Razorteeth

This movie is pretty sweet. The acting is top notch and the plot will have you glued to your seat! I especially like the boat scene in which the best actor in the movie died. I am not sure who these actors are, but I bet they are going places. Do yourself a favor and settle in for "Razorteeth".

Well, well well. This film has no frills, no polished edges - butsomehow it gets away with it. The acting is a little rough in places. A few strange bits . . . Even the person who knew about the "killer piranhas" still decided to go into the lake. Every victim seemed to put up no struggle, or even made much noise. The "Agent" that was sent to investigate the whole situation wore trainers (sneakers, to any septics who might be reading). The great thing though is that in spite of all these minor niggles, the film really hits the spot. The plot is a bit dodgey, very unlikely but really likable. The only thing that I think lets the film down is there are no characters that you really want to "win the day" and get out alive. The victims don't last long enough for you to like and the reluctant hero is just a bit too reluctant. Very similar to the Piranha series of films in the 70's and 80's. Definitely worth watching.

Have a good laugh on the Polonia Brothers. As is all of their films, this is a micro budgeted stink fest. This is probably the best I have seen from them though. I admit there is a guilty pleasure for me to watch these films made in PA by these brothers as it makes me feel like anyone can make a movie for $12. Compared to their other flicks, this one is a treat. If you can stand watching really really really bad movies and laugh at them, u might enjoy this. If you like their other stuff this one will look a lot better than most of their movies. No puppets and the fish look pretty decent. Of course it is full of bad acting and plot holes, but hey-it's the Polonia Brothers! Oh and of course there is a casio synth soundtrack so as not to disappoint.

It's like brushing your teeth, with razors!!!

This is worth a watch just for the travesty that awaits you.

However, it has remained in the memory bank!

Save yourself the pain of watching this. I don't review much, but those 8-, 9-, & 10-star reviews are total BS. The acting alone was beyond amateurish, wooden and painful to watch. My nephew is a film student, and his school project films are Oscar worthy next to this. I heard this was a $25k budget: someone was overpaid for this crap Do yourself a favor, avoid this film: pluck your nose hair, scrape your foot calluses, lance your grandpa's puss filled boils, anything is better than enduring this gagfest. You've been warned... watch at your own peril.. I normally go easy on bad films, but this this was worthy of shouting a warning about. Ijs.