darwazeytery ley khol doon.. hum kuch aur aage badhe,
itna kafi hai ya doe char or jhoot bole doon voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi
ab hum sadak ke us par the,
Gul gaye gulshan gaye, gul ke patte rah gaye, aur voh sadak ke is par thi
saare shayar mar gaye , padhne wale rah gaye

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kaaash ke tere chehre par Chickenpox ke daag hote. Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi,
kaaash ke tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote. hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,
chand to tu hai hi sitaare bhee saaath hote Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho, ??
hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.
Chandni agar chaand se hogi
to sitaron ka kya hoga, Suraj se achha Tara koi nahi,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi t Jaisa hai Rishta humaraa dusraa koi nahi!
o hazaron ka kya hoga. Chahe saari duniyaa me dhund lo;
Mere jaisa Pyaraa, aur Tere jaisa Aawaraa aur koi nahi!!
takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon tuhaar chehraa moti samaan ..
lekin mumtaz nahi marti tuhaar chehraa moti samaan...
moti hamaar kutte ka naam
Maine tumhare yadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar di
Magar tum itne bewafa nikle, ki naha ke chal di Aapki smile ne sara jahan hila diya,
Aapki smile na sara jahan hila diya...
Hum Baar Baar Tere Dar pe Aayenge... Coma sa jage mariz ko dara ke phir se sula diya....
Hum Baar Baar Tere Dar Pe AAyenge ...
Ghanti Bajaynge aur Bhaag Jaayenge Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota
Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti,
teri julf hai ya raat ka andhera, Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati
teri julf hai ya raat ka andhera, shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!
ho ja GANJI kar de sawera
Bhagwan ke naam pe 1 patni dede...
wafa tumme hai, Apni nahi toh dusre ki dede...
to bewafa hum bhi nahi Bhagwan tujhe 1 kay badle3 dega
haya tumme hai, Anurag ki tarah Prerna kay saath Aparna aur komolika free dega
to behaya hum bhi nahi
pyar ke aakhri mod par aakar kehte ho Baithe tere khayalon mein,
ki hum shaadi-shuda hai, Kore kagaz pe likh dala tera naam...
par jaate-jaate sunte jao Tasvir bhi utaar dali,Aur likha yeh paigam...
ke kuware hum bhi nahin............. Zinda ya Murda pakdnewale ko 5000/- inaam...

Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua, Bewafa sanam se to cigrattee achi hai,
Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua, Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua, Bewafa sanam se to cigrattee achi hai,
Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua Dil jalati hai, par hoto se to lagti hai

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Jab tum aaine ke pass aate ho Jisko dil diya woh Dilli chali gayi,
to aaina kehta hai,”Beautiful Beautiful.”j Jisko pyar kiya woh Paris chali gayi,
ab tum door jate ho Dil ne kaha khudkhushi kar le,
to aaina kehta hai Aprilfool Aprilfool!! Plug mein ungli daali to bijli chali gayi.

Macchar ne jo kata... dil main mere junoon tha. Botal chhupa do kafan mein, kabar mein piya karunga,
Khujli hui itni... dil be sukoon tha. jab mangega hisab khuda to peg bana ke diya karunga
Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki....
sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha Woh chham chham karke aayee
Aur chham chham karke chalee gayee
Jaise lohe ko loha kaat ta hai, Main sindoor ka dibba lekar khada raha
zehar ko zehar kaat ta hai, Woh Rakhee bandh ke chalee gayee.
Heere ko heera kaat ta hai,
Waise hiee ek din tumko kutta katega.... Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi joshh ke sath !
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi shhor ke sath !
Ek aap ho ki sharmate bahut ho, ab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath
Ek aap ho kii itrate bhi bahut ho. Kyon ki use kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath
Dil to karta hai ki aapko Dinner pe ley jayein,
Kambakht ek aap ho ki khaate bhi bahut ho Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Yaad hai wo pal jab hum pehli baar mile they... Lifeboy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan
Train ruki khidki khuli...Nazron se nazrein mili wah! wah! wah! wah!
aur aap ne kaha …..
Allah ke naam pe kuch de de baba.... Maine tujhse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
Maine tujhse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
Safar lamba hai dost banate rahiye , Sin theta by cos theta is equal to tan theta
Dil mile na mile haath badate rahiye. wah! wah! wah! wah!
Taj na banaiye costly padega
Har taraf Mumtaj banate rahiye... Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main
100-100 ke note bichata hoon
Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi, Woh chaali jati hai tab uthaa leta hoon
jhom ke barsa sawan teri yaad ayi,
bhiga main phir bhee teri yaad ayi, Sheeshi bhari gulab ki, phatthar se phor doon
ab nahin raha jata, CHATRI LAUTA DE BHAI... Pant wali mil jaye, to ghanghre wali ko chor doon

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Tajmahal kya cheez hai, Sharaab ek bemari hai jo es samaaj barbaad kar rahi hai.........
isse badi imarat banaunga, Aao milke kasam khaye ke es bemari ko khatam kar dengae....
Mumtaz toh marke dafan hui thi, Ek bottle tum khatam karna, baki hum kar dengae...............
tuzhe toh mein zinda dafnaunga.
Ae Khuda.......
Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman so raha hai; Agar tujme dum hai .... to Taj Mahal Ko Hila ke dekh....
Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman so raha hai; Agar tujme dum hai .... to Taj Mahal Ko Hila ke dekh....
Nonsense! yeh sab kya ho raha hai? Aagar Na Hila saka To mere paas beth aur do ghunt pi.
Fir Tajmahal ko hilta hua dekh.................
Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Paas gaya. to bheeg gaya. Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge
maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai
Woh chumle ek baar to aati nahi neend, bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge
unki mithee awaaz mei hi..raat jati hai beet,
Ishi liye kahta hoo yaro, Woh bhi kya haseen din hua karte the,
yeh risk na uthao, Jab hum hasino se gale mila karte the.
Kachua jalao macchar bhagao. Ye un dino ki baat hai
jab hum "DO SAAL" ke hua karte the.
Ek kami thi vo bhi aaj puri ho gayi,
Dekha tujhe to rooh meri khushk ho gayi, auron ke liye kharaab sahi
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte yuhee hai, hamare liye to zindagi banti hai
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi sau ghamon ke nichadne ke bad to
ek khatra sharaab banti hai !!!!!
Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi Dil Ka Dard Dil Tor Dene wale Kya Jaane,
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi, Pyaar Ke Rivajoon Ko Zamana Kya Jaane,
Bartan Lelo Bartan.... Hoti Hai Kitni Takleef Ladki Patane Mein,
Ye Ghar Pe Baitha Ladki Ka Baap Kya Jaane !!!
Woh hamari gali me aaye...
Woh hamari gali me aaye... Peeta tha toh usne chhuda diya apni kasam dekar,
Woh hamari gali me aaye... mehfil mein gaya to dosto ne pilaya uski kasam dekar
Aur chillake bole.....Paper Raddi wala !!!!!
Gul Gaye Gulshan Gaye, Gul Ke Patte Rah Gaye
Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per Sare Shayair Mar Gaye, Tum Ullu Ke Pathe Rah Gaye
Sadqey jaoon tumhari patli kamar per

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Dharti so rahi hai Aasman so raha hai pyaar key sitarey jab gardish mein hotey hai,
Dharti so rahi hai Aasman so raha hai laila ghar mein aur majno jail mein hotey hai.
Nonsense! yeh sab kya ho raha hai?
aap ki yaad me maine kalam utha hi liya.
Dibbe pe dibbe, dibbe pe dibbe kagaz per aap ki tasveer banai.
Dibbe pe dibbe, dibbe pe dibbe socha tha ki dil se laga kar rakhenge.
DIBBE pe dibbe, DIBBE PE dibbe per wo to bachho(child)ko darane ke kaam aai.
Are wah, kya balance!
Jab kisi ki taraf dil jhukne lage..
Tum har raat mere khwabon mein aao, Baat aakar zubaan par rukne lage...
Tum har raat mujhe yuunhi satao, to..to,,......to,,,,
Melody khao khud jaan jao......... Vicks ki goli lo khich kich dur karo,.

kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai jis ke dil main dard ho usse dildar khete hain...
kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai ... jis ke sir main dard ho usse sardar khete hain..
ke kyon kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai??
pehle hum nashe me shaam guzaara karte the.
Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye ek din shaam nashe me thi, aur hum guzar gaye
Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,
iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye woh aaye the kabr par diya bujha ke chale gaye
baki bacha tha jo tel, vo sir pe laga ke chale gaye
Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi.......
Dooor se dekhaaa.. to kuchh dikha nahi...... Dil mein unhe basaayaa apni jaano banake,
Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi bewafa kisi aur ke saath chaldiya hume maamoo banake.

Dharti, taarey, pahaad, pathar Idhar kuda hai, udar khuda hai,
Dharti, taarey, pahaad, pathar...... jidar dekho udar khuda hai,
Ekhathar, bahathar, chauhathar ! idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai
jidhar nahi khuda hai....udhar kal khudega!
Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe pita
Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe pita Tumsa koi dusara jameen par hua
Tan ki shakti, man ki shakti, Bournvita to rab se sikayat hogi....
Ek to jehlla nahi jata
takayak ,takalluf ka ye talaab he dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!
jaaane is sher ka kya matalab hai

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Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya shayad mere pyar ko taste
Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya karna bhool gaye
Tumhari saheli ko dekha to doosra khyal aaya!! dil sey aisa cut kiya
ke paste karna bhool gaye
Zamaane ne humko deewana bana diya,
zamaane ne humko deewana bana diya, Tere Leyae Chasma Pahenta hu,
banna tha jiska baap uska mama bana diya. Chasma Pahenta Hu To Dekhte Nahi,
Tere Leyae Chasma Pahenta hu,
Ai deevane tera hosh kidhar hai... Chasma Pahenta Hu To Dekhte Nahi,
Haddiyan to idhar hain tera gosht kidhr hai Chasma Utaarta Hu To Dikhtee Nahi.

Main seedhe jaa raha thha ankh sey ankh mila meri rani
Main seedhe jaa raha thha ankh sey ankh mila meri rani
Main seedhe jaa raha thha teri baiee ankh kaneee
Morh aaya murh gaya to meri daiee ankh kaneee

Pajama ne Kaha Dhoti Se, Kaun kehte hain ke budhe ishq nahi karte,
Bane Hum Tum Ek Hi Dhage Se, kaun kehte hain ke budhe ishq nahi karte,
Pajama Ne Kaha Dhoti Se, budde ishq to karte hain
Bane Hum Tum Ek Hi Dhage Se, par koi unpe shak nahi karte.
Farq sirf itna hai ke Tum khulti aage Se, Aur Main Peeche Se.

Gin mein basi Janki,

Rum mein basae Ram,
Desi mein basae Vishna,
Whisky mein Hanumaan,
Kis-Kis ka tyaad kare hum,
Har bottle mein Bhagwaan

draupadi ka vastraharan
dushysan ko pada barii
draupadi ka vastraharan
dushysan ko pada barii
sari pe sari
parag sari

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