Glamourgasm

Marc Twain is the sign of low quality in the Bluebird Films catalog, and his "Glamourgasm" is no exception. Beyond the potentially catchy (but meaningless) title, it offers little to the Brit Porn fan.

One suspects it was shot on the Left Coast rather than in Blighty, with a mixed cast of actors from either side of the pond. Stacey Saran and Carmel Moore provide content from the home team, but there's nothing particularly British about the exercise.

Six XXX vignettes incorporate pointless interview footage, typical b.s. that should have been relegated to a BTS short subject instead, rather than padding the feature's running time. Cast, particularly Danny Mountain, doesn't take this personal stuff at all seriously.

Likewise, humping is routine, with the girls attractive, but title-implied glamour missing. Big star Alexis Texas is wasted, and even Euro hottie Jennifer Dark makes little impression. Though released in 2011, it bears a 2009 copyright, Bluebird evidently stockpiling generic porn, most of which is now on sale at distressed prices since the label has stopped producing new videos entirely.