Davy Crockett y los piratas del Mississippi

[Crockett and Russel approach Fink as the Gullywhumper is secured to the boat landing]

Davy Crockett: Excuse me, mister? Which one of them fellers is captain of this boat?

Mike Fink: What did you say?

Moose: [laughing] He wants to know who the captain is!

[Fink smacks Moose]

Mike Fink: How long you bush-wackers been beating the backwoods? Why, everybody knows who the captain of the Gullywhumper is! It's me! Mike Fink, King of the River!

George Russel: Well, Captain, meet up with Davy Crockett, King of the Wild Frontier.

Mike Fink: Davy Crockett, huh? Well, it sure is a small world. You're about a foot shorter than you oughta be.

George Russel: Don't worry, he's still a growin'.

Mike Fink: Yeah, like them yarns they keep spreadin' about him.

Davy Crockett: Mighty hard to live up to, sometime.

Mike Fink: Well, I don't have any trouble livin' up to mine. I am the original ringtail roarer from the thunder 'n lightnin' country! I'm a real snorter and a head buster! I can out-run, out-jump, out-sing, out-swim, out-dance, out-shoot, out-eat, out-drink...

Davy Crockett: Out-talk?

Mike Fink: Yeah, out-talk, out-cuss and out-fight anybody in the Mississippi and Ohio Rivers put together!