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This document contains several short quotes and sayings about relationships between husbands and wives, mothers and children, and generations. Some of the key ideas expressed are: that every mother thinks their child is perfect; that a man's dreams include being as handsome as his mother thinks and as rich as his child believes; and that a husband is like the liver relying on the wife as kidney for support.

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Facts

This document contains several short quotes and sayings about relationships between husbands and wives, mothers and children, and generations. Some of the key ideas expressed are: that every mother thinks their child is perfect; that a man's dreams include being as handsome as his mother thinks and as rich as his child believes; and that a husband is like the liver relying on the wife as kidney for support.

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There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.

There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it.

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Three dreams of a man:

To be as handsome as his mother thinks.

To be as rich as his child believes.

To have as many women as his wife suspects...

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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is the liver & wife the kidney.

If the liver fails, the kidney fails. If the kidney fails, the liver manages with other
kidney.

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Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne denge.

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What's the diff between Dava & Daru?

Dava is like a girlfriend, that comes with an expiry date and

Daru is like a wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

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Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?

Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or
wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai.

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The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed
it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!




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