33 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, February 4, 2025

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33 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, February 4, 2025

Amber Ruffin is bringing her jokes to the nation’s capital. The Late Night with Seth Meyers writer has been tapped to headline this year’s White House Correspondents’ Dinner, which takes place on April 26th in Washington, D.C. In a statement, WHCA president Eugene Daniels said that “(Ruffin’s) perspective will fit right in with the dinner’s tradition of honoring the freedom of the press while roasting the most powerful people on all sides of the aisle and the journalists who cover them.”

Meanwhile, per DeadlineTiffany Haddish and Christopher Meloni are joining Katt Williams and Craig Robinson in Adam Rifkin’s Toad. The “offbeat, almost surreal type of comedy” follows two affable stoners who “accidentally find themselves in the service of crime lord” played by Robinson and inadvertently dose on a box of potent psychedelic frogs they’re meant to transport. Toad will be Laugh Factory Presents’ debut production.

The timeline, of course, is a laugh factory of its own today. Some of the funniest tweets include those about the perfect choice for a Black Panther recasting, Kansas City’s secret weapon and a valuable tax season tip.

japtaa @DubsBetterr. 23h EES REPORT - I want Sydney Sweeney Hoop Central @TheHoopCentral - 23h REPORT - The Warriors want Giannis Antetokounmpo, per @BrettSiegelNBA. M UEKS 84 35 996 29K 1.2M
Abbi Pulling @AbbiPulling. 1d FF formulafakers @formulafakers.2d BREAKING: Abbi Pulling has become the first woman ACADEMY ACADEMY PIRELI PLI PIRELLI ACM ACADEMY AC A ACADEMY FIL e PIRELLI RODIN RACCHER NOTORSPORT PIREL PIRELLI BWT CERON DEM CNOEMY PIRE PIRELLI AEBI 1.3K 13K 370K 8.1M
Space Ghost @spaceghost 18h ... give me their discord server and l'll have control of DOGE by EOB today Artists Voyage @artists_voyage.1 1d Founding Fathers of new USA 'Kids' working at @DOGE And wily ai C cricy ... Спан 5c 01 our money: Akash Bobba Luke Farritor Ethan Shaotran Edward Coristine 320 5.2K 103K 3.8M
Andrew @Dub_A. 23h The Roof Doodles bark at me every day on my walk 155 2.1K 58K 1.1M
IG: Stormnyx @stormnyx_ 13h ... I've been going to Walmart everyday & putting 6 eggs in my jacket 2.8K 24K 460 609K
Sherman McCoy @wasphyxiation 1d ... This is how it feels to have the common cold as a man neature vs norture @chionogirl . 2d My husband has a cold and he's talking about the future like a man dying in battle I'm gunna heal up and smoke us some ribs, doesn't that sound nice? Some smoked ribs just like we used to hav... 60 3.3K 48K 1.5M
mia @httpsosweet. 1d ... my husband if he was a donut pretty boy $ 2.25 671 24K 332K 12M
sean @_sn_n 1d ... they don't make Republicans like this anymore 0:52 Jeb Bush: 'Hell yeah' | would kill baby ... CNN Hitler CNN 99K views 9 years ago 210K 3.4M 507 8.7K
The Real Gerber Baby @Gerbatron16.22h I heard Marvel is looking to recast T'Challa 4F DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm.22h Joe Biden has signed with Hollywood talent agency CAA. CAA 73 4.3K 109K 3.7M
integra @faggopnitsa 1d ... im screaming Today at 2:55 AM when u visit do u wanna play games or do you want the neighbors to learn ur name 237 6.6K 154K 3.4M
amazingPHIL @enrgeticwarrior 1d Inside you there are two wolves and they are both gay and john legend is there too I guess billie archive @archivesbe. 1d just gay Sherlead MOON بيب 42 6.7K 130K 2M
Ska Rudeboy @qanon_reaI.20h Not in the mood for jokes. И Video 2:44 Increasing egg prices have Americans scrambling 61 2,478 61.8K 630K
Daniel Failboat @Failboat103 - 1d ... I do not look like a soyjak Daniel Failboat @Failboat103.2d Never kill yourself Kirby Cafe Café 127z 374 2.4K 98K 2.1M
@litcapital.1 1d litquidity X in a nutshell Harvard SILENCE, economist Guy who read a bunch of threads & saw a YouTube video A is talking explaining tariffs 126 566 11K the 432K
+ Arielle Targaryen @good4uAri.1 1d ... I can't believe that British boy be blowing green apple smoke in Olivia face like omg paddington stop dani @livsmatcha. 1d the vape 5.6K 132K 169 3.3M
Punished burialposter @burialposter . 1d BITCOIN DEPOT ATCOIN BitcoinDepot.com DEPOT 980 / 76 2.5K 61K 1.2M
@CBMovieFan 1d Officer Martinez 7 ... the show was so good they're winning awards on other planets DF DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm. dd Colin Farrell has won a Saturn Award for his performance as Oz Cobb in 'THE PENGUIN' 104 9.6K 160K del 3.7M
lil @adifying 20h losin my mind why the humanity pair n nature pair hittin the same poses as each other mariocraft @mariocraft31.22h x.com/mariocraft31/s... at its best at its worst nature humanity 2.9K 44K 586K 35
Mike @hammerito 23h How did anyone cheat on her I would let her hit me with her car every morning reverie is tall n bitter @sabueckers . 1d the matching flash oh she's taking it 0:05 913 18K 14M 295K
S @sageyblanco 20h this is thee funniest comment I've ever read omg zari I'm so excited to visit USA and see BBLs omggggggg I can't wait! 1d Reply 2,996 View 45 replies V 123 5.7K 106K 1.5M
Throwing Fits @ThrowingFits. 1d ... fashion mfs after the SSENSE tariffs 34 1.2K 14K 332K
mary @theoceanblooms.1d how do you turn and-a-half on your birthday you fucking liar DF DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm. dd Today is Elmo's birthday! Не is 3-and-a-half years old today. 131 1K 28K 594K
The Impatient Tourist @ImpatienTourist - 23h ... Christopher Columbus in 1492: Fluffy 2.0 @babyyyg__ 23h YO WHERES INDIA??? 30 7.2K 60K 1.4M
The amount of people talking about Severance is crazy. X You MILES @premiles_. 21h ... all have APPLE TV?!?!? 348 1.2K 22K 728K
Sesame Chiccen @Loccdawggg . 1 16h ... 1. You high as hell rn 2. Yes AFRONAUT @antoniosuadre.1 16h Aye quick question, y'all think when Michael Jackson got back to heaven he reset back to Black? Like factory settings? 60 6.5K 73K 2.7M
ivy @tntssoldiier . 18h well someone gotta stop saquon this sunday everlarky @ofthemisery 1d WHAT IS SHE TRAINING FOR 3.6K 169 89K 5.3M
greg @greg16676935420.20h ... Don't forget to report your income from illegal activities and stolen property as you're doing your taxes this year IRS SEARCH HELP MENU Illegal activities. Income from illegal activities, such as money from dealing illegal drugs, must be included in your income on Schedule 1 (Form 1040), line 8z, or on Schedule с (Form 1040) if from your self-employment activity. Stolen property. If you steal property, you must report its fair market value in your income in the year you steal it unless you return it to its rightful owner in the same year. 733 1.2K 13K
BP @BPayton216 - 17h Local Pot Pie Inspector LH Legion Hoops @LegionHoops.2 21h Jason Whitlock calls for Adam Silver to veto the Luka Doncic trade: It undermines the credibility of all professional sports. 120 2.3K 40K 1.9M
isaac* @isaac_02x· 1d Joe Burrow put up 63 points and his defense still lost him the game what's new NFL @NFL.1 1d NFL The NFC wins the #ProBowlGames for the third straight year! N BAMES all 26 A NP PRO BOWL 63 GAMES 76 N ORLANDO 2025 presented by verizon 78 1.8K 67K 2.9M
@SinginSwiftie - hh why is someone ALWAYS crying near Cynthia 06:04 - 03/02/2025.665K Views 83 2K 60K 1.3K Most relevant replies V ziggy the autistic diva @ziggyrockeboox-7h ... I think That's just what happens when you're near a bald person my uncle was bald and I remember crying around him a lot 316 del 49K 88 3.9K 66 3.5K 68K 674K
nat's defense attorney @lottienatss 1d Cakap bahasa Inggeris? ? Search: the companion movie® X 252 comments her hair is so cute 11h Reply 4,963 changingways It's partially drenched in blood... 9h Reply 19 changingways it adds a nice tint 2K 44K 21 379K
BC @quesadaaa_. 2 23h ... Ask why them kids ain't in school? whenever I see children in the daytime Aurora Watson @nawturbabygurl - 1d What old person thing do you do? 94 13K 90K 2.7M
Pookie @PookiesParadise 21h the paramedics hands clasped in prayer & disbelief Sosa @ihysosa.2 21h Guess I'll be off marvel rivals for a while 237 6.8K 143K 4.6M

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