LL Cool J credited as playing...
- Deke: We need to sell that shit on eBay.
- Street: I only have one.
- Deke: We'll split the profits fifty-fifty, corner the market. Break 'em down like a shotgun - The Polish Penetrator!
- Neighbor in Alley: Y'all ain't got nothing better to do than to be haulin' off black people off to jail? Just perpetuatin' a cycle you know!
- Deke: [putting the criminal in the police car] Let's see how liberal you are when he breaks into your place!
- Neighbor in Alley: MMmm hm!
- Deke: Mmm hm my ass!
- Hondo: The reason we're gathered here on our God-given, much-needed day of rest is that we have a Polish hostage.
- Deke: So what if he's Polish?
- Hondo: No, no. Means he's one of those: "Anyone comes in, I'll blow my head off" type of guys.
- Hondo: [Deke shoots a card] 10 of Spades. Spade flush.
- Street: Hondo, isn't that a straight flush?
- Hondo: Hold the phone. Six, seven, eight, nine, ten of Spades. Deke!
- Deke: Beats four Aces in Compton any day!
- [after hearing Street over radio yell officer down]
- Hondo: Flip a bitch!
- Deke: Flippin' a bitch!
- Deke: Tell daddy how you want it.
- [the team's progress is halted by a firmly locked gate]
- Deke: Ain't this a bitch?
- Street: A cold hard one.
- Deke: [Deleted Scene: Locker Room] So my wife's all worried about me workin' SWAT.
- Boxer: They always are at first.
- Deke: [Imitates his wife] "How am I gonna take care of the kids if something happens to you?" So I called to get a little extra insurance. When I tell the chick down there I'm workin SWAT, guess what she does?
- McCabe: Laughs?
- Boxer: Hangs up?
- Deke: She laughs her ass off, AND hangs up.
- McCabe: [as Boxer and TJ laugh] Bitch. Alright guys, take care.
- Hondo: You know what? I think he might be Polish.
- Deke: Unbelievable.
