Your Hot Mom

I devoutly prefer Bluebird Films' British content features to its many (gotta pay the bills) made in Chatsworth videos, and this loser is among the latter. Title telegraphs MILF time, with this 2010 edition made during the industry's feeding frenzy with the topic.

Lip service is paid to the literal title, as most of the five vignettes have some convoluted connection via "best friend" between the MILF and her male prey. Actresses are all sexy and well-cast but the entire edifice devolves into wall-to-wall sex filler under the untalented hands of filmmakers who for some unknown reason drape themselves in Americana using the monikers Marc Twain and Martha Washington.

No surprise that the finale stars Dane Cross, the uncrowned prince of the MILF genre. He's made over 100 MILF videos and is still at it even though 32 years old now. Here he stammers and hasn't a clue how to play his scene, other than to succumb to the admirably feminine and dominant wiles of Tanya Tate. This segment is titled "'ello Mum!" by the Bluebird staff back in London. Too bad Marc and Martha never hired a scriptwriter.

India Summer, who has paid her bills quite nicely as perhaps the cinema world's only flat-chested MILF (Adult filmmakers treat big breasts as synonymous with MILF status), exchanging dull & clichéd improvised banter with Rocco Reed before humping him.

Devon Lee handily takes home breast in show when she puts it to clueless Danny Wylde and Diamond Foxxx kills time on screen with Bill Bailey while gazing at the camera as if Antonio Adamo had taken over the director's chair by force.

My favorite of the bunch, Rayveness, almost saves the day with her seductive sexiness, but unfortunately for me the object of her affections is stolid superstar James Deen -about as interested in this project as going over his taxes with his personal accountant.