How Do You Want Me? Sausage, Balloon, Bum (Season 1, Episode 6)
TV Episode | Comedy, Drama

How Do You Want Me?

Sausage, Balloon, Bum (Season 1, Episode 6)

TV Episode | Comedy, Drama

Ian slaps schoolboy Justin Howard during a photo shoot. Police start to investigate Ian for assaulting a minor but is now viewed has the village disciplinarian. When Lisa arranges for him to apoligise to Justin everything comes to a head.

Director

Writer

Producer

Composer

Editors

Paul Endacott | Jamie Pearson

Casting Director

Jane Davies

Production Designer

Anna Higginson

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Updated Mar 31, 1998

Release date

Mar 31, 1998 (United Kingdom)

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16 cast members

Name	Known for
Dylan Moran Ian Lyons Ian Lyons See fewer	Black Books (2000)
Charlotte Coleman Lisa Lyons Lisa Lyons See fewer	Four Weddings and a Funeral (1994)
Frank Finlay Astley Yardley Astley Yardley See fewer	Lifeforce (1985)
Peter Serafinowicz Dean Yardley Dean Yardley See fewer	Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
Diana Fairfax Pam Yardley Pam Yardley See fewer	Love in a Cold Climate (1980)
Clive Merrison Norriswood Norriswood See fewer	The History Boys (2006)
Mark Heap Derek Few Derek Few See fewer	Stardust (2007)
Phil Nice Policeman Policeman See fewer	Goodnight Sweetheart (1993)
Steve Brody Journalist Journalist See fewer	The Office (2001)
Eryl Maynard Mrs. Howard Mrs. Howard See fewer	Mirrormask (2005)
Jordan Levell Justin Howard Justin Howard See fewer	How Do You Want Me? (1998)
Patrick Blackwell Stolid Man Stolid Man See fewer	You Rang, M'Lord? (1988)
Sheila Nye Stolid Woman Stolid Woman See fewer	How Do You Want Me? (1998)
Kit Jackson Serious Father Serious Father See fewer	The Village (2013)
Sue Ryding Serious Mother Serious Mother See fewer	Shameless (2004)
Emma Chambers Helen Yardley Helen Yardley See fewer	Notting Hill (1999)