Phantasia

Wicked Pictures' boss Axel Braun seems to have given the keys to the kingdom to Seth Gamble, turning the one-time leading Adult Cinema label into a sort of fiefdom for the actor-turned director. This latest 3-hour tribute to himself by Seth is boring, gonzo filler.

Opening segment called "Phantasm" (an insult to that cult horror classic), has Seth visiting a house for sale, and finding Kimmy Granger there masturbating. They hump a lot and as in the next segments, we're treated to pornspeak and tedious, mechanical "high-energy sex", ending with her yelling "Breed me!" and a creampie.

Bookending the feature is a three-way with Liz Jordan and Xxlayna Marie as wood nymphs, again marred by the mood-breaking substitute for dialogue -at the climax, Seth yells "Here it comes!", before splashing the girls' faces. That's about as romantic as a Rodney Moore video.

Valentina Nappi stars in "Apocalypsis", styled as a femme warrior wandering by railroad tracks toting a mean-looking spiked ball & chain weapon. She masturbates, then frees Seth from bondage and he has anal sex with her. Pointless.

It's blonde Allie Nicole's turn in "Medieval", clad in a diaphanous costume, then (contradicting the title) masturbating in a modern tiled shower and joined by Seth for a good fu*king. Her tan line also belies the title. The dim lighting is a bummer.

I've been bored to death by Seth's last couple dozen recent performances (I do mean recent -he appears in nearly every video that's released by top labels of late) -he's sullen, smug in walking through various roles, not unlike another fake "fan favorite" Mick Blue. I know these guys are cast relentlessly but I can't believe that fans are waiting with baited breath to see them for the thousandth time -obviously it's the ladies who generate views/clicks or God forbid purchases!