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granny slap 

A granny slap happens when a grandmother approaches you and pinches your cheeks so hard that the skin literally slaps against your face when released. It is usually accompanied by much cooing and statements that include but are not limited to: "Oh, you've grown so tall," or, "You're my little sugar bunny!"
John: Did you see that mark on Jack's cheek?
Jill: Yeah, he totally got granny slapped yesterday. His sister told me all about how his skin snapped into place.
granny slap by thelastcard November 22, 2011

Granny slapper

The term Granny slapper is generally used to describe an old woman (Most commonly fat) Who is into making pornography with younger men. Granny slappers can be described as Skanky and/or slutty individuals for being notoriously dirty. This term can also be used to describe someone's Grandma as an insult.
"Bro, is that his your over there?"
"Yeah, why?"
"cause' she's a fucking granny slapper"
Granny slapper by Wayne king June 1, 2014

Granny Slapper

Someone who is such a savage that they smack anyone even your grandmother
Granny Slapper by FishCock1334193 January 20, 2020

ur granny pappy a trappy slappy 

Worst insult ever to be said, could destroy the whole universe.
Steve:ur grandpap a trap
Bobby:ur granny pappy a trappy slappy

*steve fucking gets fucked along with the universe while bobby becomes god of everything*

Slappy Granny 

A dirty old Goon who makes slapping noises tapping it’s old punani
That old Slappy Granny is making loud noises
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026