"Just turn the page": Gleyber Torres calls out Yankees for shocking update on facial hair policy

Well, Gleyber Torres has officially left the Bronx for Motor City, trading in his Yankees pinstripes for a shiny new Tigers uniform. But while his exit may have caused some tears among the fans, perhaps the real news is in his beard — and the loser, finally, with the new management — Yankees policy on facial hair.

Torres apparently signed a one-year $15 million contract with the Detroit Tigers and was one of the first to announce the Yankees' sudden and shockingly open-minded move regarding their long-held famous hair policy. GM Brian Cashman having his opinions on positional changes, Torres just stood there, shrugged his shoulders, and had that magnificent "I'm not mad, just disappointed" look. "To be honest, I don't know what's going on over there," he said, dissolving any chance of lingering animosity. "I was believing everything was good, but I think not. I don't want to give any comments, just turn the page. Whatever they have, they have."

And here comes the funny part: as soon as Torres posted a fresh picture of himself with a luscious beard — his personal "team spirit" — in the most shocking of coups, the Yankees announced they were reversing their infamous facial hair policy. Beard rules, baby!
In case you have been living under a rock (or maybe, a clean-shaven rock), for quite some time now, Yankees' rules have long been relegated to legend: no facial hair below the upper lip. Mustache? Sure. Any resemblance to a full beard? Not a chance. Well, now? It's 2025, and there are winds of change...or rather, beard style.
On Friday, Yankees owner Hal Steinbrenner dispensed some wisdom about the matter "allow well-groomed beards." Yes, you read it right. Not a stray hair from the chin, not even two days of growth — they are talking about a well-groomed beard.

"I've spoken to a large number of former and current Yankees... and ultimately, the decision rests with me," Steinbrenner said. "We have decided to allow well-groomed beards moving forward. It is appropriate to break from the familiar comfort of our former policy."
So, as Gleyber Torres ventures into a new era in Detroit with his new beard, it looks like the Yankees are becoming accustomed to letting some hair down. Perhaps, Torres wasn't just moving on from the team — he was helping them 'turn the page' in every way possible. Cheers to a bearded future for the Bronx Bombers... who'd have known?