Valentine's Day (I) (2010)

George Lopez: Alphonso

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• Alphonso : You don't step in to love, you fall in. Head over heels. Have you ever seen someone fall head over heels in love? It's ugly, bro. Toxic, septic.

  Reed Bennett : How did you and your wife get it so right?

  Alphonso : Easy, I married my best friend!

  Reed Bennett : I thought I was your best friend.

• Alphonso : To some people, love doesn't exist unless you acknowledge it in front of other people.

• Alphonso : I've never had an inkling before. I wasn't sure what to do with it.

• Reed Bennett : What's the greatest love song of all time?

  Alphonso : "Rock and Roll All Night," by Kiss.

  Reed Bennett : That's a stripper song.