The “chiriakhana (zoo)” of angel investors The Angel investor ecosystem WA is abuzz with debates about Vinod Khosla’s recently made statement that 90% investors add no value to their investment and 70% detract value. They inspired the title from the legendary director Satyajit Ray’s old thriller movie about the idiosyncrasies of a highly heterogeneous group of people in one contained colony… aka the angel investment ecosystem. Here’s my take on the different types of Angel investors. Any resemblance to anyone specific in my angel networks is, of course, purely coincidental if not totally unintended. 1. The “Divine angels”- they are the God’s gift to founders - those who strike up a close relationship with founders and get involved on a regular basis from making connects, to brainstorming ideas to being an agony aunt/uncle. They are a rare breed. 2. The “main bhi CEO”s- these are the ultra intrusive folks who gun for 100% credit of success, 0% of failure with 5 % of effort. Founders suffer them due to SHA constraints before being compelled to rudely refuse the persistent advances. 3. The “impact players” - these investors only get deeply active during critical events like fund raises, big business pivots etc. Founders may dislike them when challenged but sometimes grudgingly respect them post facto. 4. The “main bhi angel”s - they are typically the victims of peer pressure in funding someone familiar with a “change the world” story, usually having to write those initial (mis)adventures off and retreating into inactivity before falling again for FOMO. Failed founders, if contactable, have to deal with their “how could this happen” lament. 5. The “equal opportunity” investors - blessed with large corpuses they invest in anything that sounds interesting … law of averages inevitably catches up with them. Founders love them as much for the money as for their indifference. 6. The “probability punters” - they follow their own versions of optimum portfolio size aspiring to improve the abysmal probability of success by leveraging multiple levels of curation through experts and platform processes in addition to their own instincts. They may wear the hats of “impact players” and “divine angels” for a few of their investments. 7. The “Shashi Tharoor” investors - typically tenured large company professionals who have ill adjusted to the start up ecosystem…they attempt to apply mega businesses idioms to fledging startups leading to incredulous founders and co investors. 8. The “consultant uninvestor” - they love the sound of their own voices and on angel platforms typically ask questions which are longer than the answers and, unsurprisingly, find very few ventures worthy of investing in. Many angel investors are like chameleons.. they can change their colours for different founders. But all of them are convinced that they are at least always in the 30% and on a good day in the 10% as per Mr. Khosla’s definitions. We are all exceptions.
I am sure that some people’s reading this post will have their ego’s hurt. But it’s very descriptive and closer to the truth.
Shantanu Ghosh, sir, you have a real knack for combining sarcasm, humor, wit, and reality.
Shantanu Ghosh, your insightful exploration of the angel investor landscape is both enlightening and entertaining! Your ability to capture the nuances of each archetype demonstrates a deep understanding of the ecosystem. Here's to your continued impact as a growth partner and angel investor, navigating the 'chiriakhana' with wisdom and resilience!
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Shantanu - as always, specific points wrapped in captivating verbal wit. Spot on with your tag name....
Good one - as always, enjoy reading your perspective Shantanu
Point blank, straight to the point, covered all the corners....Great read.
Amazing reflections as usual. Thank God for Angels and agree with Mr. Khosla wholeheartedly.
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9moWelcome to the "Chiriakhana (Zoo)" of angel investors, where each specimen boasts its own peculiar traits. From the Divine Angels showering founders with heavenly guidance to the 'Main Bhi CEOs' hogging credit faster than you can say 'startup,' it's a carnival of characters. Witness the Impact Players swooping in for the grand entrance, or the Equal Opportunity Investors sprinkling money like confetti, all while secretly praying for miracles. And let's not forget the Shashi Tharoor investors, lost in a labyrinth of corporate jargon, bewildering founders with their misplaced wisdom. Oh, and how could we overlook the Consultant Uninvestors, masters of verbosity and scarce discernment? Yes, they're all convinced they're part of the elite 10% on their best days, but hey, who's counting? After all, in this zoo, we're all exceptional... or so we like to believe.