Table Licker

An uncouth person who upon spilling a condiment or drink on a table, will lean over and lick it off.

Jimmy is such a table licker. He jizzed on the table and then licked it off instead of using a napkin.

Table Licker by RustyMeister June 28, 2010

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Table licker

A word for a person with a severe mental illness

child: Look at that table licker mom!
mother: dont talk about madi g like that!

Table licker by Dong lord 69 May 29, 2018

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Table Licker • table top • table whore • table talk • Table Tennis • Table Time • table fucker • table hopper • Table Vibes • table zamboni

Table Licker

A school shooter that licks tables.

"Lick this table."
"Okay."
"I can confirm that this is indeed a table licker."

Table Licker by Rock made of slikels September 19, 2020

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Table Licker

Phrase referring to a person who is so unable to refuse a dare, they will do anything, even lick a dirty table at a bar.

You should dare Beth to do it since you know she’s a table licker.

Table Licker by HERX44 November 27, 2020

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Table Licker

Phrase referring to someone so unable to refuse a dare, they are willing to do anything, including licking a dirty bar table

Don’t dare her to do that. She is such a table licker she might actually do it.

Table Licker by HERX44 November 27, 2020

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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