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boyfriend asmr

A name for a style of audio roleplay by VAs focused on intimate relationships, often used on YouTube where the audio stops right before it becomes sexual and then linked away to a site that allows more sexual content and/or includes a paywall.

The audio usually tells a narrative leading up to kissing, touching, or sex and will simulate such sounds but no actual sex is had.

The audio is generally a conversation where the VA will play their own side of a conversation but leave the listeners side silent so listeners can imagine themselves as partaking.

Extensive foley is added to the audio including everything from rain to doors closing and cooking.

It is not asmr in the traditional sense as it is not intended to provoke tingles but rather arousal or at least excitment.

It is basically audio porn.
I found this guy that boyfriend asmr on YouTube.

boyfriend ASMR

Something lonely people listen to and pretend they are in a relationship.

Grown men whisper in mics to comfort others
I listened to boyfriend ASMR all night whilst crying
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026