Mrs. Brown's Boys D'Movie (2014)

Simon Delaney: Tom Crews

Quotes 

• Justice Dickie : Are we "not guilty" again today, Buster?

  Buster Brady : We are.

  Michael Gibney : So, Mr Cunningham, will you tell the court how many horses do you own?

  Cunningham : Seven. But six now, since that b*****d stole one.

  Tom Crews : I object. He is pointing at my client. That is prejudicial.

  Justice Dickie : That, Mr Crews, is because your client is on trial here.

  Tom Crews : That's fair enough, I suppose, isn't it?

  Buster Brady : He's good, isn't he?

• Justice Dickie : Are we "not guilty" again today, Buster?

  Buster Brady : We are.

  Tom Crews : So, Mr Cunningham, will you tell the court how many horses do you own?

  Cunningham : Seven. But six now, since that bastard stole one.

  Tom Crews : I object. He is pointing at my client. That is prejudicial.

  Justice Dickie : That, Mr Crews, is because your client is on trial here.

  Tom Crews : That's fair enough, I suppose, isn't it?

  Buster Brady : He's good, isn't he?

• Tom Crews : Now, I can't make head nor tails of this. According to this reference number, you need a licence to import cobra snakes.

  Trevor Brown : That's not a reference number. It's a date.

  Agnes Brown : I said cheap. I didn't mean this fucking cheap.

• Tom Crews : Hello, Mary. Now Mary, can you tell us what you remember about that morning in the Revenue Office?

  Philomena Nine Warts : She's a bit deaf.

  Tom Crews : Oh, right. Sorry, right. MARY! CAN YOU TELL ME...

  Agnes Brown : Excuse me. She said "deaf" not "retarded".

• Justice Cannon : Do we have all the parties here?

  Tom Crews : Yes, I am the solicitor for the defendant, Tom Crews.

  Maydo Archer : And, Justice, I am Senior Counsel.

  Justice Cannon : Let me guess. Tom Hanks?

  Maydo Archer : Mr Maydo Archer.

  Justice Cannon : Mr Maydo Archer. I have not seen you in a courtroom for a very long time.

  Maydo Archer : Indeed, Justice.

  Justice Cannon : Do we still have that Tourette's thing?

  Maydo Archer : Not nearly as much, Justice. And I do not anticipate it affecting this case.

  Justice Cannon : Ah, well, welcome back.

  Justice Cannon : Who have we here for the State?

  Michael Gibney : Michael Gibney, solicitor, Justice. I... await Senior Counsel.

  P.R. Irwin : Here, Justice.

  Maydo Archer : Wank, wank.

  Justice Cannon : What did you say, Mr Maydo Archer?

  Agnes Brown : He said "wank, wank".

  Maydo Archer : Nothing, Justice. Just clearing my throat.

  Agnes Brown : A wank won't clear your throat, son.