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Fellatio Ratio 

In a sexual relationship, the overall ratio of fellatio performed to cunnilingus.
Dave: Yo man, my girl just dumped me. I don't know where I went wrong.
Jeremiah: What was your fellatio ratio?
Dave: It was about 1 to 4
Jeremiah: Well, there's your problem. It should be 1:2 at a minimum. 1:1 is ideal. You need to satisfy your woman, playa.
Dave: But it strains my neck!
Fellatio Ratio by Dr. January August 19, 2008
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fellatio ratio 

The ratio of females to males at any given point in time.
Chris Bees walked into the party and was super-stoked about the fellatio ratio as he barked, "I'm tots gonna cops some domski tonight bro!".
fellatio ratio by Jazpah January 4, 2010

fellatio ratio 

at a large gathering or party, the ratio of hoes to bros.
dude its a total sausage fest here, the fellatio ratio is shot to hell
fellatio ratio by nagoosk January 10, 2009

felatio ratio 

The amount of times one gets head during sex as opposed to the times one dosn't.
"We may have had a lot of sex lately but my felatio ratio has really dropped off!! I'm getting it 1 out of 7 times anymore!
felatio ratio by scatbrat April 16, 2009

felatio ratio 

The reason i'm going to be breaking up with my boyfriend!!
I love you, but unless the felatio ratio improves, i think we should see other people!
felatio ratio by Penelope42069 July 22, 2010
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026