Asks 

ask someone to have sex

Did you have a fucking stroke?

A request for information or clarity where the act of asking the question takes more time and effort than using common sense or readily available guidance.

when a girl asks for one of your rings it means she’s claiming you as hers. By having one of your rings she has proof of you being hers.

An expression of astonishment/surprise; complete and utter bafflement

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.