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pond lad 

a pond lad is a magical lad who lives in a pond. Kind of like the Lady of the Lake, but way cooler and pond-based. He gives people magic pond boons in return for catching fish and is on very good terms with the local newts. He might be an exhibitionist.
Person 1: Why isn't Ray wearing any clothes?
Person 2: I think that's just Pond Lad
pond lad by k'rk November 21, 2023
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pond lad 

a Pond Lad is a magical lad who lives in a pond. Kind of like the Lady of the Lake, but pond-themed and way cooler. If you catch some fish for him, he will give you a magic Pond Boon. He is on very good terms with the local newts and may or may not be an exhibitionist
Person 1: Why isn't Ray wearing any clothes?
Person 2: I think that's just Pond Lad
pond lad by k'rk November 21, 2023

Lady Pond 

A term used to sexually describe a relationship with a woman and another woman. Lesbianism basically.
Cameron Diaz took a "Dip in The 'Lady Pond'.
Lady Pond by Ladyinthewater May 29, 2016

lady pond 

Taking a plunge into lesbianism
She made me want to take a deep in the lady pond.
lady pond by Jjblonde May 22, 2016

pondladylee 

A multiple screenname.
An AlterEgo
Doc made the pondladylee scheme popular at SFN
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026