The Feral Woman

Perhaps having run the lesbo thing into the ground, Bree Mills has been making boy/girl filler for her Canadian employers using the Pretty Dirty label, and I've yet to see a winner from that subdivision of Gamma. For this hodge-podge, veteran pornographer Craven Moorehead, who directed many a gonzo effort years back, is elevated from cameraman to the director's chair and does a lousy job.

"The Feral Woman" is a two-part saga taking up half the video, and amounting to a very weak riff on Francois Truffaut's classic "Wild Child". One suspects that many pornographers went to film school, and so it's not surprising that classic movies taught in class would stick in the minds of both grads and drop-outs, but Craven does very little with the material.

Crew member Billy Visual (often in non-sex cameos) from the child-care agency drops off little Gina Valentina with a couple (tattooed Nina Elle and Seth Gamble) to care for. She's been found in the woods and is utterly wild, grunting constantly, semi-violent and with scraggly hair. They did clean her up, so when the sexual threesome commences (rather quickly, as Craven doesn't like to dawdle on set-up or plot) the fans get to see sexy porn. If this subject matter had been assigned to say Jim Powers of great "Perverted Stories" video fame, we would have gotten some down & dirty action instead with mud or dirty makeup abounding, and it would have made for a more interesting video.

Valentina provides plenty of energy for the sex scene, but if I were her I wouldn't put "The Feral Woman" on my resume.

The other two short subjects rounding out the video are yawners. Currently instant superstars Elsa Jean and Alexis Fawx team up in "Boyfriend Bait", vying for the affections of big-dicked youngster (on loan from Brazzers skits) Jessy Jones. He didn't earn the affection of producer Bree Mills apparently, as his name is misspelled in the credits. Of course, this is a step-mother segment, a genre Mills ran into the ground already at least a year ago.

"Dad, I'm Not a Virgin" is a title that certainly steers us into Mills' favorite crypto-incest genre. Tommy Gunn is the daddy, easily seduced by Alex Grey, a beauty who is gaining far better roles than this lousy assignment.