Real Housewives Volume 04

The poorly titled new distributor "British Milf Enertainment" had better find a new bandwagon once the still-topical MILF craze abates, but in the meantime this 4th volume in its housewife series is satisfying. Actually, the Killergram-spin off label has fudged the concept right from the git-go: this video and its sisters have nothing to do with stay at home moms whatsoever.

Yes, if you'll pardon the pun this is all about working girls. Familiar Brit porn actresses getting it on with anonymous big dicks, the men not even credited for this one at all. With five vignettes and six gals that means a lesbian hook-up, well played by the wonderful blonde Victoria Summers paired with Lola Lyx.

Biggest name is Ava Dalush, elegant as ever in maintaining her niche as one of the most successful actresses to split her workload between Chatsworth and British/Continental assignments. The guys were a challenge for me to identify, though Luke Hotrod was obviously the hero of Alyssa Divine's segment, given his distinctive tattoos, facial hair and convenient (she plays a groupie to his rock star) prowess with a guitar. A previous segment presented an even more heavily tattooed gentleman, probably Dean Van Damme.

Incidentally, the toughest thing to swallow here is the emphasis on "real British housewives". I don't know what rock the filmmakers think we consumers are hiding under but since when are big (and middle-range) names like Ava Dalush and Jasmine Jae supposed to be accepted by us as amateur talent? I guess it's all part of the Vince McMahon WWF/WWE-ization of popular culture -we're supposed to play "let's pretend" at all times.