Taylar Hender credited as playing...
Abigail
- Alex Pearson: [after the regular den mother resigns] Don't freak out. One of your mothers is gonna volunteer eventually.
- Abigail: My mom's a long-haul trucker. She's away a lot.
- Ursula: I have four brothers with self-control problems.
- Alex Pearson: I-I didn't say it was gonna be easy. I just said it can be done, but... Well, you're probably gonna have to guilt them into it, so... let's see your sad-faces.
- [the girls look sad and simper]
- Alex Pearson: Those seem a little forced. Oh, no, no wait, wait... Everyone copy Rachel.
- Rachel: I wasn't doing it.
- [Preparing Alex for his date, Emily approaches him with handfuls of creamy white hair product]
- Alex Pearson: Wha-what are you doing?
- Emily Pearson: We have to vamp your hair.
- Alex Pearson: You have to WHAT my hair?
- Abigail: [holding up a teen magazine] Look at this, Alex. See these cute boys? They are superstars, and they either play vampires on the screen or rock the vampire hair.