Primal Desires
- Video
- 1993
- 1h 11m
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Mike Horner fails to be funny (not for the first time) in this porn comedy about his search for evidence of an ancient tribe, making like Margaret Mead. It's dumb.
Saving grace is Teri Diver as his wife, looking great and very sexy. Horner ruins the opening sex scene with her, as he does his exaggerated physical shtick while pumping away, clearly exaggertated for the camera (like so many other popular but overworked sex workers like Manuel Ferrara and Tommy Pistol, who have picked up bad habits such as "opening up" to give the camera a better view of private parts). Fortunately, she follows up with a hot lesbian scene with P. J. Sparxx.
The video makes fun of cheapness, using a model plane on a string for that mandatory transition footage as Horner travels to a remote location. Instead of a jungle or exotic looking locale (say, Papua New Guinea), Horner and his assistant Sparxx wander a bit in a wooded area and find the cavemen and cavewomen humping away outdoors dressed in Ricky's style caveman costumes.
I was a bit suspicious when the cavewomen had no pubic hair (even P. J. was natural looking) and their leader Micky Ray was obviously wearing a Fabio-styled wig. Sure enough, Micky eventually admits that they're fake - he leads a group called Prime Encounters that merely provides trips to the wild for fun-seekers, delivering group sex out in the wilderness.
Saving grace is Teri Diver as his wife, looking great and very sexy. Horner ruins the opening sex scene with her, as he does his exaggerated physical shtick while pumping away, clearly exaggertated for the camera (like so many other popular but overworked sex workers like Manuel Ferrara and Tommy Pistol, who have picked up bad habits such as "opening up" to give the camera a better view of private parts). Fortunately, she follows up with a hot lesbian scene with P. J. Sparxx.
The video makes fun of cheapness, using a model plane on a string for that mandatory transition footage as Horner travels to a remote location. Instead of a jungle or exotic looking locale (say, Papua New Guinea), Horner and his assistant Sparxx wander a bit in a wooded area and find the cavemen and cavewomen humping away outdoors dressed in Ricky's style caveman costumes.
I was a bit suspicious when the cavewomen had no pubic hair (even P. J. was natural looking) and their leader Micky Ray was obviously wearing a Fabio-styled wig. Sure enough, Micky eventually admits that they're fake - he leads a group called Prime Encounters that merely provides trips to the wild for fun-seekers, delivering group sex out in the wilderness.
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