The Girl from B.I.K.I.N.I.

You either like the endless array of sex comedies ground out by Fred Olen Ray or you don't. I enjoy these silly pictures, which manage to vary the format just enough to keep one coming back for more.

The ad copy makes this sound like an Austin Powers or MODESTY BLAISE romp, but it is not that colorful, probably due to budget limitations. Beverly Lynne is the attractive spy who when not humping is sent on a mission to the far east to deal with a dragon lady played by Gianna Lynn. I found this confusing at first, since I expected the top-heavy blonde porn superstar Gina Lynn to show up, but we get petite Filipino porn star Gianna instead.

She has a lesbian thing going with her white slave Lacie Heart -very appealing in softcore, though her metier is XXX. Similarly, the remarkable Rebecca Love has some outstanding sex scenes here too, eschewing the explicit porn she is best known for.

Fred has this junk down to a science, using the same casts, same locations (especially an attractive house that looks like something out of sci-fi) and phoned-in dialog over & over. Sex scenes run four minutes long, just right for pay-cable. Shorter and you feel cheated (awww -I got the cut to R-rated version!), and longer means we're in the interminable world of 20-minute XXX action.

For fans of this one, I would also recommend HARLOTS OF THE CARIBBEAN, similarly cast.