[after the yard is destroyed Bernie makes the kids clean it up]
Vanessa 'Nessa' Thomkins: Why can't you get the gardener to do it?
Bernie 'Mac' McCullough: Because the gardener didn't mess it up, you did. I want you to start with the sod.
Vanessa 'Nessa' Thomkins: Plant it yourself.
Bernie 'Mac' McCullough: Don't you tempt me. I'll fertilize it with your crushed-up bones.
Vanessa 'Nessa' Thomkins: But I told Shannon I would go to the mall with her today.
Bernie 'Mac' McCullough: Nessa, the mall is closed today--it's a holiday.
Vanessa 'Nessa' Thomkins: What holiday?
Bernie 'Mac' McCullough: Clean 'em up, fix 'em up day. A day of remembrance. Remember how my house looked before you three rascals came. Now clean it up!
