Penthouse: Fast Cars Fantasy Women

For as long as women have been getting naked companies have been pairing them with high-end cars or motorcycles. I could tell you these themes don't do much for me, but that point is irrelevant if it delivers hot scenes. 'Fast Cars Fantasy Women' is a vintage title from Penthouse and pretty weak all things considered.

A standard montage intro featuring a rock track tries to establish mood which leads to "Porsche 935 DP Turbo". Yes every scene is named after the car featured and not the lady. Now a silly female voiceover that'd fit in a car commercial oozes about how great the car is as a busty blonde strips and poses in & outside of it (4.5 mins). "Porsche Speedster" goes B&W with a behind the scenes feel. I really dislike this presentation as it doesn't make for a good viewings and leaves me with little to say about the two ladies featured (4 mins).

"Stutz Bearcat II" has the return of the voiceover. I really don't care to hear about the car, but a busty brunette gets some nice views (6 mins). "Mercedes 300 SL" leaves a stuffy set to an actual farm where the car and the busty blonde cowgirl Brandy 'Jisel' Ledford - PotY 1992 - are featured. This is without a doubt the highlight of the video. She looks great, it has the right attitude and water from a hose comes into play. That's also her on the box cover (3.5 mins).

"Ferrari Testarossa" takes us back to a set when the blah voiceover continues and the scene takes A LONG time to get going. Four minutes are completely wasted, but even then it's not very hot with the lady featured (8.5 mins). "Mercedes 500 SL" is a girl/girl where a cop (Julie Strain) pulls over the lady in the car and gets frisky. Only thing worth mentioning is you can track down a hardcore version of this scene as the police nightstick is actually inserted inside Julie (6.5 mins).

"Ferrari California Spyder" has a set up where the model (dressed in ugly clothing) plays a janitor who falls in love with the car and puts on some lingerie and strips (8 mins). "Jaguar XK" is Teri Weigel playing a valet park attendant who falls in love with the cars owner. Which means a fantasy being with him in a sappy boy/girl of its age complete with a slow rock track (9 mins).

That's partly the problem here - the video's age - having came out in 1991. Because let's face it the standard for nudity has come a long way in the time since. 'Fast Cars Fantasy Women' is either a lame attempt to cash-in on a once popular craze or Penthouse forget we don't need an excuse to ogle pretty ladies getting naked.