I'm nearing the end of my journey reviewing classic Penthouse softcore titles and it's starting to feel like I left the poorer videos until the end. 'Luscious Ladies' is one of those times I can't get very enthusiastic. A bunch of scenes with nothing to really tie themselves together is one thing, but when the visuals aren't hot it's not easy to get excited.
"Show" is the strip club routine opening featuring Nikki Tyler, Sindee Cox, Sabrina Stone and while I like Nikki and her attitude, this three-way girl/girl didn't provide many good shots or do much (7.5 mins). "Dressing Room" is a backstage segment with Seanna Ryan & Ashley Williams who try on different pieces of clothing, touch each other. Some oil gets applied to Ashley and a paddle gets slapped against her buns but it's not really memorable (8.5 mins).
"Boudoir" has Nikki Nova who almost always looks good - some nice shots of her on the bed - but it keeps alternating between color and B&W which I find supremely annoying (4 mins). "Diner" is a low energy boy/girl fantasy with a waitress (Leigh Matchett) that didn't do much for me (8 mins). "Good Girl, Bad Girl" has Nikki Nova & Leigh inside what looks like a cave feeling each other up and misses the mark (4.5 mins).
"Red Room" is Ashley Williams in leggings, a top and a wig? Hmm okay, but it moves too slowly as she strips to really be excited. Ok I'll throw the scene a bone. Gets slightly better towards the end with closeups of her butt / kitty from behind (8 mins). "Master and Servent" has two ladies (Claudine Jennings, Crystal Knight) stripping from lingerie where a dominate / submissive angle plays out over some lite girl/girl but again things move too slowly to be hot and Claudine's panties never come off (8.5 mins).
'Luscious Ladies' is the kind of title you dread paying for only to find out the bad news. Feeling like a piece of tame erotica that came out in the early 90's and not the year 2000. Skip watching this Penthouse title and you haven't missed much, trust me.
