Night of the Warrior

Although this film is not very well known or the best film ever made, it is a film that is worthwhile of your time to check out if you are interested in martial arts films. I personally was not impressed by the action scenes, but I was impressed by the romantic story involving Miles (Lorenzo Lamas) and the beautiful Katherine Pierce (Kathleen Kinmont). I believe that in this movie, Kathleen Kinmont is at her best as far as acting, looks, and sexiness. She plays her character with charm, sexiness, and very human qualities. There are two love scenes in the film that feature Lorenzo Lamas and her, the first of which is at his apartment and the second of which is in an alley on his motorcycle. I found those to be, although dark and shadowy at times, beautifully photographed, as well as the scene where they dance at a restaurant. I won't give away the story, but I will tell you that if you are interested in either action movies involving martial arts or romantic films involving erotic love scenes, then this is the movie to watch.

Lorenzo Lamas stars as Miles a kickboxer who is trying to retire from fighting, however things go awry when a mobster won't let him retire in this terrible fight flick. Night Of The Warrior is the worst kind of action movie, a deadly serious fight flick without a dash of humor or merit and a surprising lack of action which has been replaced by awful music scores. Well worth avoiding.

Like Michael Corleone, Lorenzo Lamas wants to kick the kickboxing racket because he's paid his debt in full to the folks he borrowed money from to start his dance club. But he's being pulled back in again because fight promoter Anthony Geary is in debt to some Korean gangsters also in the kickboxing promotion business. And Geary will do just about anything to get Lamas back especially after what he sees the Koreans are capable of.

That in a nutshell is Night Of The Warrior and Lorenzo Lamas has made a nice career in doing competent action films, but this isn't one of them. In fact it drags considerably in spots as Lorenzo is shown to have a sensitive side and an interest in photography. It's his real passion.

Why he's doing the dance club thing is more for his mother played by his real life mother Arlene Dahl. She's an old Broadway dancer who knows little else and this gives her a living. She's the best one in a rather mediocre film.

I'm sure Arlene Dahl missed the big studio glamor at MGM from her salad days. But she's a good mom and no doubt Lorenzo's a good son and she's helping her offspring. But Lorenzo kicking and Arlene's still ravishing beauty can't save this.

Lamas plays stereotypical beefcake complete with bike and leathers riding about and beating people up, determined to shake off his illegal bare knuckle battles now that his debts are paid off yet the bleeding hoodlums who run the racket won't let him be. He's wanted for one last brawl, yet upon his refusal, the meanies get mean and start to terrorise the poor chap, torn between his life and his loyalty to others. A pointless B-movie with arthouse credentials, the film is more pretentious than classy, and a complete waste of time even if there is nothing else on.

"Poe's Law" is usually used to describe the confusion that results from a politician or religious leader being so "out there" that it is almost impossible to distinguish him from a parody version of the same type of person. I think we can apply Poe's Law to almost every bad action movie ever made (i.e. Steven Seagal, J.C. Van Damme, Lorenzo Lamas...Don't get me wrong, I love these films and sometimes the worse they are, the more I can enjoy them). This film is no exception with it's trite dialog and flimsy plot. Some highlights include the music score, which is slightly more creative than most films from this genre, but I laughed out loud when Lamas confronts an art museum tour group by pointing at a photo of a homeless guy and angrily yelling, "Do any of you see that the man in this photograph spends the night freezing, out in the cold?" They all shake their heads like imbeciles, "No, we can't see it". Lorenzo's character is soooo deep (uh, not)! I gave this film a 4 out of 10 within the bounds of the action movie genre.