Time Release Capsule

Phil Diffy: [inscripts in a tree with a future device] There. "Keely and Phil". What do you think?

Keely Teslow: I like it. But just so you know, in this century, that's what boyfriends and girlfriends do.

Phil Diffy: Oh. Well, what if I add "friends forever"?

Keely Teslow: Great! But can you write the number-four instead of the word-for? I mean, "friends 4-ever"?

Phil Diffy: No. Because that's lame in any century.