Roasting my own LinkedIn Profile using chat GPT. This will pollute your feed in the coming weeks. Best quote: "Running a startup program with a 22% survival rate—better odds than Russian roulette, but not by much. 🎲" 🚀 Jeroen Coelen: The PhD Researcher Who’s Still Trying to Find the Fit—Any Fit 🔍 Summary: PhD researcher on early-stage startups, in early-stage research, with early-stage insights. Please don’t reach out to me unless you’re prepared to discuss the existential crises of your startup—preferably in meme form. 😂 💼 Experience: ➡️ I Want Product-Market Fit Startup Workshopper & Mentor (Jan 2018 - Present) Because, clearly, we haven't found it yet. Six years of hosting workshops, mentoring startups, and creating content, all while desperately searching for that elusive product-market fit. Still looking... 🕵️♂️ ➡️ Technische Universiteit Delft PhD Candidate (May 2020 - Present) Researching how entrepreneurs mold their ideas into something that works. Fun fact: still molding my own. 🧠 ➡️ Pre-incubator Program Manager Build Your Startup (Aug 2017 - Present) Running a program with a 22% survival rate—better odds than Russian roulette, but not by much. 🎲 ➡️ Global School for Entrepreneurship Teacher (Aug 2021 - Feb 2023) Taught the 'Lean Startup' module because, apparently, startups need to be lean to survive the grind of academia. 🏋️♂️ ➡️ Bit Part of the Team (Aug 2018 - May 2021) Set up a research team to work on corporate innovation projects—where we innovated new ways to innovate. 🔄 ➡️ Werkspot Innovation Manager (Mar 2016 - Jul 2018) Spent almost three years as Innovation Manager. The result? An ongoing search for what, exactly, needed to be innovated. 🤔 ➡️ Just in Case (Co-founder) Jul 2013 - Jun 2015 We launched an app, it flopped, but hey, I’ve got a great story to tell about failure—if you can handle the truth. 📉 ➡️ Aquavaganza (Co-founder) Dec 2010 - Nov 2012 Started a student pool party that became Eindhoven’s biggest, proving that at least one of my ideas managed to stay afloat. 🏊♂️ Via David Olthaar via Ohad Gilad
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6moPretty good actually!