constance bay 

Constance Bay- also known as cbay to the locals- is a sketchy town just outside of Ottawa that not a lot of people know about. For the people who do, it is usually an attraction to young families and teens in summer because it's placed right on the Ottawa river so it's perfect to get out of the city and go for a beach day. There are also quite a few local businesses (general stores, restaurants, spa, a community center etc) that makes it easy for people live down here. The population is mostly made up of old people that are mostly pretty nice. But don't be fooled, there are always sketchy sneaky deals going down around here with mostly drugs and alcohol by mostly teens that have too much time and are desperate for money. Down here everyone knows each other and wears plaid and drives trucks have boats and sleds and is usually drunk or smoking a joint. everydays a party down here!

we are not druggies.

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.