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puta que pariu 

Brasilian expression that can be used as an expletive, like "puta que pariu, to atrasado!" - fuck, I'm late!
Can also mean something similar to "go fuck yourself" - "vá pra puta que pariu".
Literally means "(to) the whore who had you (or it)".
Another meaning is somewhere too far away: "fica lá na puta que pariu..." - "it's fucking far away..."
Puta que pariu, eu detesto esse cara! - Hell, I hate that guy!

A casa do cara é lá na puta que pariu! - the bud's house is fucking far away!

Quer saber? Cansei, vá pra puta que pariu!
- You know what? I'm tired, go fuck yourself!
puta que pariu by tedesco September 27, 2008
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puta que pariu 

Portuguese for "bitch that gave birth to..." Commonly used as a sign of anger/frustration and as an insult.
Puta que pariu este gajo! - Bitch that gave birth to this guy!
Could also be used as just "puta que pariu"

puta que pariu 

Sending someone to the puta que pariu is sending someone to a whore ("puta") that has had a baby ("que pariu"). It is assumed that this whore shall have a new baby with her new client, which is a rather unfortunate something to wish your friends.
Me, to you: "Vaiputa que pariu"
puta que pariu by Bino6969 October 22, 2018
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026