Seeley Booth: So, what're you doing there?
[reads her notebook over her shoulder]
Seeley Booth: Should I run for president?
Temperance Brennan: I believe every American should consider what is his or her greatest contribution to the common good.
Seeley Booth: Right. And yours would be running for president?
Temperance Brennan: I'm brilliant. That is not in dispute. I have a profound depth of knowledge of the evolution of government from early Mesopotamian city states to the Ching Dynasty to Moorish caliphates, the laws of Ur-Nammu and Hammurabi...
Seeley Booth: Woo! Go figure. You can't run for President of the United States, Bones.
Temperance Brennan: Well, not this election cycle, obviously. But look what I have on my pro list.
Seeley Booth: [reading] Excellent understanding of the criminal justice system.
Temperance Brennan: Because of our work together. And I have an impressive conviction rate, too.
Seeley Booth: Oh. Empathy with the struggles of the working class.
Temperance Brennan: I worked several minimum wage jobs while on the run. I'm actually thinking of a tax plan...
Seeley Booth: You sort of just glossed over on the run. You know, you were a fugitive. Where's that? That's not on the list.
Temperance Brennan: I was cleared.
Seeley Booth: Well, after evading arrest for three months. Give me the pen - fugitive, con.
Temperance Brennan: Are you saying that you think I would be a bad candidate? Because Donald Trump was thinking of running.
[Booth's phone rings, he takes the quick call and tells her they need to go to the crime scene]
Temperance Brennan: I hope you'll be more supportive if our daughter decides to run for president.
Seeley Booth: Well, we'll cross that bridge when she starts walking, okay?
