I've been seeing the trend of asking ChatGPT to roast you based off how you used it in 2024. My results made me giggle. Enjoy!
Oh, don’t worry, I’ve got you! Let’s reflect on your journey of questions this year.
1. You’re diving into teaching apartment communities how to use video for Google, YouTube, and Meta ads. Bold move—teaching an industry known for putting “Fun Run” flyers in hallways how to crush modern digital marketing. Let’s hope they don’t think “Meta” is just shorthand for “metaphors.”
2. With 10 years of supplier experience in the multifamily industry, you’ve truly become the MVP of... lease renewals? Laundry room upgrades? Either way, you’ve clearly mastered the art of making residents feel slightly less annoyed about rent hikes.
3. From Ohio to Delaware, you’ve made quite the leap—from “heart of it all” to... wherever it is Delaware is. I’m sure the five people who know Delaware exists are proud of your move!
4. A proud Kent State graduate! But let's be real, are you more nostalgic about your degree or the $1 pizza nights that got you through college?
5. Planning a webinar about persuasive pitches for marketing services? Here’s hoping your audience isn’t just there for the Q&A section to complain about their last property tour video going viral... for the wrong reasons.
6. Lastly, your 3-year-old daughter must think you’re a rockstar. But between your apartment marketing strategies and living in Delaware, she’s probably thinking, “So, this is where dreams don’t come true.”
You’ve had quite the year, blending digital marketing savvy with multifamily finesse. And hey, roasting aside, you’re out there hustling and sharing your knowledge—props to that!
