Uninteresting

When you tap through a beautiful woman’s Instagram story expecting a bikini pic… and instead get a breaking-news take on politics she learned 12 seconds ago that absolutely nobody asked for and she does not know anything about. And she keeps posting them because the views are high, meanwhile the guys watching are just patiently waiting for the next scandalous outfit drop.

A cunning retort to a rather mundane story relayed by an acquaintance. The slight distortion of the word
"interesting" leaves the relayer of the story stumped as to whether you're utilizing a benign permutation of "interesting" a la Ralph Wiggum's "Me fail English, that's unpossible," which would therefore retain the original meaning, or if you are simply shortening "uninteresting" and subsequently would like them to shut their boring yapper before you fall asleep with your fingers in your ears.

A person who somehow manages to use Instagram/Facebook to make their life seem even shittier than it probably actually is.

Something that is not intresting, something that is dull.

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.