Having recently returned to the back benches, following accidents to the other candidates for his seat, B'stard is interviewed on television by Brian Walden, who is shocked by his reactionary views, such as ending the welfare state and ...See moreHaving recently returned to the back benches, following accidents to the other candidates for his seat, B'stard is interviewed on television by Brian Walden, who is shocked by his reactionary views, such as ending the welfare state and taxing the poor. In the interval, two make-up girls claim that B'stard has fathered their children, but in the second half his rousing speech demanding that a wall be built to seal England off from Wales and Scotland leads to the switchboard being jammed with messages of support though it turns out that it's all a ruse for Walden's show to regain its failing ratings and he and B'stard have a financial arrangement. Written by
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