Ricky Schroder credited as playing...
Det. Danny Sorenson
- Skel: I was holding that deck for someone else.
- Det. Danny Sorenson: Does the guy you were holding it for call you "my friend the moron"?
- Det. Danny Sorenson: All right, into the cage for a while.
- Julio Diaz: For what?
- Det. Danny Sorenson: For breaking balls. You give me no cooperation, I'm gonna run you for warrants in every jurisdiction in America.
- Julio Diaz: Man, go out and get shot in the street.
- Det. Danny Sorenson: Yeah, why don't you write that up for Reader's Digest? "My Worst Day Ever So Far" by Julio.
- Agent Francis: [to Danny] You remind me of Donnie Osmond with your partner's personality.
- Det. Danny Sorenson: Agent Frances, I'm proud to say I've got all of Donnie's albums, including Mormon Hymns To Federal Agents Who Steal Their Weekly Paychecks.
- Andy: She make any derogatory references?
- Lt. Arthur Fancy: She said you were old and bald.
- Andy: Old?
- Det. Danny Sorenson: Bald?
- Det. Danny Sorenson: What's wrong with John babysitting?
- Andy: He's gay, that's what's wrong with it.
- Det. Danny Sorenson: I mean, c'mon, Andy, how long you known him?
- Andy: A long time, and he's been gay every day of it.
- Det. Danny Sorenson: He's the fast-talker of the partnership, while you take care of the silent, brooding chores?
- Det. Danny Sorenson: My father died when I was like six years old. My mother, she couldn't take care of me and my sisters so she send us over here to live with her sister. I was born in Norway, but over here we lived in Albany. So, was I like your first Norwegian screw?
- Officer Mary Franco: Not even close.
- [Danny has been manipulated by a Federal agent and furious about it]
- Det. Danny Sorenson: Well, you'll have to work that out with the bosses, 'cause my inclination is to knock your teeth down your throat for moving me around like a gutter bum.
- Det. Danny Sorenson: Ok, Nicki; we know you and Derek planned to steal Beller's art. Now. Derek pulling a gun on Detective Sipowicz moves him to the top of the list. What you want to do is try to help yourself by wearing a wire when we put you two together and getting Derek to admit that he was the one who planned the whole thing.
- Nicki Cameron: If I do that, will I be implicated in the theft?
- Det. Danny Sorenson: You're already implicated, Nicki; your cooperation in helping us nail Derek will buy you some good will with the DA and the judge.
- Det. Diane Russell: This is where you want to say yes, Nicki.
- Det. Danny Sorenson: [discussing Det. Russell's choice to leave the 15th with Andy] . I was sick in love with Diane. I guess I had too high an expectation.